Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 9th, 2009

@BethEtling @liako @liubinskas and others: Drinks last night was A Good Thing, thanks. Will try to connect with folks when memories return.

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Emerges. Languidly. Or is that lusciously?

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I cannot count tweets, and neither can Twitter. [exit]

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, I’m not always languid. You’re thinking of luscious. I’m always luscious.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: What good are intelligence operatives if they can’t double as an emergency snack?

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The sea-kitten was lovely. Yum.

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Dinner done. In Railway Square seeking a bus. Languidly. We shall rule the world, but later.

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No, urinal sign, it’s not that I don’t understand QR codes, it’s that I’m not interested in another shit film “starring” Keanu Reeves.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I am, as always, the very model of restraint. I’ll gladly model a restraint to prove it.

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Bar 77 closed, folks have gathered out the back of P J O’Brien’s, or ground floor thru Grace Hotel foyer.

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I tell you, this world domination jape is thirsty work. But someone’s got to do it.

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RT @kcarruthers: RT @JohnLacey: @NathanaelB — I read that PETA website twice. And my head exploded. Seriously. http://is.gd/eWNk

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I think the new @FakeAsherMoses is actually a fake. Not the same one as before.

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So, this is what the world feels like without codeine.

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OH: “You’ve either got to tip the girls, or drink. I’m happy to sit there and drink.”

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@FakeAsherMoses is back with different content. Is it the same person? It’s still not me. Honest.

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@StuartLivesey My process: Polite note at 3 days overdue; 2nd & apply late fee 7 days later; suspension warn 7 days; suspect 3 days later.

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OH: “It’s a quality stripper. You know, like pole dancing.”

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OH: “What are you doing tomorrow arvo?” “Watching strippers, getting pissed. Why?”

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@garthk http://youchoosewefire.be is lovely, thanks. I like “Une malheureuse initiative de…” as a credit. ;)

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Why do my farts smell so bad today?

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@StuartLivesey As it happens I do control their hosting, and I do suspend it after clear escalation. It does liberate the cash quickly, yes.

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@Nickhodge “Animal husbandy” always sounds like it should be illegal everywhere except Tasmania and Kentucky.

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I know it’s January, but nevertheless it would be kinda handy if some clients paid their bills.

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@coljac Well with Crikey you reach a “small” but perfectly-formed audience. ;)

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Hmmm… @FakeAsherMoses seems to have disappeared, unless Twitter’s doing a database journal replay? There have been whales…

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No, people, FFS! I am not @FakeAsherMoses, OK? LOL!

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@coljac Nice work in Crikey today, Sir! “The world smirks at Conroy’s censorship plan”: http://is.gd/eVUp

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Secret Meeting is at the Forb… oh, hang on. I see your trick!

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Mobile. Enmore Rd / King St / noodles / Newtown station / Wynyard station / secret 1500 meeting with @kcarruthers. Shoosh.

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@wraptinweb You are filing my mind with too many ideas. You must stop immediately.

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Morning targets achieved. Friday goes well. Hurrah.

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RT @FakeAsherMoses: keynote live stream means journos can get coked up in their hotel room instead of putting pants on.

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@ApostrophePong Oh dear. Knowing that the whisky advertised in you avatar is called “Red Cock” only makes it worse! http://is.gd/eTpf

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@SnarkyPlatypus ‘What Mandy Moore was thinking when she released a track called “Saturate Me”’? One word. Bukkake.

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@ApostrophePong has posted a nice selection of nostalgic Thai whiskey advertisements. http://is.gd/f4RE

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Waiting for a Windows SBS 2003 server across town to restart. It’s lonely in that dark little room. I hope it decided to play again.

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However this is a much, much, MUCH better version! http://is.gd/f4pl

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This song is dedicated to a strange creature: httphttp://is.gd/f4nB

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Looking at client’s backupa. Whoever recommended BackupAssist to me, well done! Their Knowledge Base has good troubleshooting procedures.

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@Entregreeneur Huh? Postpone a sailing day because of potential rain? What, afraid the boat might get… wet? ;)

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@garthk I think there’s others who can also think of amusing and highly inappropriate solvents. Do I have to do EVERYTHING on the Internet?

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@garthk “They advise Windex™. I don’t have any Windex. Suggestions?” Go to your corner shop, were they will have it. Feet, Walk. Etc.

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RT @jayrosen_nyu: Think something like this could catch on? http://is.gd/f43d A worldwide bye Bush moment-capturing recording ritual. [Yes!]

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@garthk Just take that iPhone and smash it on the floor. Stamp on it in your heaviest boots. You know you want to. And so do we all.

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[smirks] “The Long Tailed Black Swan’s Tipping Point” by @pkedrosky http://is.gd/f44L Hat-tip @elliottng.

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@jeffsonstein “Laughter is the best medicine against stoopid political stances”? Orly? http://is.gd/f43p

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@jeffsonstein I’m trying (half-heartedly) to spread “Conroy’s Rabbit-Proof Firewall”: ridicule might work better than direct attack.

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@ApostrophePong Well you know how much I love Isarn food! Another session at I-san City, with whisky and rum this time?

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@Nickhodge A “ring-kissing holiday” sounds like a step up from Lourdes. Imagine the queues!

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@jeffsonstein And back in October Crikey’s Canberra correspondent put the boot in too. http://is.gd/5blg with my http://is.gd/5n51.

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@jeffsonstein Oh @coljac is the voice of reason to my snarky head-kicking. http://is.gd/c4f8 and http://is.gd/eQDT [smirks]

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@ApostrophePong Yeah this is the culprit. http://is.gd/f3Lg ลาบอร่อยมาก.

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@ApostrophePong Well we had the same dinner, exactly, and you had extra chilli, it is true. But you are also an alien.

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@Nickhodge Today is a day when saying “Kiss my ring” really is wrong.

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@jeffsonstein You may also like @coljac’s article on the Brooklyn Law School’s analysis of Conroy’s Internet filter. http://is.gd/eVUp

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@ApostrophePong @Nickhodge @WarWraith OK then, it has to be done, Here’s our theme song for today! http://is.gd/f3Ed

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@WarWraith That’s not so much a circle of life, but a ring of life, maybe? I’ll stop there…

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Someone asked why Conroy’s Internet filter is a potential human rights risk. My lengthy answer is at http://tinyurl.com/7q7md5

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So what the tub waan failed to do on Tuesday night, the larb salmon did last night. Errrrrrrrgh…! But chilli must be eaten. .

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50+ corellas http://is.gd/f3ji just flew down the gully, slightly below tiled-roof tree height, flashes of white between red & grey & green.

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Erm, re tweet http://is.gd/f3fJ that’s you’d “owe” me, not “own” me. Owning me costs a little more. (DM me with offers.)

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RT @transnets: “Vietnamese government [sets] target of 100 percent open-source adoption within the government. http://tinyurl.com/8hx9rj

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Seems there’s some good Australian news on geothermal energy. http://is.gd/f3cX If you make money investing here you own me!

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@ThePlasticAge Good to see you in the Twitterverse. Glad to see you’re still cartooning. Say hello to @firstdogonmoon.

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Sat plan (yeah, I know): reading/writing; 1000-1200 client downtime to fix backups; 1400 gym/meal with @SnarkyPlatypus; flexibility.

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Gelernter book “Mirror Worlds” was quite an influence on me. Fun to see what he discussed in 1992 rolling out now.

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RT @facibus: @never too early for pedantry: it is a sacred trust - we cannot flinch :) [Agreed.]

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@Akula I was also intrigued that one of Ted’s victims as David Gelernter http://is.gd/f2uJ who then wrote a book about it.

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Correcting people’s spelling of a weird American “social critic” (!) at 0700 Saturday. I need help. Serious help.

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@Akula Possibly you mean the Unabomber? Ted Kaczynski. http://is.gd/f2oG

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Dinner at Crocodile Senior with @kcarruthers and @ApostrophePong was excellent, as always. The bathroom is still the same. http://is.gd/f2jz

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