Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 22nd, 2008

Oh alright, I’ll just eat by myself, you pack of useless cunts.

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RT @seancarmody: Post on Olympic medals by population and GDP http://ping.fm/8rHd4

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Meeting finished. Successful and inspiring. Some clients are good. I’m in The Rocks, available for lunch. Any takers?

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Annoyed at my last typo, but happy to watch the view of Circular Quay while waiting for my 1100 meeting.

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I love Circular guay when the rain keeps the tourists away. Poor tour boat operators look bored though.

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@vealmince Indeed, 1970s “bikers” in leather and handlebar moustaches? Yes, “fruitier” is the word. http://is.gd/1Ojq Thank you, Aunty ABC!

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@lewellyn Alas the .flv I download sometimes doesn’t have working audio. Ustream conversion bugs. Anyway will play, ta for advice all.

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@artywah @lewellyn @garthk It’s in .flv on Ustream.tv, and I can download as .mp4 or .mov or .wmv but I’ve ruled out the last.

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Dear Twitterverse, given the choice of archiving “Stilgherrian Live Alpha” as .mov or .mp4, which should I pick?

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Pondering more thoughts about what to do with “Stilgherrian Live”. I’ll post something later this morning.

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Emerges. stretches. Thinks, “Weekend.” Thinks, “Something needs to be done about runway 16R.”

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@Limburger Last day at work? 7.30pm Friday? Tell them all to go fuck themselves and walk out.

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If you missed it, @ApostrophePong’s vid “Sticky Tuk Tuk” has been shortlisted for the Marrickville Contemporary Art Prize. http://is.gd/1Pfh

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@mpesce Yes I will be exploring the Qik possibilities soon… well, when Nokia N96s become available… ;)

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@deconstructo Nah Kelly’s will still have Uconnect. But I’m making arrangements so I can do Stilgherrian Live from ANYWHERE.

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@wolfcat “Soon” in this case means not tonight, but there will be “new technology” next week.

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OK, bugger, the Uconnect hotspot doesn’t have the bandwidth to do the uplink… but there is a plan in place to make this possible soon!

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Yes, I will start a live video feed at http://stilgherrian.com/… in a couple of minutes. I can even take talkback calls! ;)

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Settiing up an impromptu Stilgherrian Live at http://stilgherrian.com/… … just to see if it works. Feel free to join me.

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@ApostrophePong Congratulations for being shortlisted for the Marrickville Contemporary Art Prize. Which work did you enter?

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Just been given a sample of Kelly’s roast pork for tomorrow’s menu. Thanks, Jim!

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I’m now at Kelly’s On King, Newtown, seeing if I can get a decent uplink from here.

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@PeterBlackQUT The Footy Show? That’s my competition? Eek!

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On a 428 bus. The man reading “Men’s Health” grooming column in extremely ugly and nose dribbles into handkerchief. Needs remedial work.

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Message to adoring fans: Stilgherrian Live regular programs resume Thursday. Will try an impromptu in 30 mins.

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@ApostrophePong Yeah it’s fucked. Going to Kelly’s, will be there in 15 mins. Should I swear less?

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The WiFi in the C Bar is being particularly shite atm. Seems to be dropping out and changing channels. Can’t log into Ustream. [sulks]

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Bugger. Something about the dodgy proxy server at the C Bar prevents me from creating a video uplink. :(

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About to see if I can get a video uplink to work from the C Bar.

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@erkpod Oh do I HAVE to have a green glasses avatar?

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@trib Oh a PALE pinstripe suit should be punishable by stoning, I think.

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And provided you’re not wearing a hyper-v neck t-shirt underneath. (Though maybe if you have chest hair?)

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@joshsharp Apparently pinstripe suits are OK if you’re a pimp, merchant banker, old unionist or communist, or your wife thinks you’re sexy.

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By the way, I’m at C Bar should anyone car, wrapping up some work things over an Asahi.

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Wow! I asked about pinstripe suits and got 10 responses! This crowdsourcing thing might actually work, Sharon.

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Walking to C Bar, barking at confused Japanese students.

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Fashion question: Are heterosexuals allowed to wear pinstripe suits?

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A yellow Ford F100 with clear plastic canopy drives thru Circular Quay, Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s “Relax” at full volume.

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An old woman is harranguing a bemused seagull in the rain. I have just seen my own future.

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RT from last night: I loved “Marine Boy” as a kid. http://is.gd/1N6G But the original 海底少年マリン is something else again! http://is.gd/1N6E

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@kcarruthers I’m thinking now of something like a baby Japanese whale-dog. And… speaking of which…

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@Nickhodge Oh I’ve never eaten a Japanese dog. But based on experience with Japane… um, no, I’ll stop there.

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@mpesce Did you see this information on the Internet? Then of course it’s true, it’s been crowdsourced.

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@jg_rat Oh great! Days before death and then we inflict gender-confusion psychosis on the poor fucking cetacean! http://tinyurl.com/5zt9j6

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@mpesce That bloody whale would’ve been like overly-young veal: thin and tasteless. Not even fit for dogs.

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Hmmm… Without doing a Stilgherrian Live Alpha by Friday afternoon I’ve accumulated a lot of bile. Thick, green bile.

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@mpesce The fine print on my cacciatore said “with rice $8.00”.

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@lelak [smirks] Yes, knowing the correct use of a Claymore mine is also an important urban survival skill. Along with how to make a martini.

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@firstdogonmoon ‘Prime Minister’s Dog Abigail “a delinquent alcopop addict” says PM’s cat.’ Oh, fine work!

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Anyway if I can’t have a gun, can I at least have a cafe or bar with free WiFi near Circular Quay?

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@kcarruthers But but but…! Both the Army and the Royal Australian Navy let me have guns. I was a good boy too. They didn’t give me “hugs”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I know, we’ll all be eating anonymous pastes scooped from the ocean, then pulped. One of them will be MP for Central Coast.

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@mpesce Oh don’t get all technical on me. The sign said “seafood cacciatore”. It had some sort of oceanic taste.

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@kcarruthers And no I don’t need a hug, I need a gun. One clip would be fine, I reckon.

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@kcarruthers Glad you like my privacy policy. ;) http://bit.ly/1O6I2p I think it sums things up perfectly.

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Since when does seafood cacciatore involve crab sticks?

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Mind you, I could always use Snapz Pro X to screen capture and convert as I wish, if all else fails.

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