Comments on: Heath Ledger dead: jokes here please http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/ All publication is a political act. All communication is propaganda. All art is pornography. All business is personal. All hail Eris. Vive les poissons rouges sauvages! Sat, 19 May 2012 21:24:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Stilgherrian http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-15134 Stilgherrian Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:13:08 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-15134 <strong>OK, time to close off comments on this post, even though it's not <em>quite</em> been a year. I declare the experiment closed.</strong> This was the <a href="http://stilgherrian.com/blogging/most-popular-posts-of-2008/">most-visited page on this website for 2008</a> and is, as I write this on 3 January 2009, the number one <a href="http://www.google.com.au/search?q=heath+ledger+joke">Google search result for "heath ledger joke"</a>. But I suspect the vast majority of visitors didn't bother looking at anything else. That makes sense. If people are finding the page through looking for Heath Ledger jokes, there'll be little else here to interest them. Besides, I'm not the least bit interested in making fun of Heath Ledger myself. The purpose was to learn more about how Google AdWords generate website traffic, and <a href="http://stilgherrian.com/internet/lessons_from_heath_ledger_final/">the lesson has been learnt</a>. I'm not learning anything new. Time to stop. OK, time to close off comments on this post, even though it’s not quite been a year. I declare the experiment closed.

This was the most-visited page on this website for 2008 and is, as I write this on 3 January 2009, the number one Google search result for “heath ledger joke”. But I suspect the vast majority of visitors didn’t bother looking at anything else. That makes sense. If people are finding the page through looking for Heath Ledger jokes, there’ll be little else here to interest them.

Besides, I’m not the least bit interested in making fun of Heath Ledger myself. The purpose was to learn more about how Google AdWords generate website traffic, and the lesson has been learnt. I’m not learning anything new. Time to stop.

]]> By: Jay http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-15131 Jay Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:11:46 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-15131 Guys you should seriously think of some good jokes on here or its just another shit page. Guys you should seriously think of some good jokes on here or its just another shit page.

]]> By: Zac Martin http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-15015 Zac Martin Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:59:50 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-15015 Maybe he watched The Patriot for the first time? Great list! Maybe he watched The Patriot for the first time?

Great list!

]]> By: Juno http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-14732 Juno Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:54:48 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-14732 Loose associations coupled with offensive material does not a good joke make. Instead, it confirms a lack of creativity and an excess of douche baggery :) Loose associations coupled with offensive material does not a good joke make. Instead, it confirms a lack of creativity and an excess of douche baggery :)

]]> By: Matt http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-14731 Matt Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:51:29 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-14731 It's strange, but everyone I've heard these jokes from in person has had a low I.Q. It’s strange, but everyone I’ve heard these jokes from in person has had a low I.Q.

]]> By: Stephen Stockwell http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-13702 Stephen Stockwell Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:38:31 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-13702 Funny how hot guys on film always seem to look better after they've died. Heath Ledger, River Phoenix, James Dean... If Johnny Depp bites it next week, I won't know what to do with myself, I can tell you right now. Funny how hot guys on film always seem to look better after they’ve died.
Heath Ledger, River Phoenix, James Dean…

If Johnny Depp bites it next week, I won’t know what to do with myself, I can tell you right now.

]]> By: Aaron http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-13696 Aaron Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:50:17 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-13696 these are hilarious, i had a great time reading them. these are hilarious, i had a great time reading them.

]]> By: jordon http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-13571 jordon Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:22:13 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-13571 you guys shouldnt make fun of him!!!! he could come back from hell with his gay cowboy demon knight army and attack you!!!! you guys shouldnt make fun of him!!!!
he could come back from hell with his gay cowboy demon knight army and attack you!!!!

]]> By: Stilgherrian http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-13505 Stilgherrian Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:50:10 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-13505 <strong>Apparently cinemas are currently showing a movie starring the late Heath Ledger. That's no excuse, any jokes posted here must still adhere to the three basic rules.</strong> Comments are being moderated. Comments will not be published if: <ol> <li>They repeat jokes which have already been posted, unless they're a substantial improvement; or</li> <li>They don't link to Heath Ledger <em>specifically</em>, but could be about any dead person; or</li> <li>They're just making a stupid anti-gay comment. Heath Ledger may have acted as a gay cowboy in one movie, but he himself was straight. <em>Acting</em>, y'see. Don't bring your sexual insecurities here.</li> </ol> <strong>Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. I have other things to focus on too.</strong> Apparently cinemas are currently showing a movie starring the late Heath Ledger. That’s no excuse, any jokes posted here must still adhere to the three basic rules.

Comments are being moderated. Comments will not be published if:

  1. They repeat jokes which have already been posted, unless they’re a substantial improvement; or
  2. They don’t link to Heath Ledger specifically, but could be about any dead person; or
  3. They’re just making a stupid anti-gay comment. Heath Ledger may have acted as a gay cowboy in one movie, but he himself was straight. Acting, y’see. Don’t bring your sexual insecurities here.

Comments are moderated and may not appear immediately. I have other things to focus on too.

]]> By: corn wallace http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-12923 corn wallace Sun, 25 May 2008 07:41:50 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-12923 ok so heath ledger was about to take his medication right.....when all of a sudden the olsen twins kicked him down the stairs ok so heath ledger was about to take his medication right…..when all of a sudden the olsen twins kicked him down the stairs

]]> By: Stilgherrian · Lessons from tacky Heath Ledger jokes, final edition http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10907 Stilgherrian · Lessons from tacky Heath Ledger jokes, final edition Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:05:20 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10907 [...] nearly a month since I posted my tacky Heath Ledger joke page. What have we learned? Truth be told, not a lot more than I wrote in the Day 1 lessons and the [...] [...] nearly a month since I posted my tacky Heath Ledger joke page. What have we learned? Truth be told, not a lot more than I wrote in the Day 1 lessons and the [...]

]]> By: Stilgherrian http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10811 Stilgherrian Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:15:48 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10811 <strong>@AJ:</strong> I'll publish a final wrap-up on Tuesday 19 February, which will make it 4 weeks since Ledger's death. Should be plenty of data to crunch. @AJ: I’ll publish a final wrap-up on Tuesday 19 February, which will make it 4 weeks since Ledger’s death. Should be plenty of data to crunch.

]]> By: AJ http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10810 AJ Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:00:53 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10810 Final Analysis? :) Final Analysis?

:)

]]> By: splatterCORE http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10637 splatterCORE Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:33:43 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10637 How many Heaths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, coffins dont have lightbulbs. "10 Pills I took before Bed" How many Heaths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, coffins dont have lightbulbs.

“10 Pills I took before Bed”

]]> By: Emma http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10612 Emma Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:17:51 +0000 http://stilgherrian.com/internet/heath_ledger_dead_jokes/#comment-10612 I haven't contributed until now but if it makes me a "sick individual" and "compassionate" then here goes... Q:How many Heath Ledgers does it take to change a light bulb? Okay admittedly I don't have an answer but I find the old light bulb joke is a good jumping off point.. i.e A:He doesn't change it he already gone towards the light. A:He doesn't that's why he couldn't read the labels on those pill bottles. A: That was what room service came up to do, too late. Anyway you get the idea...give it a go. I should try to work in Gemma Ward or Mary -Kate's security, your turn. Works for people you know well much better. I haven’t contributed until now but if it makes me a “sick individual” and “compassionate” then here goes…
Q:How many Heath Ledgers does it take to change a light bulb?
Okay admittedly I don’t have an answer but I find the old light bulb joke is a good jumping off point..
i.e A:He doesn’t change it he already gone towards the light.
A:He doesn’t that’s why he couldn’t read the labels on those pill bottles.
A: That was what room service came up to do, too late.
Anyway you get the idea…give it a go. I should try to work in Gemma Ward or Mary -Kate’s security, your turn.
Works for people you know well much better.

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