There’s actually a rather delicious irony in your accusations of ignorance. I presume it was your own ignorance (in the neutral sense) of the cultural elements at play in this scenario that meant you didn’t spot what’s immediately obvious to any local. Or, for that matter, anyone more broadly familiar with my less-serious work. Namely that this brief blog post is an exercise in hyperbole.

But that’s already been explained in previous comments. It’s all quite amusing.

That said, I don’t take kindly to people coming onto my patch to lecture me about what I do and don’t understand when they clearly haven’t done their own homework. “But perhaps it would be better to understand more before you make these assumptions, or just leave them alone all entirely and talk about something you might have a vague understanding of,” as someone said recently, ungrammatically.

So why were you even here? It’s just a local joke from more than three years ago.

The level of hypocrisy involved in doing this without leaving your name and a valid email address is astounding. What a filthy fucking piece of low-life you are.

You seem to have missed the entire point of the post, which is that it’s satire — even though this is made clear in the comments! With all of your high-and-mighty posturing about “Ancient Deities and Spiritual Guardian Anthology” you seem to have overlooked the existence of throw-away jokes at the pub. Twat.