Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 7th, 2009

@josh909 Yes, we had the Cairns sex shop break-in for inflatable sex story earlier. http://is.gd/eKhX

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@ApostrophePong Currawongs! Adult brought 2 juveniles to feed them from the food we put out for them. Gone before I could get the camera.

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@fictillius I should point out that I didn’t INTEND today’s theme to be bizarre sex stories, but what the heck.

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Darwin man fined $2000 for filming himself masturbating while speeding along Stuart Highway. http://is.gd/eKgs Hat-tip @fictillius.

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@jpoh We’re not in the future now, but we will be in just a minute. Hang on… just… NOW!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Everybody is Rowena Wallace, to some extent. I think it was proved using quantum physics somehow.

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@firstdogonmoon “Schadenfreude” is the perfect name for Keith Windschuttle’s dog. I think you’re very clever and perfectly-formed.

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@j_stirk Of course, most small businesses will not pay for that, as their managers won’t see the value. End of world results. ;)

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@j_stirk You’ve just identified why sysadmins need to create processes which are cross-checked and which include verification.

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Can all the people I met over drinks with @paullyoung last night remind me who they are? I forgot to scan you barcodes.

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@jeffsonstein “Partner has found alarm clock function… trying out all the cheezy sounds in the world.” The word you seek is “hammer”.

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@j_stirk Um, I AM my email admin. But what sort of “trust” do you mean? Trust to do/be…?

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Noticing that ALL my email for 2008 is stored in “to be filed”. It’s quicker to search than to organise now. Welcome to the future.

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I can see we have quite a few “High School Musical fans in the Twitterverse today… ;)

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@chenglau I’m not so much for taking photos of my meals. I don’t feel the need to document EVERY bodily function. ;)

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New Texas law could (inadvertently?) require computer techs to be licensed private investigators. http://is.gd/eK1r

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@JonoH “Trotters lips and assholes”? Sounds like the other Saturday night…

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@mpesce “The cast of High School Musical (I, II or III) are *utterly* blameless.” No, the word is “talentless” Or possibly “sausage meat”.

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@ApostrophePong My stomach is remarkably good, given the tub waan I ate. Very hot, very yummy.

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@davewiner @kcarruthers “Isn’t killing anyone wrong?” I thought, @kcarruthers, that we’d already compiled a list of acceptable casualities!

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@chenglau Exactly that! Tub waan (ตับหวาน), as in liver salad from NE Thailand, is one of my faves. And I had a great one last night.

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อีสานตับหวานอร่อยมาก!

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@paullyoung Yes, I-San City, 413 Pitt St, is authentic I-san (NE Thai) and wonderfully cheap. @ApostrophePong is probably there now.

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@paullyoung Good to meet you last night. Guy Rundle’s book on US election (and society) is “Down to the Croasroads” http://is.gd/beSW

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@mpesce You blame Mr Tweet, I blame Keith Windschuttle and the cast of High School Musical.

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@ApostrophePong Nice to see this video online. http://is.gd/eJLL Your “one” should be “no-one” I think?

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@barrysaunders Yes, my point was indeed that @newmatilda can’t just auto-dump headlines into Twitter. We need a hook, not a headline.

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@kcarruthers No, I believe many women in Central Africa and northern Afghanistan also do not have LBDs.

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@newmatilda “No Resolution http://tinyurl.com/7f3hlh” is not a good tweet. No resolution of WHAT? More context needed.

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Oh dear. @snarktyPlatypus has just reminded me of some Secrit Informationz we received last night. Yes, the mental images are disturbing.

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@nwjerseyliz The video @dizzystuff mentions is http://is.gd/eONn about 8’40” in, but it’s very dark.

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@nwjerseyliz I think Wednesday is a perfectly good day to start the weekend! Though Australia’s on break from mid-December to 26 January.

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@ELROSS I believe I have a photo of the infinite number of Irish girls, on my phone. I will dare to look later today.

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@Glebe2037 My name was indeed mentioned in relation to pub trivia. I’ll be looking into that before Monday and setting dates.

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Oh, some time yesterday I clocked over 900 followers. Hi new folk who aren’t robots. I do see all @replies. Feel free to make contact.

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I think I can piece together last night’s sequence of events by examining the Twitterstream, mine and others. Initial reports unpromising.

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@kcarruthers I not only did it my way, I did it everyone else’s way too.

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Emerges. With regrets.

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So, @paullyoung and his entourage are here. This can only go downhill.

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@nwjerseyliz Nothing gets deleted, fear not. This is becoming a grubby, grubby night, however. There will be regrets.

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I have been taking photos. For the right price, they can be deleted.

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@nwjerseyliz No, @SnarkyPlatypus took a cab home and is in bed. @dizzystuff and @ApostrophePong are at large. This is scary.

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Kill me. Kill me now.

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An unlimited number of Irish girls are sing “Mamma Mia” and it’s very scary.

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I am so, so sorry. This is all very, very wrong. And it continues. With karoke. And “Love Shack”. Wrong wrong wrong.

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@mbalara One could also have beer elsewhere. ;)

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Upstairs at Kelly’s with @SnarkyPlatypus (so far).

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That new Indian grocery on Enmore Rd has closed down already. They’re bumping out the last shelving etc now.

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Train derailed at homebush - one person injured only (via @limburger2001)

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@lelak If I have enough pint glasses for the bicep curls, I could end up built like a Munich beer wench! That’d be WIN!

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Mobile. To the, erm, abandoned gym session. We’ll go to that other gym, the one with the taps labelled “Coopers” and “Tooheys”.

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@JonoH Ta for the hint about http://ilounge.com. If nothing else, it’s a pocket 60GB USB HDD. Emergency Pr0n!

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@fictillius Heh! I WAS thinking of putting Linux on the iPod to open 16-bit audio recording, but it all got Too Hard and I abandoned that.

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Dear Twitterverse, I have an iPod Photo (!) 60GB, non-video-playing. As-new (warranty replacement). Is there a use? Is it eBayable?

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RT @kcarruthers: wow RT @Rex7: Colorado Judge Allows Twitter In Courtroom http://tinyurl.com/8u9bqs [case u missed it}

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@kcarruthers For some reason I read your last tweet as “many women I admire do not wear underwear”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Codeine has been keeping me going today, even though อีสานตับหวานอร่อยมาก!

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RT @firstdogonmoon: The really true truth about Sharon Gould! http://bit.ly/16NgL

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@einspruch Not the forehead. It’s some other orifice from which @mpesce’s tweets emerge. I believe he has a special organ.

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@Pollytics Maybe Corey Worthington and Philip Nitschke could trade pills.

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As usual, http://freesound.org is providing excellent seagully source material. Now give me a chip!

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RT @ApostrophePong: @stilgherrian Hey how about have a flock of seagull for your ring tone. [Inspired! Yes!]

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@DavidFeng [smirks] Currently 30C or so in Sydney, a beautiful summer’s day. I believe our sky is a colour you would call “blue”.

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Hmmm… If I set my phone’s ringtones to bird calls like @ApostrophePong, is that too derivative?

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@Pollytics Yes, if you’re a bogan there’s LOTS of pills you can take. Ask Corey Worthington.

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@ApostrophePong While I was inside another currawong has come and eaten the rest of the food. Quietly, without the noisy young’uns.

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London colder than Antarctica. http://is.gd/eKoK Hat-tip @DavidFeng.

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@BrendanB Is “manual recreation” a euphemism for… well for what this bloke was doing? http://is.gd/eKgs [Tip: hyphens are good.]

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@Glebe2037 Thanks. Tool for the job: Nikon D70, Nikkor AF-G 70-300mm lens. 800ASA 300mm f5.6 1/320s, but somewhat cropped.

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New blog post: “Meeting the currawongs”. http://is.gd/eKlS

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@ApostrophePong Yes, Expression Media does the job. Microsoft still haven’t fucked up that fine piece of software. ;)

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Hmmm… I’ve been using Acorn for basic photo editing, but it can’t open Nikon .NEF RAW files. I’ll have to pick something else.

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@ApostrophePong I just shot about 30 frames of one of the juvenile currawongs sitting on the fence. I’ll post one shortly.

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@ApostrophePong Well, we WILL have live video from the next road trip… make of that what you will.

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@thomasrdotorg Rudd is certainly a control-freak socially-conservative PM, but Conroy’s there too. And he IS the Minister, hence the target.

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Thu plan: Gently-paced desk day to lock down next week’s schedule, placate clients; 1630 chiropractor Darlinghurst; maybe the gym.

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I notice that my typing is slightly degraded this morning. @SnarkyPlatypus? @dizzystuff? Any idea why that might be?

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@SilkCharm You may like the stance in “The lies of the internet censors: Your. Filter. Won’t. Work.” http://is.gd/c4f8 [Crikey, 17 Dec]

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@SilkCharm Politics is a marathon event. “Eternal vigilance” and all that. Feel-good Facebook groups don’t actually change things.

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@nwjerseyliz Yes, @dizzystuff dropped the towel. Nothing to see. ;) That vid is part 4 of the episode, is started off being nicer. A bit.

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@nwjerseyliz Sadly I’m not on holiday, but quite a few Australians are still on go-slow fromChristmas to Australia Day (26 Jan).

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NSW government tries to file the cancelled Metro scheme into the memory hole. Librarians to the rescue! http://is.gd/eOSs

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