Inbred blue-eyed mutants

The Snarky Platypus has emailed me to point out that like all blue-eyes I’m an inbred mutant.

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  1. @kcarruthers’s avatar

    I’m sorry Intelligent Design tells us that there is no evidence for evolution and this means that there must have been a designer for your pretty blue eyes. Does this make you a fashion victim instead? ;P

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  2. Rhys’s avatar

    I read that in yesterday’s paper and then proceeded to rag on the rest of the family with blue eyes…….you’re a freak…!

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  3. Stilgherrian’s avatar

    @kcarruthers: Spot the Twitter user, she adds her own “@” symbol! Welcome!

    Well, I’d like to meet this Intelligent Designer and ask why if my eye is so goddam intelligent that I’m short-sighted — but then when I hit middle age I become long-sighted as well. Makes no sense! And why there isn’t a modular connector at the back to swap in th new model.

    @Rhys: If I were you, I’d be cautious about throwing around the word “freak”… ;)

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  4. Rhys’s avatar

    …dammit, I can’t think of any mildly witty and or sexual innuendo* comeback to that, but if I could. ho ho watch out

    *not a spanish suppository

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