Comments on: Heath Ledger dead: jokes here please

By: corn wallace

corn wallace — Sun, 25 May 2008 07:41:50 +0000

ok so heath ledger was about to take his medication right…..when all of a sudden the olsen twins kicked him down the stairs

By: Stilgherrian · Lessons from tacky Heath Ledger jokes, final edition

Stilgherrian · Lessons from tacky Heath Ledger jokes, final edition — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:05:20 +0000

[...] nearly a month since I posted my tacky Heath Ledger joke page. What have we learned? Truth be told, not a lot more than I wrote in the Day 1 lessons and the [...]

By: Stilgherrian

Stilgherrian — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:15:48 +0000

@AJ: I’ll publish a final wrap-up on Tuesday 19 February, which will make it 4 weeks since Ledger’s death. Should be plenty of data to crunch.

By: AJ

AJ — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:00:53 +0000

Final Analysis?

By: splatterCORE

splatterCORE — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:33:43 +0000

How many Heaths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, coffins dont have lightbulbs.

“10 Pills I took before Bed”

By: Emma

Emma — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:17:51 +0000

I haven’t contributed until now but if it makes me a “sick individual” and “compassionate” then here goes…
Q:How many Heath Ledgers does it take to change a light bulb?
Okay admittedly I don’t have an answer but I find the old light bulb joke is a good jumping off point..
i.e A:He doesn’t change it he already gone towards the light.
A:He doesn’t that’s why he couldn’t read the labels on those pill bottles.
A: That was what room service came up to do, too late.
Anyway you get the idea…give it a go. I should try to work in Gemma Ward or Mary -Kate’s security, your turn.
Works for people you know well much better.

By: TOM

TOM — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 14:16:19 +0000

everyone who has contributed to this is a sick individual, this is unbelivable!!! i love the compassionate nature this world has.

By: james

james — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:03:08 +0000

a poor effort. it seems there’s a few americans on this site. you know, the jokes are so farfetched that you can tell the yanks have been up for hours thinking.

By: wex

wex — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:19:58 +0000

C’mon folks…come up with something funny. The only good ones have been “…..addicted to crack” and “…cocksucking cowboy”. “… a stiff actor! “was kinda funny but too generic.
I know I know…I don’t have anything to contribute but I need something new to tell my g/f who always pretends to be mortified at “wrong” jokes but secretly loves them.

By: Stilgherrian

Stilgherrian — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:00:20 +0000

@Gavin: You’re right. I’ve never realised it before. The Internet might be read by someone! We’d better not put anything there which could possibly upset any of the 1+ billion Internet users. When you get a moment, could you drop me a quick list of everything that has the potential to be upsetting? I’ll make sure that it’s never mentioned again.

By: Gavin

Gavin — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:52:04 +0000

Did any of you brain dead assholes stop to think Heath’s family have access to the world wide web, and could read this shit?
I hope that when you pass on, some asshole posts jokes about you!
But then again, that ain’t gonna happen…….
…….Because your not rich, famous or good looking, hey?

By: Minky Licker

Minky Licker — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:49:54 +0000

Apparently he ODd on jelly crystals by mistake.

He was a dead set ledger.

By: Feldeghast

Feldeghast — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:27:17 +0000

Steve Irwin, Heath Ledger and Peter Brock are in the line for heaven. When they get to the front St Peter stops them:

St Peter: “I’m Sorry guys but it’s pretty full in there, can you tell me a bit about yourselves before I let you in.”

Peter Brock pipes up: “Well I was a world class race car driver, I won Bathurst seven times, and I promoted road safety across my nation.”

St Peter: ” Oh Mr Brock, come on in. You’re a hero up here too.”

Steve Irwin steps up: “Well I’m a conservationist, I advanced awareness of endangered species around the world and was affectionately known as the crocodile hunter.”

St Peter: ” Oh Mr Irwin, your exploits are legendary come right on in.”

Heath Ledger clears his throat: ” Well I was an actor. I made a number of entertaining movies, one of which gained notoriety for my role as a gay cowboy.”

St Peter: “You’re welcome here to Mr Voight.”

I’m quite proud of it. It’s not mean, its not nasty, and it’s not inflammatory to the homosexual communities or cowboys. I hope people get it.

By: D-Reg

D-Reg — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:59:06 +0000

it is a proven fact that hair grows 3 months after you die, which means that Heath Ledger is only going to get cuter

By: melt

melt — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:46:16 +0000

What’s the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

The jokes will get old.