Qantas Gripes

Alaskan Doug Tweedie has found moderately hilarious material which purports to be from Qantas “gripe sheets” — problem reports filed by pilots at the end of each flight, which are then reviewed by the maintenance engineers.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

Engineer: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

My favourite:

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

Engineer: Evidence removed.

There’s plenty more.

A shame he can’t spell Qantas.

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  1. Bernard’s avatar

    If something looks too funny to be kosher, you can usually find it at “Snopes”:www.snopes.com…

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