Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU until Mon

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June 2008

@jeffsonstein @andrewbarnett If you can say it without the word “solutions” I’ll put the gun down again.

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UNBALANCED DOUBLE-QUOTES IN PREVIOUS TWEET WILL CAUSE UNIVERSE TO IMPLODE! Sorry.

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Retweet @Nedra via @servantofchaos: TV viewer’s average age is now 50: major media generation gap.” http://tinyurl.com/6aufbk

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Tue plan: Work from Mosman client’s office, doing all sorts of things while initial backups run; evening TBA. Will I fit in some writing…?

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Computers Off Australia! http://is.gd/Jb8 Tom Worthington’s notes on launch: http://is.gd/Jbd Computing produces as much carbon as airlines.

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@SnarkyPlatypus If I were choosing an organ in which to store my tweets I don’t think “heart” would be my first choice. Spleen, possibly. ;)

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Oops! It’s after 0800. I’d better open the Pandora’s Box of my job-tracking system and see what emerges. It won’t be hope, I know that much.

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@SnarkyPlatypus How come NONE of your favourite tweets are from me? Given my tweet frequency and our mind-meld, that seems… inappropriate.

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@andrewbarnett The current spammer strategy is to Follow, the user will visit their Twitter page and then (maybe) click thru to the adverts.

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@lewellyn Good article on how Australia’s digital TV regime is b0rked. http://is.gd/Jak Tried US model when little cable penetration here…

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Retweet @leslien: hey, what do you know, games developers focusing on iphone. inexplicable! http://tinyurl.com/5azvvt

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@andrewbarnett But auto-filtering out “following > followees * 1.2” would mean some auto applications might be impossible. A bit TOO …

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Retweet @joshsharp: “Clever idea on how to monetise twitter: http://is.gd/J9A ” Micropayments FTW! I reckon doing Freemium would be fine…

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Between @Mediamum and @lewellyn, my visual imagery system just assploded. I must curl up and sit shaking in the corner for a little while…

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ACMA’s full report on Australian digital TV now released. 42% of homes have it. http://is.gd/J9F Heavy skew against low-income homes though.

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@lewellyn (Mind you, I am very strong on “freedom of expression” issues. Censorship is the obscenity, not eroticism. Your world may differ.)

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@lewellyn The couple in the photo are clothed. They hold a penis-shaped piece of plastic. If that pic gets you thrown out then they’re sick.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Productivity is indeed doing what someone else wants you to do, as opposed to what you want to do. Another controlling word.

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@SRindler Fair point. No, “staff” is a “bulk” noun like “sheep” or “fish” or “flour” and is routinely used as singular or plural.

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Retweet @andrewsayer: “Worst idea you will see all day (NSFW) http://www.rent-a-dildo…. …” But if pre-used by celebs, premium rates! ;)

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Retweet @neuraxon77: “Employees who socialize between tasks, but not during, are more productive.” http://is.gd/J8s Your staff ARE human! ;)

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@lewellyn Re http://tweet140.com I just watch the character count. I write long sentences, have to trim, quickly punctuate to hit 140 chars.

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@andrewsayer Someone commented on my blog too. I blame the inernetz.

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Emerging. It’s a new financial year in Australia. Smells just like the last one.

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The entire Twitterverse is a pack of useless cunts.

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@snarky Platypus says that he doesn’t object to The Veronicas.

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@garthk @Alegrya does not has @replies on mobile must be DM kthxbai.

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Loose on Oxford St. Wrong village, but it’s on the way.

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Via @JonoH: Telstra confirms iPhone for 11 July too. That makes 3 of the Big 4 telcos, leaving only 3. (How confusing is that!)

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auDA discussion paper on competition in domain name industry. Submissions close 1 August. http://tinyurl.com/5bo6gu

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@Alegrya You are to blame for many things, it seems. I will consider my options before committing to anything. ;)

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@garthk I’m pretty knackered, but what sort of timeline for that geekery? Someone said “miniSTUB 6.30pm at Pontoon”. Connected? Connectable?

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Meeting finished. Green Park Hotel, watching wheeling sulphur-crested cockatoos eating from a balcony. Cruisey music. @SnarkyPlatypus, next?

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My client meeting in Darlinghurst is scheduled for 3pm, about to leave for same. That leaves me “flexible” from about 4.30pm. Suggestions?

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@Grymhorn [smirk]s] I did give plenty of warning about the tweets, but yes, there were rather a lot. And now I have to read them…

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@PaulHamon Hi! Let’s hope we manage to catch up in SYD since we missed each other in BKK. @ApostrophePong is about somewhere too… ;)

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OK, world, time for me to be heads-down again and get some work done. End of financial year stress doez not want kthxbai.

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@johnculberson Australian politicians are still in the Ark compared to what you’ve just done! :)

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@trib Fark! A congressman on Twitter and ACTUALLY USING IT! @johnculberson I will certainly use that in follow-up, thanks!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes they are indeed patient. Plus it was a VERY non-urgent task. One of those that if left long enough can be ignored.

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OK, I’m going mobile. Phone battery’s nearly dead, so my disappear off the grid completely until I arrive at Mosman. Like you care anyway…

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@mpesce Also unconstitutional. The one right to free speech we have in Australia is in a political context. We MUST do something about this!

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@mpesce The WYD laws described at http://is.gd/JdM are religiously biased. Illegal. I’m not Catholic, so people annoying me don’t get fined.

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Final caffeine transfer procedures are in progress before commending latitude-reduction manoeuvres. All systems nominal.

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@SnarkyPlatypus [sigh] Another trigger word. There’ll be a match some time and I’ll want to both kill Prince William AND act like a chicken.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sturgeon’s Law http://is.gd/8i2 does NOT explain Crystal Antlers. All hail Eris!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Are you allowed to invoke Crystal Antlers in advance? Hmmm… must check ritual operating instructions.

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@jeffsonstein @JonoH Oh, yes, of course GIFTS of alcohol perfectly fine… ;)

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Dead cows would also be perfectly acceptable. We don’t NECESSARILY have to have beer or wine with it.

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@JonoH @ApostrophePong and I are ravenous, however. Noodles somewhere sunny sounds good. Can haz noodle bar with sun?

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@JonoH Be warned! VERY strict laws about offering alcohol as prizes in competitions.

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OK, Twitterverse, lunch suggestions please! @ApostrophePong and I are bored with our usual Newtown/Enmore choices.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I would prefer Iemma to be deposed over a bottomless pit filled with vipers, brimstone and pointed sticks.

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@lewellyn Confirmed. I have no problem with the magnet.

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@iamarigby “Sycophantic rectum” to you too! Hmmmph!

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@TimNoonan I am not fuelling your endless lust for filth and perversion, sir! I am a man of quality and respect!

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@garthk The farm animals are similarly grateful. They do look yummy, though.

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How to grow creative people. Nice video explanation. http://is.gd/wWm

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@stevendoyle “why would a talking insurance gekko have an english accent?” I often find myself asking that. [nods]

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@ApostrophePong Look, I’M not the one who put a 19yo Robbie Williams naked in a video clip, m’kay? Nor his naked friends.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think @AostrophePong and I are going WAY beyond Billie Piper. ;)

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@ApostrophePong Noooo… that THAT! :P http://is.gd/I2s YouTube at 20 paces? Duelling FTW!

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This sound would be MUCH better. http://is.gd/I2m

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I can hear this sound coming from the next room. http://is.gd/I2k I am not impressed.

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@andrewdotnich Your dream interpretation is delightful. http://is.gd/I1D I’ll respond when I have input from others too. Love program name!

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@agibson ~1KTF vs ~100K1OF theory depends on cost of acquisition vs cost of maintenance vs income. If $ is the aim rather than “attention”.

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I am not a filthy Vulcan. I just wish to make that clear.

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@Seanabc @R1ss4 @thotcriminal361 @Ty_Coughlin Hi an hope you find something of interest in my Twitterstream, and vice versa. [waves]

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I am now searching my cupboard for “drugs with no side effects”. Also, perpetual motion machines, elixir of youth etc.

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@SuperMacMan “If alkaloid is a drug that can have side effects, DON’T DO IT!” ALL do. The alkaloid in question is caffeine. Ever had it?

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Emerges. Monday. Last day of the financial year. Why do I suspect this is going to be very, very hectic? Alkaloid dosage doubled!

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Anglosphere and Shanghai, perhaps. I suspect I’m in the bit marked “filler”. Maybe “cocktails”. http://is.gd/Ifb

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@SnarkyPlatypus Platypus’ +3 venom > morphine? Cool, I might finally get some decent sleep!

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Just to clarify, if it’s imported beer it doesn’t count towards your calorie count, right? This is Budejovicky Budovar, so fine.

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@jeffsonstein Hugh MacLeod is on Twitter as @gapingvoid. He has a clue, even if a fan of Margaret Thatcher. Everyone has their weaknesses.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Platypus photo shoot? You mean with a big net AND A FRYPAN! ;)

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@jeffsonstein For “social objects” read Hugh MacLeod… http://is.gd/6QM is a good a place as any to start.

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Drinking Czech beer sure beats working on what I was meant to be doing.

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@jeffsonstein Wikipedia crossing street: “You say a truck is approaching? Original research! Show me authoritative reference!” [loud splat]

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@YiyingLu I bow down before your cetacean wonderfulness! @garthk and @mpesce reckon we should meet to help plan your world domination.

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@jeffsonstein I am not only a perfectionist, I am perfect in every way. Just ask @funkycoda and @SnarkyPlatypus and @andrewdotnich.

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@jeffsonstein @DenubisX wow, I have The Golden Bough in paperback, read it years ago. Turgid, yes, but fascinating.

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@funkycoda I’m fairly sure that Mary Poppins doesn’t drop the f-bomb and the c-bomb quite as often as I do.

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@garthk That’s OK deskbound. But what about a MacBook Pro needing ~2TB when at desk, but still want portable? @ApostrophePong needs this. :)

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sadly the vampire platypus looks great big, but doesn’t scale to an icon. Cropping it loses the wings, which kills the joke.

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@funkycoda But we are ALL stardust. And, according to @andrewdotnich, I am Mary Poppins. You MUST deal with this.

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@monkeyjedi Welcome to my Twitterworld, fellow human. How did I blip up in your world, if I may ask? (To the 3 marketers I blocked, FOAD…)

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I’m going to base my next episode of Stilgherrian Live Alpha on this video. http://is.gd/IcD Imagine me doing this. With or without beard?

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@wolfcat BB can be enjoyed as a psych experiment that wouldn’t otherwise pass an ethics committee. But I haven’t watched this yeah.

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Big Brother website. I click on “Watch BB”. All they offer is clips from yesterday or a 3 Mobile phone plan. I can’t ACTUALLY watch. FAIL!

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YES! I am #9 on the leader board at http://tweet140.com! I AM A TWITTER GOD AND YOU MUST ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! [opens fly]

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@IanKath Sorry, I’ve missed a link somewhere. Why am I a connection to adrenochrome? http://is.gd/Ic1

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@ApostrophePong Yes, Tim Knappstein of Clare Valley is one of my favourite wineries but his Enterprise Brewery has just produced GOLD lager!

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@Entregreeneur Yes, @ApostrophePong and I have been together 7+ years. For Bangkok stories see http://is.gd/IbB and http://is.gd/IbD Enjoy!

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@trib We will give more sensible suggestions when at home with proper keyboards and intertubes.

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You. Can. Get. Anything. In. Bangkok. Anything.

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@trib Silom Rd, firing range. For about $30 give ur 10yn an assault rifle with a full mag of live ammo. ;)

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@trib Actually, hire a longtail boat for the day and go wherever u want. River, canals… Cheap by Aust standards.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I do not sway awkwardly to music. Chang yet!

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@trib Or just catch a canal aoat in rush hour, scarier than any amusement park ride.

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@trib Get a book “Very Thai”, a fun explation of Thai popular culture. Also Hi5 is the big social media site in .th.

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Blondie “Heart of Glass” and house SSB FTW!

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@Mediamum Oh I love games. Just difficult now because m.twitter.com is FUCKING B0RKED!

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60 Minutes promo on TV: “New evidence on Belinda Neal, the night she went bananas at Iguanas.” Classy.

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Bombay Sapphire 700ml $39.99 at Vintage Cellars.

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Loose on King St, Newtown. Be warned. SMS if you want us for some reason as m.twitter.com is b0rked.

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@shanegold Comparison of Wikipedia & Encyclopedia Britannica was done by Nature journal.

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@Alegrya That is not an owl. Cartoon ornithology FAIL!

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Mobile. Watching out for owls.

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Retweet @PulpSpy: “Current favourite song: A Thousand Eyes by Crystal Antlers” That’s spooky.

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Since the Twitterverse proved useless, @ApostrophePong and I will have noodles at Happy Chef, King St, then some shopping. Leaving shortly.

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If there’s a job ticket that’s been “on hold” for 592 days now, should I perhaps just close it?

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@alanzeyes I understand that the Twitetrstream can be overwhelming. Still you don’t HAVE to drink everything from the fire hose. ;) Ciao!

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@jeffsonstein @YiyingLu only joined Twitter on the weekend, oddly enough, thanks to @garthk I suspect. She may be overwhelmed by it all.

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@jeffsonstein Surely you should ask @YiyingLu herself to be a judge of the label design? She’s in Sydney, and it IS her whale.

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Retweet @jeffsonstein: See also http://tinyurl.com/6x7vwg for text of Vermont “ACT RELATING TO DIGITAL CORPORATE TRANSACTIONS”

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Videos of last week’s Microsoft Politics & Technology Forum now online. http://is.gd/Irg Than@Nickhodgeodtech

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Vermont allows company board meetings to be held “virtually”. (In sarcastic article about Second Life.) http://is.gd/IqR

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@SuperMacMan “I didn’t know what alkaloid was”? Ah Apparently there’s this thing called “internetz” where you can look stuff up. ;)

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Mon plan: Deal with MASSIVE pile of bookkeeping & admin tasks; 2pm client meeting Darlinghurst; back to the desk. Little chance of writing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I would never use your Twitterstream or any other aspect of your persona for nefarious purposes. Landfill though, maybe.

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@neerav Then you, sure, are a true gentleman.

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@neerav “Backpacking” has descended from “travel world for enrichment” to “global party by indulgent drunken arseholes”. Hence, “gas them”.

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@4fthawaiian Oh agreed, for some people it IS only about traffic. That’s why @Jasoncalacanis posts about dogs. Hence http://snurl.com/2qcy5

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I agree with whoever said this guy doesn’t “get” Twitter. http://tinyurl.com/5nzbel I have commented appropriately.

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Full of sushi & sake at the Civic Hotel. Relaxed and comfortable. Alert but not alarmed. Asahi in ha@ApostrophePongPong arrives momentarily.

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Rule #283: If a friend uses your web browser, log them out before doing anything else (except snarfing their netbanking passwords).

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@andrewdotnich Greetings, sir! T’was a very great pleasure to meet you last week.

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All backpackers should be gassed. Slowly.

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Uhoh French rugby fans.

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@kcarruthers My lawyers are advising me not to answer that question. So are his.

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@goaldeebug What do the duties of “birthday slave” involve? [mind boggles] Are there pics?

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Gin is an adequate substitute for sake, for now.

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@SnarkyPlatypus & I at C Bar, Thainatown, leeching free WiFi while we wait for sushi bar to open.

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Gym over. I am so fit now. Next stop: Haymarket for sushi & sake.

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If those 2 matcihng carr with “Life” stickers belong to a couple I will puke.

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OK, going mobile to meet @SnarkyPlatypus at the gym. All goes downhill from there. See previous tweet for itinerary.

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@Mediamum Agreed re Seth Godin. Message of Purple Cow: “Be memorable”. Gosh, who’d ha’thought? Tell people obvious things, they lap it up.

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Related blog post from 2007: “Scaring the shit out of clients” http://is.gd/aeF

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@cait Yes, the “old media” were condescending and patronising about matters of which they only has 2nd hand knowledge. Rude.

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2. At I insulted a political staffer but we chatted after and agreed that by Canberra politics standards it was “kid gloves” stuff.

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1. @Jasoncalacanis told me that if a non-Australian had called him a prick he’d have been offended, but I was OK. http://is.gd/HHk

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@bronwen @jedwhite Exactly, without community context it an appear harsh. Two other examples of that recently…

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@TimNoonan Why hold back? If your heart is telling you to say it, say it. ;)

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@jedwhite I don’t tweet anything that I wouldn’t say to people’s faces. And yeah, I swear. So do kids on buses. The world copes.

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@jedwhite Twitter can’t be “rude”. Twitter is a bunch of computers. PEOPLE can be rude IN/ON Twitter. But they meant me, yeah?

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On more coffee before heading off to the gym, I think. Can wrap up my snarky morning.

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@jeffsonstein I’ll try to find time tomorrow to document the evolution of Fail Whale linguistically. Nice and serious for them. [sigh]

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@jeffsonstein Maybe someone else can deal with that Fail Whale stuff while I’m away? I can’t run the entire Internet you know!

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Sat plan: Leave shortly for gym with @SnarkyPlatypus, thence sushi/sake in Haymarket, thence C Bar (free WiFi) thence… Brownian motion. ;)

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Fail Whale’s Wikipedia page has been tagged for “multiple issues”. Needs a non-FW friend to re-write it, I assume? http://is.gd/HDd

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@matthewdaniels @jjprojects The best Summize.com search to find ONLY all material about/to you is “username -from:username”.

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I’m imagining that Fail Whale Pale Ale would go well with sushi.

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@NathanaelB I just used you as an example on Wikipedia. ;) See “History” section at http://is.gd/HDd

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Thinking my new business cards should just be my name, Stilgherrian, then “I’m on the Internet”.

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@adampurcell It’s SAAS, not self-hosted, but I find Basecamp really fits my work style for managing client projects. http://basecampehq.com

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We love Fail Whale most when he is not seen. I see a TVC coming together. “Drink FWPA and your worries disappear.”

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BTW, I see that the request for rapid deletion has been removed from Fail Whale’s Wikipedia page http://is.gd/HDd Now where’s mine…?

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@mpesce Yes, you napped briefly and missed the creation of Fail Whale Pale Ale and a global beer tasting day in Sept. http://is.gd/HDd

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@dizzystuff Just use Summize to search for “dizzystuff -from:dizzystuff” and it’ll work just fine. Until we all overload Summize, of course.

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@jeffsonstein @mpesce Do we know someone with data viz skills who could create an animation of that?

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@jeffsonstein @mpesce @SilkCharm Two kinds of neural links in global hive-mind: @replies to friends and via summize.com etc.

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@jeffsonstein @mpesce @SilkCharm This thing is a fine example of meme-spreading and community-building. And so fast!

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@jeffsonstein I think we need to set up a Ning account or something for Fail whale and supporters. This is growing nicely.

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@jeffsonstein Perhaps you’ll like the opposing team supporters in http://is.gd/HF3 .. there’s some fine TVCs for beer here in Aust.

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@duncanriley I guess like so many things advertised on teh internetz, it’s vapourware. Still, I just want some beer with our own labels. ;)

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@agibson And that “collaboration at a distance” is thru both space and time, though the “time” aspect can mean “hyperfast, globally”.

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@agibson MUST get them to stop thinking about tech & asking “How can it be used?” It’s just collaboration; now they can do it at a distance.

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I actually remembered my dream from last night, but WTF does it mean? http://is.gd/I1D Interpretations please!

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@nwjerseyliz Now, of course, we’ll both be over-concerned about misinterpretation. Well, I certainly will, until my bitterness returns.

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5% of Australians over 15yo victims of fraud, majority (77%) credit card / bank fraud. ABS stats (PDF file) http://tinyurl.com/4p4wfc

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@nwjerseyliz Methinks you need to recalibrate your irony detector. ;) Plz lower threshold on high-pass filter kthxbye.

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Dilemma. Desire: Write about Twitter and Fail Whale etc. Need: shopping, end of financial year bookkeeping. Resolution? More caffeine.

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@nwjerseyliz As I’ve said many times before, in the words of that great philosopher H J Simpson, “Sleep is for the weak”. :)

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@SnarkyPlatypus We are channelling each other a little too closely at the moment plz make it stop kthxbye.

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@Akula In my experience with small businesses, only a minority of users know that a browser home page CAN be changed.

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RT @Akula: “I feel like the entire MSN business was based on the premise that Windows users are too stupid to change their homepage.” Uhuh.

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Emerges. Ah, Sunday!

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@jeffsonstein I have just emailed you a KML file with the location of our bedroom, from which we are currently tweeting. Silly technology.

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@jeffsonstein Where’s your office? @ApostrophePong and I are just looking at the RIT campus in Google Earth Street View.

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“Clup”? I have become a New Zealander!

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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

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Oops I meant this clup. http://is.gd/HQ5 Brendan Nelson is indeed a cockatoo.

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@jeffsonstein You can get a live feed from http://www.aph.gov.au … though parliament is in winter recess until August.

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@jeffsonstein Now that @SnarkyPlatypus is in the shower I can say, yes, Aust parliament Question Time is as fun as the UK. http://is.gd/Hkm

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