Most toxic fart

An old friend has just informed me that the most toxic fart he’s ever experienced was produced by a combination of Guinness and Twisties. I thought you should know.

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I love this sort of trivial rubbish.

One day some snickering undergraduate is going to compile a well-written, well-researched book on this very subject, my friends. It will be a hilarious polemic on social conventions and etiquette across the entire social spectrum, covering every conceivable food group and beverage combination. I only hope I’ll be there to publish it. It will sit handsomely on the bookshop shelf next to my planned hilarious polemic on AFL footballer haircuts.

Oh yeah.