You should stop…

This is the “best joke I’ve heard in a while”, says my friend Richard:

I went to see my doctor today. He told me I should stop masturbating.

I asked him why.

He said, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

[Update: This joke was found at Crying all the way to the fish shop. Ta, Richard.]

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