The consensus seems to be Clive Hamilton and Piers Ackerman together in a auto-asphyxiation BDSM lesbian scat scene. BRING IT ON!
Today IS going well! Orgy… check! Incest… check! Bestiality… check! What next?
dd @dekrazee1 O hai! You had me at “lonely Afghan pig”. What are you doing tonight? ;)
@jdub YOU BROKE MY COOKIE, YOU MEANIE!
@andrewdotnich Thank you. I think I’ll have a glass for you, and for each person who’s said “Happy birthday” to me on. http://tr.im/kSvB
Methinks I may have to respond to birthday wishes in DMs now, ‘cos it’s starting to flood out my usual comments. ;)
@fruityalexia @jeffsonstein @Lilylauren @RuthEllison @maenad_au @craigthomler @andrewbarnett @stinginthetail @mpesce Yes, birthday. Thanks!
@ApostrophePong Do you remember this portrait of me? Oe of the best! http://tr.im/kSsd
Actually I don’t know how serious @ApostrophePong was with that lunch idea. He’s communing with the cats now.
RT @ApostrophePong: Let’s have @stilgherrian Birthday lunch somewhere. He doesn’t have to be there. Who’s in?
Richard Fernandez & commenters (in amongst trolls & sloganeers): interesting thoughts about future of news. http://tr.im/kSnI
RT @ApostrophePong: http://twitpic.com/4t4ct - @stigherrian’s Birthday Portrait [Ahem! Oi, you!]
@SnarkyPlatypus Merci. Mais… selon Google, je suis la “garantie de mouette”? Cela n’a pas de sens.
@deanlk @stufromoz @sylvestor Thank you. Yes, @fruityalexia, ‘tis my birthday. Apparently. Again.
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. La nuit dernière, j’ai eu les pires vietnamien nouilles que je n’ai jamais trouvé. Et vous?
@ApostrophePong I’m trying not to think about #secretmission today. Also, someone tell @FiBendall that Pakistan is not in Africa.
“China’s Commercialization of Censorship” http://tr.im/kShf
@ApostrophePong has taken new portrait photographs of me. They’re disturbing. I’m wondering whether to use them.
The Full Moon is at 2.02pm Sydney time, i.e. in a little under 6 hours. You have been warned.
@voirol @facibus @trib @einspruch Thanks for the birthday wishes. [bows] I dunno what the day brings, tho @SnarkyPlatypus insists on gym. :(
Emerges. +1.
Enough! [exit]
@afficionados_hh @Jester_Jeff This place. http://tinyurl.com/q6h339 Ultimo Road. Avoid.
Home. Worst pho ever. Inexcusably crap.
Battery life? WTF? It’s not like this is an iPhone, you little turd!
There’s a word for these people. “Econofodder”. Like cannon fodder, but without the sense of accomplishment.
Sheep! You are all fucking sheep and deserve to die.
FFS! Move, you moron or I WILL PUNCH YOU! Possibly twice, just so you understand.
Loose in the Sydney CBD. Mobile.
@SnarkyPlatypus And yes, it is also my birthday tomorrow. We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I do think I need a Xantini about NOW. Where is the nearest cocktail bar, I wonder?
Am I starting to get a bit… you know… manic?
RT @NewtonMark: Sounds like you want one of these: http://www.personaltrack… [Yes! Can haz satellite help!] #secretmission
If you put the search in the quote marks it’s even worse. THE INTERNET IS CONSPIRING AGAINST ME AND YOU ARE ALL COMMUNISTS!
Oh. Do you know what happens if you Google for “goat dominatrix”? Poo.
dd @kcarruthers What do you mean “discreshun”? I’M DISCREET! NO-ONE KNOWS ABOUT MY GOAT DOMINATRIX THING! #secretmission
@curious_scribe I’ve been distracted from beer! PEOPLE WILL NOT TELL ME WHERE #SECRETMISSION IS TAKING ME! (And I’m a control freak.)
@lelak The last time I wore a satin cape I also had to sing Sherbet songs to 300 people. http://tr.im/kOft True story.
Doing some quick research on Personal Locator Beacons (PLB). http://tr.im/kOf1 #secretmission
Do I have to wear lycra? #secretmission
Not-knowing stuff is driving me mad. #secretmission @kcarruthers @Nickhodge @neerav You are all evil.
@kcarruthers OK, so how come YOU know where #secretmission is sending me but I DON’T?!?!?!?!
@Nickhodge Yes, why ARE people thinking that http://cultofstilgherria… has anything to do with me? #fisting
RT @FiBendall: Oh mi god oh mi god. Just got exciting news in from Q on #secretmission … F&#K amazing! [Yes, but do *I* get to find out?]
@Nickhodge I suspect that http://cultofstilgherria… is somehow bad for me.
Which leaves just one question: “Which way to the beer?”
Successful meeting with new supplier of IT support services. I’m confident they’ll be good to work with. Nice wrap for the week!
OK, now I’m really having trouble with the mental imagery. Yes, it’s ME having that kind of trouble. What. Have. I. Started?
I also seem to have forgotten milk, cannibalism and plushies. How COULD I be so careless? Also, I think my personal branding needs work.
RT @babycakesjase: “Home & Away” lesbianism doesn’t really count. It’s the Diet Coke of Sapphic Delights. [Not@SnarkyPlatypusypus?]