Alaskan Doug Tweedie has found moderately hilarious material which purports to be from Qantas “gripe sheets” — problem reports filed by pilots at the end of each flight, which are then reviewed by the maintenance engineers.
Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineer: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
My favourite:
Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineer: Evidence removed.
There’s plenty more.
A shame he can’t spell Qantas.
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Oops. Turns out these are “probably a fake”:http://www.stilgherrian.com/humour/qantas_gripes_debunked.
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If something looks too funny to be kosher, you can usually find it at “Snopes”:www.snopes.com…


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