Once again, my Twitter stream reveals much of interest. This week’s highlights:
- No matter how many times I say “Wynyard is a railway station” it still looks like a poorly-maintained pub urinal. It’s the colour.
- If you have a beard, you’re allowed to be fat and incoherent.
- “I hate it when you’re pulling off a buttoned shirt and the buttons get caught on ur nostrils.” Agreed.
- I really should write more serious essays or news stories soon lest people think I’m only about odd drinking games and ranting on camera.
- Hotel Cremorne: Friday. Semi-bearded ad agency geekbois and Lesser Office Wendys with overly-tall heels, overly-tight skirts, nasty accents.
- The Duke Hotel in Enmore has barred me from drinking any Wirra Wirra wines from McLaren Vale until I try every other decent red on their new wine list.
- Once I’m appointed Tsar, all jazz musicians will go to Nauru concentration camps, paid for by a levy on jazz enthusiasts.
- “Apple has 3 basic moves”? No, just ONE. “We’re sooooo fuckin’ cool, iz pretty, buy our stuffz kthxbai.” [Chorus: "Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Steve Much Loves."]
- “Dear Fat Bloke, nothing says ‘yobbo slav’ more than a pair of (fake) Bvlgari sunglasses kthxbye.”
- “Dear Bus Driver, if having to change a $50 is your day’s worst then you and Mr 9mm need to chat.”
- I now understand why the law prevents me from bringing firearms to conferences.
- Platypuses don’t actually have antlers.
And at that point Twitter tells me it’s over-capacity, which is probably a good thing.
[Credit: Cartoon Twitter-bird courtesy of Hugh MacLeod. Like all of Hugh's cartoons published online, it's free to use.]
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22 June 2008 at 4:13 pm
Snarky Platypus
Platypuses don’t actually have antlers.
I may have pics that prove otherwise…
22 June 2008 at 6:02 pm
Stilgherrian
@Snarky Platypus: Well there are photos showing the world my antlers too!
23 June 2008 at 11:40 am
bernard
roll on e-consults (health setting related); this should trigger a prescription review
23 June 2008 at 3:46 pm
Stephen Stockwell
You can’t possibly be blamed for having a penchant for McLaren Vale reds. Though as a native to Adelaide’s southern beaches, I am of course biased.
30 June 2008 at 10:42 pm
Gwynfor
There is some good jazz out there, you know. Some experimatal stuff is awesome. Try googling German group Orbital Monks Convention (if only for the name!). Of course, a lot of good jazz artists get by because they sneakily don’t ever let on that they are jazz artists (Rickie Lee Jones springs to mind, as does Directions in Groove).
01 July 2008 at 8:11 am
Stilgherrian
@Gwynfor: I strongly suggest you start preparing for the tropical climes and the lingering scent of guano.