In May, Stilgherrian will be one million years old, in binary. To celebrate, because his last birthday ending-in-zero was during the Quarantines, he’s inviting you to join him for a drink. Which you’ll be paying for. Because he isn’t made of money.

BONUS EXTRA ADDITIONAL FRINGE BENEFIT ADDED ATTRACTION: It will also celebrate a belated special big zero-ending birthday of my good friend Snarky Platypus. A bad maths joke is involved here, which we may explain later. Or not.

The event is on the afternoon of Saturday 11 May 2024 at a family-friendly pub somewhere in the inner parts of Sydney. I'll choose one once I have an idea of numbers. I’ll make sure its kitchen will be open. I’m thinking of setting the official time as 3pm to 7pm, but we can work on that.

Please leave your email address so I can keep you informed. I won’t use this address for anything other than communication related to this event — unless of course I already have it for other purposes.

Thanks,

Stilgherrian

P.S. You can be sure this is really me because I’ve linked to this form from my own internet domain via stilgherrian.com/onemillionyears.

P.P.S. The header image is from the 1966 film One Million Years B.C., which is truly dreadful. I might organise a group to watch it online one evening. You can watch it with ads at Dailymotion.