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Inbred blue-eyed mutants

04 February 2008 in Human Nature, Notes by Stilgherrian | 4 comments

The Snarky Platypus has emailed me to point out that like all blue-eyes I’m an inbred mutant.

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04 February 2008 at 9:05 am

@kcarruthers

I’m sorry Intelligent Design tells us that there is no evidence for evolution and this means that there must have been a designer for your pretty blue eyes. Does this make you a fashion victim instead? ;P

04 February 2008 at 2:49 pm

Rhys

I read that in yesterday’s paper and then proceeded to rag on the rest of the family with blue eyes…….you’re a freak…!

04 February 2008 at 4:40 pm

Stilgherrian

@kcarruthers: Spot the Twitter user, she adds her own “@” symbol! Welcome!

Well, I’d like to meet this Intelligent Designer and ask why if my eye is so goddam intelligent that I’m short-sighted — but then when I hit middle age I become long-sighted as well. Makes no sense! And why there isn’t a modular connector at the back to swap in th new model.

@Rhys: If I were you, I’d be cautious about throwing around the word “freak”… ;)

04 February 2008 at 11:46 pm

Rhys

…dammit, I can’t think of any mildly witty and or sexual innuendo* comeback to that, but if I could. ho ho watch out

*not a spanish suppository