
Forty percent of the messages on Twitter are “pointless babble”, claims a story doing the rounds at Fairfax and ABC News and elsewhere this morning. It’s rubbish.
In a piece for Crikey today, I dismantle this claim by market intelligence firm Pear Analytics. Their categorisation is vague and arbitrary, and completely misses the point of phatic communication.
Marketer Stephen Dann is even more scathing. In the comments Sarah, who works for Pear Analytics, digs an even deeper hole as she explains her methodology.
If some DJ posted on there they were playing at a club tonight, I counted that as Self Promotion. If some guy tweeted that he was “at the club with his niggaazz and ho’s”, I put it into babble.
So, if they’re a DJ it’s “promotion”, but “some guy” it’s “babble”. How is Sarah judging people’s value here? By whether they’re a DJ or not? By whether they’re communicating business and work needs rather than social? By whether they use “correct grammar” rather than street slang? That’s just snobbery, and possibly even racism.
It’s all just tawdry low-rent pseudo-science at the level of the Ponds Institute. And, as my Crikey piece explains, t’was all just to pimp a product.
The reason the original bullshit story was picked up and spread so fast, though, was that a Twitter backlash has been foretold. More about that tomorrow.
[Hat-tip to @crikey_news for the headline.]
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If you think this stuff is pointless babble, you’re really not going to enjoy parties.
Actually, I enjoy parties very much. Maybe this is why I’m not an avid Twitter person. I actually enjoy HUMAN interaction. I don’t think tweeting makes up for actual verbal conversation. We use Twitter for work. We even go to Tweetups. But I really miss the days when people would go out and actually talk to each other. Not all sit around the room with crackberry in hand, typing away furiously. People are all using social media to feel connected to others, yet put them in a room, and nobody talks.
We understand everybody has a different use for Twitter. But how do you get a view of how it’s being used by Everyone, without looking at the public timeline?
Oh, and I was Jenny, not Karen.
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You have some good points. I’ll be sure Ryan sees it. Maybe he’ll incorporate some of these into the next analysis. While I’d like to claim I created all this controversy all by myself, I am merely a project manager at Pear. Ryan is the big man on campus who came up with the study. We came up with the study after attending some of the local tweetups. Yes, shockingly, we do actually use Twitter. We never intended to say that there was anything wrong with babble. Lord knows I myself have verbal diarrahea and 90percent of what comes out of my mouth is babble. But I guess when it got picked up by the news it sounds more interesting to spin it that way. I get a chuckle from most of it, although some people do share way too much information….
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Umm, on the face of it, I have no problem with the methodology that sorts a DJ’s tweet ‘I’m playing at a club tonight’ as promotion and some guy’s tweet that ‘I’m at the club’ as babble. Put the person’s profession together with the verb “playing” and it’s clearly promotional.
Regarding the idea that the babble could be phatic, I think you’re grasping at straws. Sure the study might have been crap, but mind you’re not fighting fire with fire by returning more crap!
How could any communication on Twitter be phatic? Many many factors — the distance between speaker and listener, the one-to-many broadcast, the time lags, the lack of feedback from listener to speaker — all render tweeting as anything but phatic.
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Um, from a linguistic and communications point of view, surely it’s all about audience? Reading that some random guy is at the club tonight is babble – reading your friend’s twitter to say he’s at the club tonight is potentially useful and interesting information. That’s true regardless of the medium. I do actually enjoy reading my friends’ blogs where they babble on about what they made for dinner or planted in their garden – I can’t imagine why I’d want to read the same sort of information from a stranger – unless of course it was really well written and reflective in some way.

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