Going Wolf Creek on the hipsters again

I reckon Benno Rice was right when he tweeted that this card is definitely for me. Consider this little sequence from Twitter early this morning.

Leslie Nassar had just tweeted that he’d had a dream where Channel Seven’s Sunrise program was “throwing One Direction celebretweens at super-fat versions of TV chefs carrying butterfly nets”.

I responded thusly (here with some minor improvements to the flow):

In the last dream I recall, the hipster wouldn’t shut up so I slowly sawed off both his hands at the wrist with a knife.

At first he thought I was joking, but as the blade worked through the tendons he realised in terror that I was serious. Blood everywhere.

I threw his hands onto the floor in front of where he was sitting against the wall and left him there, whimpering. His friend went quiet.

And then I woke up. Pulse racing. Sweating. Breath gasping. I couldn’t go to sleep after that, so I made coffee and read the news.

Why am I telling you this? Well, a week from today I’ll be flying to Perth to… to… [gulp] to speak at #DigitalMe. Yes. Speak. That’s it.

I would like to have a dream with butterfly nets. I think butterfly nets would be quite lovely fun.

I think I will make a coffee now. And read the news.

The title of this post comes from a subsequent tweet by the Snarky Platypus. “Are you going Wolf Creek on hipsters again?” He makes it sound like a bad thing…

Incidentally, if you do a Google Images search for the text “I don’t get nearly enough credit for managing to not be a violent psychopath” you will discover moist, sticky muffins and a dwarf-eating hippo. You’re welcome.

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  1. kazari’s avatar

    That is just a little scary…

    me? I just have weird dreams where the mean girls from high school reappear and ask to borrow my underwear.

    Why hipsters? Any idea? I wouldn’t expect to find a lot of them at digital me…

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  2. kazari’s avatar

    Oh yeah – I don’t know if you even care any more, but more from the g+ names disaster:
    https://plus.google.com/113157023108040368247/posts/bJCWb5BAucB

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  3. Stilgherrian’s avatar

    @kazari: Underwear. I am confuse. I shall not explore that mind-hole any further.

    Ta for the Google+ update. I will follow that up again soon. I just let it sit because, like, tumbleweeds.

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  4. kazari’s avatar

    The tumbleweeds thing? I don’t get it. I’m a science nerd, really, and g+ has been the best place i’ve ever found for connecting with other science-y people. I’m really loving it.

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  5. Stilgherrian’s avatar

    @kazari: Well, I guess certain cultures have chosen to use Google+, but don’t ask me to explain the pattern.

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