Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 22nd, 2008

I am really liking my little sheep avatar, I think I might keep it a while longer.

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@dedlam Photoshopping eyes into the Shroud of Turin is less tasteless than, say, photoshopping genitals onto it.

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There is a directory called “Typing” which appears to be full of every Word document ever created (except those loose in “My Documents”).

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@kristinalford Greetings to you too! ANAT board member, eh? You must’ve been really, really bad in a previous life… ;)

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ZOMFG!!!!11!!!1 It’s not even 15”, it’s like 13” or something. 800x 600. When she gets her new Dell 24” widescreen she’ll wet herself!

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Good God! This receptionist’s computer has a 15” screen! It’s like reading a newspaper through a drinking straw. Without cocaine.

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@limburger2001 Bah! You’re always been able to order meat from the internet. http://is.gd/2WHw

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@oliyoung “What does lie in the laneway behind?” My past. My sordid, sordid past.

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Ah! @ApostrophePong has uploaded his photos from Oz-IA/2008. Here’s me! http://is.gd/2WFb

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@oliyoung I do find it amusing to see Internode’s Big Glass Office Building when I know what lies in that laneway behind. ;)

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@viveka @seancarmody I do not admit any liability, but since you’re asking I suggest that some of @seancarmody’s graphs may be interesting.

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@StephenEdgar I remember the old datacentre, the same building housed a couple artists who I used to share bongs wit… um, no, delete that.

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@royal618 [laughs] Of course I remember Camtech! A guy I know used to work there and is now in Sydney being a God of The Internet.

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@StephenEdgar @mpesce Fuck! I’ve been around long enough to remember when Internode ran out of a bedroom, not this! http://is.gd/2WAs

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RT @bigyahu: ‘If by “social finance explosion” you mean “blow up all the big banks and start again” then i am all in favour.’

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RT @jeamland: “If this is a world-class public transport system we need a better world.”

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Wow! I’ve received 999 DMs. I’ll buy dinner for whoever is 1000, with cocktails, wine and conversation.

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@mpesce Internode’s head office used to be just behind the Rundle Lantern. Data centre may still be there, Wi-Fi all down Rundle St. ;)

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@mpesce Oddly enough, I am familiar with Adelaide’s “standard fare”. Now, how can we hack that goddam video display?

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@docbaty I love the way that each animal is introduced with a head-flick animation, like a prom queen. Might record a video.

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@Warlach I dunno, is The Australian ready for an essay comparing “Breast Pump Hire” with “Penis Pump Hire”?

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@docbaty The video games is called “Big Buck Hunter”. Shoot animals. Yay! I love sophisticated urban entertainment.

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@mpesce “full of piss & vinegar”? Me? “Youthful energy”? Today? The only way that could happen is vampirism.

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@Warlach “Anyone want to write my column for The Australian for me?” Can’t you just copy’n’paste all my tweets?

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@jodiem You’ll only get stabbed in Newtown if you run into me on a Tuesday. And if I have a knife. And if you’re named “Jodie”.

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RT @DCouch: “@stilgherrian you’ve changed since you’ve become a sheep. even more entertaining.” How, exactly?

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@seancarmody Ohhh! If you’re not already following @viveka, do so and ask him to show you his graphs. And vice versa.

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The video game in this pub has a big logo saying “Raw Thrills” and I honestly thought that was about something else.

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@oliyoung I counted the pixels on the photos… it’s looking 48 x 16 on the Rundle Lantern. I know that intersection, tho, it’ll be weird.

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@Nickhodge I first read that as “leper porn” and that has a whole different meaning.

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@kdelarue Apropos of whales, “My new hero: Hideki Moronuki” http://is.gd/2Wtq and bonus link http://is.gd/2WtJ … ;)

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Currently playing at The Duke, The Doors with “The End”. http://is.gd/2Wt6

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Thanks for the votes of confidence all. I figure people can unfollow. Otherwise, they can cope with the mix of serious & warped. This is me!

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I think I might encode some pr0n down to 48 x 16 pixels and see what it’s like. Should I do that at the pub?

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And thanks to the Telstra NextG network, I can inflict memetic and psychological damage on 98% of the Australian population. Or something.

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OK, Twitterpoll. Are my tweets difficult, confusing, challenging or otherwise placing undue demands upon the reader? I’ve had complaints.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oliyoung @bronwen OK, now I’m merging my endangered species debauchery with projected low-res gay pr0n and it’s… awkward.

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@oliyoung 48x16? Huh? If you’re making it 15m high or whatever it should be full HDTV resolution. Adelaide is such a loser city.

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@bronwen Well you’re a journalust, fact-check and proff-read things! :P

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RT @bronwen: LOL Fuck you John McCain - Anne and Nancy Heart call it as they see it. http://is.gd/2UFE

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m sure you recall our episode of blue fin tuna debauchery? We are doing our part… [nods]

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@mpesce So, the Rundle Lantern http://is.gd/2Wq7 … how do we hack it to display 15m-high Latvian leatherdaddy pr0n?

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Haven’t eaten at The Duke in ages. New menu. Can haz atlantic salmon kthxbai.

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Back from Darlinghurst, heading to The Duke for a bite and to plan the rest of the week.

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“Breast pump hire” vs “Penis pump hire.” One’s the acceptable face of motherhood. Is the other? Why not? Discuss.

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Massive temp drom io city, thunderstorm doubtless imminent.

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@smperris Well, you could do the Dahmer thing with the sheep, “cuddle” THEN kill and eat! ;)

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@DrMiaow “Mutton Man”! Now, what would HIS special power be?

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Whose shoulder tastes better with mash though - yours or the sheep’s?” Good question. Wanna nibble? ;)

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“Meeting privacy challenges - the ALRC & NSWLRC Privacy Reviews” symposium 2 Oct, UNSW, Sydney. Program now online at http://is.gd/2W2s

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@Nickhodge The sheep and I have several body parts in common. Just ask Mutter Man from this morning’s train.

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@firstdogonmoon You’re right, having your tea towels discussed by the PM http://is.gd/2YNo is weird. You blogged it well. http://is.gd/2YNl

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think it’s a little early for vodka and lime. A bloody mary, on the other hand…

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My dream last night included a crocodile almost biting, Ecstasy found behind the sofa, Sir David Attenborough and a street sweeping machine.

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Well, there seems to be a consensus then. Working from home on a rainy day is relaxing. This is a Good Thing. I shall bleat happily. [bleat]

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@SnarkyPlatypus En Anglais: “It’s raining. It’s lovely. Even the low-flying aircraft do not disturb me.”

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Tue plan: A gentle day of working thru computer configuration & testing at my desk, well into the evening. Maybe lunch up King St somewhere.

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@limburger2001 I’m on a mission from God to make your life as scary as possible. That’s why I have a chainsaw and three bowls of salad.

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@DenubisX@stilgherrian Naah, d20s are too common. You’re a D30.” Excellent. Always knew I was a Big Gun. ;) http://is.gd/2YEP

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Emerges. Il pleut. Il est adorable. Même le volant à basse altitude des avions ne vous inquiétez pas de moi.

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After I am stuffed and need sleep. [exit]

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@limburger2001 There are many sides to me you haven’t encountered before. ;) I am a dodecahedron. Or, alternatively, I am a D20.

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@limburger2001 “BMX Bandits”? Man, that’s the best film in the history of cinema!

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