If I ever become an Evil Overlord…

14 February 2007 in Humour, Media by Stilgherrian | No comments

… then here’s the plan: Follow the advice given in The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord. Including:

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum — a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
If my advisors ask “Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?”, I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

Sure, the list is a decade old, but I only found out about it just now from author John Birmingham, who continues the discussion.

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