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	<description>All publication is a political act. All communication is propaganda. All art is pornography. All business is personal. All hail Eris. Vive les poissons rouges sauvages!</description>
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		<itunes:summary>Live Internet broadcasts from Stilgherrian. All publication is a political act. All communication is propaganda. All art is pornography. All business is personal. All hail Eris.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Even better commentary on Microsoft/Yahoo! merger</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 23:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My commentary on a Microsoft/Yahoo! merger was sarcastic, but Fake Steve Jobs has even better visual imagery. &#8220;The Borg-Yahoo merger won&#8217;t work. Here&#8217;s why. It&#8217;s like taking the two guys who finished second and third in a 100-yard dash and tying their legs together and asking for a rematch, believing that now they&#8217;ll run faster.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>My <a href="http://stilgherrian.com/internet/message_to_microsoft/">commentary</a> on a Microsoft/Yahoo! merger was sarcastic, but Fake Steve Jobs has <a href="http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/02/ballmer-im-completely-out-of-ideas.html">even better visual imagery</a>.</strong> &#8220;The Borg-Yahoo merger won&#8217;t work. Here&#8217;s why. It&#8217;s like taking the two guys who finished second and third in a 100-yard dash and tying their legs together and asking for a rematch, believing that now they&#8217;ll run faster.&#8221; And <strong>&#8220;Imagine a circus act in which two enormous, clumsy, awkward elephants that don&#8217;t really like each other are supposed to mate while riding on skateboards.&#8221;</strong> Hat-tip to Mark Pesce.</p>

	<h4>5 Random Semi-Related Posts</h4>
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	<li><a href="http://stilgherrian.com/internet/message_to_microsoft/" title="Message to Microsoft: You can’t buy cool (04 February 2008)">Message to Microsoft: You can’t buy cool</a> (4 comments)</li>
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	<li><a href="http://stilgherrian.com/politics/politics-technology-forum-videos-tweets/" title="Politics &#038; Technology Forum videos &#038; tweets (30 June 2008)">Politics &#038; Technology Forum videos &#038; tweets</a> (1 comments)</li>
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		<title>Notes users on suicide watch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Putting [Lotus] Notes on iPhone is like getting out a piece of exquisite Wedgwood china and using it to serve a steaming pile of dog shit. Have you ever seen Notes? It’s not software, it’s a form of punishment. Companies that use Notes have to staff not only a help desk but also a suicide [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8220;Putting [Lotus] Notes on iPhone is like getting out a piece of exquisite Wedgwood china and using it to serve a steaming pile of dog shit. Have you ever seen Notes? It’s not software, it’s a form of punishment. Companies that use Notes have to staff not only a help desk but also a suicide prevention centre — it’s that bad.&#8221;</strong> From <a href="http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/01/oxymoron-of-week.html"><em>The Fake Steve Jobs diary</em></a>, via <a href="http://memex.naughtons.org/archives/2008/01/26/4750"><em>Memex 1.1</em></a>.</p>

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	<li><a href="http://stilgherrian.com/internet/immobilised-by-apples-mobileme-even-without-an-iphone/" title="Immobilised by Apple&#8217;s MobileMe (24 July 2008)">Immobilised by Apple&#8217;s MobileMe</a> (3 comments)</li>
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