Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

June 21st, 2008

@SnarkyPlatypus I shall ignore further insults from you tonight, My Monotreme Friend, on the grounds that I’m going to bed and excess frogs.

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@andrewdotnich You’re the second person who’s called me twisted in 48 hours. It must be some odd phase. Or the beard.

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The other video is a forgery as well. That other guy looks remarkably like @dizzystuff, it’s uncanny.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am always the epitome of dignity. Or the pit of something. But nevertheless that video is nothing but a well-crafted fake.

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@andrewdotnich A pleasure to meet you tonight, sir! Enjoy the rest of the low-alcohol weekend… ;) More next time.

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@robynp Well… you can see my sensitive side at http://is.gd/CAV when I was doing my Winter Solstice meditation this morning. ;)

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@Alegrya That Japan Culture Labs video I mentioned can be found at http://is.gd/COW with links to others on the following page. Enjoy!

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@joshsharp No, that’s an imposter, an actor. Very convincing, though, isn’t it!

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@willhughes I am judge-like in the Marcus Einfield sense, I think. The very model of a modern judge.

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There’s a link to a Qik video floating around tonight which is very convincing fabrication.

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Home. Sober. Judge-like, in fact. Coherent, realxed and ready to face my critics, Your Honour.

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In cab, negotiating King St traffic jam on way to @stub in Glebe.

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@mrspeaker Yes, I *could* stream the karaoke, but the word “why” comes to mind…

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http://tinyurl.com/5bvetz is what I meant, but you knew that. ;)

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Yeah fuck it. Live from Kelly’s at http”//ustream.tv/channel/stilgherrian-live-alpha whenever you like… goad me in chat. ;)

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Uhoh. I just demonstrated that the WiFi at Kelly’s On King is just fine for doing a Ustream uplink at acceptable quality. Explore further?

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En route to gym, connectivity intermittent.

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“The Solstice is on Saturday” is true, at least for Australia: It was, as I say, at 0959. Been and done.

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@candysnap Then “countless Melbourne astrologers” must’ve done their astrology very differently from my astrology teacher. ;) Or can’t read.

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@AshleyAngell Good to meet you at etc, will communicate in more meaningful fashion when sane.

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@jeffsonstein Hey I just post the links. You don’t think I actually READ the stuff I talk about, do you? (China not in OECD, I assume?)

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@candysnap Your Solstice info is wrong. Solstice was at 0959 AEST this morning.

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Seoul Declaration for the Future of the Internet Economy (link to PDF): http://is.gd/CBF Aust, NZ, US, UK, EU etc signatories, not China.

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Solstice Meditation. http://is.gd/CAV Time for a shower then, as @SnarkyPlatypus insists, gym. (I have a beard now, I’m allowed to be fat.)

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Retweet @garthk: “Lambs, calves, kids, rabbits, hamsters, chooks, and ducks, @stilgherrian will be thrilled.” Am I really that evil?

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@TimNoonan Sorry. Once I’m appointed Tsar, all jazz musicians will go to Nauru concentration camps, paid for by a levy on jazz enthusiasts.

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Once again, @ApostrophePong demonstrates the compassionate, tolerant, Buddhist core of the Thai cultural psyche. http://is.gd/D1W

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Sun plans: Bathe; breakfast at Marrickville Organic Markets; read, write, relax & potter before a week that’s already completely booked out.

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@jeffsonstein “Jazz and Food Fair”? Why would you want to ruin your lunch? [Shudders.] Jazz was an interesting phenomenon once. Maybe twice.

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@andrewdotnich Sorry? I seem to be getting very bad Twitter reception? Skweeooohhhhuuuurraaagnnnhhhh! What was that you said…?

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@garthk We (@ApostrophePong and I) will be at the Marrickville Markets once we’ve bathed etc. See you there?

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@andrewdotnich I trust you’re 100% healthy this fine Sunday morn, sir? I hear some buffoon claiming to be me went drinking with you.

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@sboiling An email tells me Wed’s Politics & Tech Forum runs 0830-1330 in Canberra. http://is.gd/m3V I’ll provide some sort of live feed. ;)

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@jeffsonstein (I don’t think you’re REALLY glad to hear that I’m sane. I think you’re inwardly disappointed. Or completely disbelieving.)

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@jeffsonstein “Strange Twitter delays”? As opposed, say, to the usual Twitter delays?

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@al3x “The Frivolites”? They were a Sumerian tribe, weren’t they?

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RT @nwjerseyliz: Platform-ization of social networks has led to the rise of social apps… best described as time wasters. http://is.gd/D0V

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@kcarruthers As I’m sure you’ll agree what you saw last night was clearly a forgery and the real Stilgherrian was at home watching The Bill.

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Retweet @artywah: “It’s National Drug Action Week… What drug will you get addicted to this week?” For some, the question is “What’s left?”

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@saline The delays are likely to be Twitter. It’s peak time in the US (Saturday night!) and gossip re global events is high.

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Emerges. Sane. completely sane. And without any lingering alcohol effects, because no alcohol was consumed yesterday.

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