I don’t trust this seagull
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Word-whore. I write 'em. I talk 'em. Information, politics, media, and the cybers. I drink. I use bad words. All publication is a political act. All communication is propaganda. All art is pornography. All business is personal. All hail Eris! Vive les poissons rouges sauvages!
Work near there, and I’m sure I’ve seen him loitering around a few times.
“If you see something, say something.”
Why note?
Your blog is weird dude.
@hicky: What aspects of this seagull engender trustworthiness? Trust has to be earned. Speaking of which, I’ll leave your comment stand even though you didn’t leave a valid email address.
Better to be weird than a sheep, I guess.
I suspect that Douglas Adams may have only stumbled on half of the truth – Earth is indeed a giant computer, but mice as the supreme controllers? Puh-leeze. The lack of flying ability clearly rules them out. Seagulls, on the other hand, are able to hang around anywhere; their constant scrambling for loose chips and other general snooping & loitering a clever cover for their supervision of this complicated experiment…
This unexpected snap-shot reveals their true purpose, and now makes you a marked man. I strongly advise you to lie low, before it’s too late!
@andrewdotnich: I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of your theory. They are watching.