Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 2009

@mzjaygee It requires a DNS entry for the domain without “www” sub-domain, plus the web server configured to respond to same.

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FFS, people! It’s 2009! If your website doesn’t work unless I explicity type a “www.” at the front then you’re a fuckwit!

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As Muses go, I wouldn’t be a writer’s worst choice. I think.

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@JohnBirmingham You do realise that sets the tone for the entire day. And, since it’s the 1st today, the entire month.

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RT @JohnBirmingham: I promised a vacuous Hey Hey column, but thanx to @stilgherrian i also deliver tentacle pr0n! http://bit.ly/7TcQD [Oh.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Les moutons sont néanmoins peu coopératifs.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il ya des moutons. Des centaines et des centaines de moutons. Et pas dans la bonne voie. Et vous?

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Emerges. Cautiously. Painfully.

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@JohnBirmingham Thank you. My suggestions are always excellent. Nearly.

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@JohnBirmingham Hint: You don’t HAVE to watch “Hey Hey it Whatever Day”. You can, like, just drink whiskey and masturbate to tentacle pr0n.

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RT @Colgo: iSnack2.0 trade name was registered before comp closed http://bit.ly/Z1Hn5 on thepunch now

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RT @megpickard: Dear TV commissioning people, two words: “Celebrity Cheesemongers”. You can have that one for free.

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RT @Warlach: I encourage everyone to buy a ajar of Play-Doh for their desk - so much fun for only $2

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@firstdogonmoon Are there Space Vixen boxer shorts? If not, um, could you… perhaps… you know…?

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RT @DamianM: Turn your avatar brown to suport iSnack2.0! [Corrected, happy now?]

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RT @DamianM: Turn your avatar brown to suport iStack2.0!

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RT @Nickhodge: w00t! social media takes credit for saving democracy agin. this is better than

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@CastleJames But does it compare with “The Intergalactic Adventures of Julia Gillard, Space Vixen”? http://bit.ly/kPqFv

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Why do I not know of this movie? “The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space” (1986) http://bit.ly/GXHwW

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No, @ApostrophePong! It’s bad luck to clean a computer!

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@rbbrown Awww… I think it’s a GREAT name for a Thai restaurant! Shame about the hair, though. http://bit.ly/43c8XF

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But @ApostrophePong, if we’re going to Newcastle on the weekend, who’s going to feed the cats and keep them company?

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Do people also know about the National Library of Australai’s Historic Australian Newspapers, 1803 to 1954? http://bit.ly/sUJca

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RT @JudeEkerick: Have you seen what you can access from home through the State Library of NSW. Even betterer. http://bit.ly/15BgW5 [Oh! Oh!]

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RT @Nickhodge: Greek Democracy seems to be very Homoerotic. No wonder the US adopted it. Just imagine Founding Fathers oiled up & wrestling.

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@garthk They’ve cunningly named the stations “Domestic” and “International”, and the signage has little aeroplane icons.

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I joined the Marrickville LIbrary today. I now have free access to these premium online resources from home. http://bit.ly/lPYWU

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@garthk Um, Mascot station is not the same as Domestic station. Domestic station is right next to the domestic terminal buildings.

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@renailemay Nah, your comments on ZDNet don’t need threads, just heavy use of the “delete” key. ;)

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@jdub Cool. I do have a guy who’s quite good with WordPress, but this is a site which may require Muchly Extreme Cleverness™.

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@renailemay @jdub Indeed, I’m thinking of dropping threaded comments. It’s not easy for someone to see which are newest.

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@jdub But we also have a large WordPress site for a client. The client who gave us the green light today, as it happens.

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@jdub Cool. I’m re-doing my site so people who find me for the first time don’t just get whatever my most recent blog post was.

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@jdub Ah, your disownment of recommending the jQuery Carousel plugin is noted. I will explore when I can be bothered.

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See what I did? Asked a question, then posted answer so all could see. I am always polite and considerate.

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@jdub Thank you. “Generated as part of Crikey theme, based on jQuery Carousel.” http://bit.ly/NunDk Want my site to not have blog as home.

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Ah, I have found a guide to fixing my MacBook Pro’s keycaps. Now I just need someone with eyesight and tiny fingers to follow it.

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@jdub As an aside, which WordPress carousel does Crikey use on its main home page?

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@jdub Glorious! Your spatula will be sent immediately! I don’t want to know what you plan on doing with it, but it shall be sent!

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THE CANARY IS SUCCESSFUL!

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@jkerrison Hah! No, I just have a broken / damaged keyboard. This machine is much travelled and it probably just needs a new keyboard.

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I have abandoned the idea of gym and dinner tonight on the grounds that what I really need is a lot more sleep. A lot more.

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Oh. They’re going to be VERY intermitent now.

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@andrewdotnich I don’t know why those keys have gone intermittent, but they have.

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Hmmm… Dear MacBook Pro, I was hoping to type some text that used the “9” and “0” keys occasionally. This is not good.

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@ApostrophePong Your mail is showing as inbound into the system, but then diappears. Can you please re-send?

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Listening to Newington College students ridiculing a classmate because he did well in an assignment. The “elite” are so mediocre.

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RT @ozdj: AU second only to USA in terms of hours per month people use the Internet. [Linkage please?]

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@deconstructo Oh the rant is nice. I’m guessing the production was probably just a bit rushed ‘cos it was a topical thang.

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Dear World, the Hitler / iSnack 2.0 video is disappointing. Unlike many others, the subtitled words fit very poorly with the spoken ones.

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@natface Very dream! They always pay within 7 days; we invoice weekly as we go; they state a “happiness scale” rather than demanding quotes.

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I just received the response to the proposal I emailed a client at 1145 today: “Yes get on with it :)” THAT’S a good client!

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@mpesce @SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong @ch3ssman I have not received your completed Goat Quest judging forms, by the way. Ahem.

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@artsjourno I have a need to visit Stanmore. I didn’t visit the pub “for Thai” but “for lunch”. Also, experimentation. And now you all know.

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@htgoldcoast You are thinking of Goat Quest, yes, but that’s not every day. That requires the full Goat Quest Expedition Team.

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The pad thai gai at the Salisbury Hotel in Stanmore, despite being cooked by actual Thais, is hopelessly bland and Westernised. Yet mae!

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Mobile: Across to Stanmore village (!); lunch; join Marrickville Library at Stanmore; not sure after that.

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@ApostrophePong No, it’s cool. Instead, I seem to be discussing the colour of my poo with @RickyMaveety. I guess it’s a Texas thing.

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The conversation currently taking place between @smperris and @ApostrophePong is more than a little disturbing.

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My friend @zern is celebrating failed business partnerships. Pls send your stories. http://bit.ly/TAmPv

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@RickyMaveety @J4yZ33 @deanlk @ericscheid There will be no further references to red poo. At least until we have photos.

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Having not posted my photos/videos of the dust storm, wondering whether I should bother. What can I say that ain’t already been said?

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Feeling righteous ‘cos I sent a client a document to approve, one which I’ve been procrastinating over for longer than I care to reveal.

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Beetroot soup was wonderful. @ApostrophePong and I had two bowls each. Plenty left. I declare this National Red Poo Week!

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Wed plan: Various SEKRIT plannings and eatings, and so on. Shhh!

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@iain_chalmers What you say about @mpesce and cellphones http://bit.ly/nxdkD is true. But watch it RT anyway.

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“The Moguls’ New Clothes”: much sense in this analysis of Big Media from The Atlantic. http://bit.ly/1adbhv

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How the mobile phone became a key tool for third-world development. http://bit.ly/fGo0j

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@GreenJ Yes, I’m looking forward to Fuckofftober. I do hope Crikey has something very special planned for tomorrow.

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@GreenJ I was going to say something rude, but then I remembered that it’s the very last day of Respectember. So I shan’t.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je ne sais pas pour sûr. Les détails sont inconnus. Je viens de le sentir dans mes eaux. http://bit.ly/vtyZb

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je prédis que d’aujourd’hui sera une journée étrange. Et vous?

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Media140 Sydney: Today’s your last day for early-bird registration. It’s on 5-6 November in, um, Sydney. http://bit.ly/D6u46

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RT @kcarruthers: Just don’t conflate the with that greek democratic homoerotic wrestling. [This is always good advice. I think.]

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@CastleJames Oh dear. There goes the Internet. And it used to be such a nice place.

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@safzoro I grant you some of the NLA newspaper scans’ OCR is dodgy, but then you can log in a fix them. ;)

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@ApostrophePong Beetroot soup cannot fail. Have you instead considered borscht? http://bit.ly/CZXD8

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Spaghetti marinara. McLaren Vale shiraz. Abba’s “Dancing Queen”. Such is my life today.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; lunch; possible errands to King St. Does this look like a regular pattern to you?

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Waiting for the washing to finish so I can go and have lunch and stuff. I am always politely patient.

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@andrewdotnich @ceigbner Oddly enough, I did once produce a zine called “Hordes of One-Legged Seagulls”…

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@Nickhodge Yes, I’m an evil Capitist. Does it show? If it does, maybe I DO need one of those knitted things.

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@RanmaSaotomeS Knitwear does have its place. Why, I’m wearing a jumper [US: sweater] right now! Around a penis is not one of those places.

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Dear Clients, I have a new concept for doing business which you may like. HOW ABOUT YOU PAY YOUR FUCKING BILLS! Ahem.

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“The Most Unsexy Male Lingerie Ever”, according to @TheBloggess. Indeed. http://bit.ly/sAQMT

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@franksting @kcarruthers @barrysaunders A “social netwok for whisky”? Yes, it’s called a “pub”.

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RT @gnoll110: Minsky was a post Keynesian economist, had theories about was causes economic instability http://bit.ly/nsGc7 [Ah, thank you.]

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Ah, I do love Hunter S Thompson’s conflict-resolution techniques! http://bit.ly/l68Ir Hat-tip @mpesce, kinda, I think.

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Dear Mafia Wars players, while I don’t begrudge you your pastime, personally I’m not interested and think less of you for not asking first.

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RT @stephenconroy: For those outraged by @isnack20’s Twitter account, I think I speak for everyone when I say you are dumb motherfuckers.

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RT @jayrosen_nyu: Robotic response from Washington Post editors to a reader’s question about their social media rules http://jr.ly/uns4

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@unsungsongs Rudd signs his tweets ‘cos the ones by his team are also tagged as such. Transparency. But @WilliamShatner signs his.

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I’m interested in language, so finding The Eggcorn Database will waste at least an hour. http://bit.ly/PJeO6

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@BernardKeane “As of 2008, Kym Wilson was a board member of Australian In Film, based in Los Angeles,” says Wikipedia. http://bit.ly/24NG6W

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@seancarmody Your mathematical mind like to consider whether you can pick someone’s job by the language they use. http://bit.ly/JGNoN

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Bostom Globe’s @big_picture now doing monthly focus on Afghanistan “as long as necessary”. http://bit.ly/19ofQA

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The actual historical sequence of events makes my last tweet both wrong and unfunny. My apologies.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: There’s nothing like a Minogue sister to spoil that evanescent, sentimental moment. [True. Ask Michael Hutchence.]

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Oh I do like the word “merdique”. I shall have to use that in another sentence later today.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Non, il n’est pas sentimental. Il est troublant. Comme une histoire de fantôme. Par ailleurs, cette chanson est merdique.

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@seancarmody Hello. Is your part of the world functioning appropriately?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Une pendule tiques fort. C’est le son uniquement. Et vous?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Mon esprit est encore plein de vieilles photographies, le jaunissement des nappes en dentelle et le thé amer.

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I rarely remember my dreams but just then I did, and it’s a lovely plot idea for a short story or short film. Written down! Joy.

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Enough medical procedures before bed. [exit]

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@sylmobile Intriguing to watch ep 2 just then and watch an appendectomy done NOT with keyhole surgery.

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@commuter_dirge I do have a swivel chair. And an undeground lair, alas sans volcano.

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@commuter_dirge Maybe I AM a Bond villain. However the cats do not have one blue eye and one green.

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@leehopkins @sylmobile I’ve also just discovered the entire series of Jonathan Miller’s “The Body In Question”. http://bit.ly/pup4p

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@commuter_dirge Remarkable coincidence! Alas, I’m already in bed surrounded by cats. It’s either creepy, or a sign I’m getting up early.

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Goodness! I’d no idea Jonathan Miller directed an “Alice in Wonderland” in 1966! http://bit.ly/2YYviW Wonder if I can find the whole thing.

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YouTube has suggested I watch this, and who am I to disagree? http://bit.ly/S7mk8

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37signals valued at $100 billion after bold VC investment. http://bit.ly/2K0cYL

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@unsungsongs For some reason the words “duty free” and “absinthe” seem to go well together.

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RT @isnack20: I am made of despair, and cheese.

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I am home and arguing with the cats about the logistics of the fishing industry.

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Ah, the difference between “can’t just” and “just can’t”. Discuss. Also, http://bit.ly/nlrgh Audio broken?

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@derekbarry Your “ipjone” seems to be working perfectly.

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@theburgerman That piece on journalistic “balance” is spot on! http://bit.ly/10OGzP Thank you!

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@theburgerman Exactly. The “equal time” to “usual suspects” is why I can’t just watch Insiders. It’s as ritual as kabuki.

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RT @OverlandJournal: My hatred for the present tense continues to grow. [He says, all in the prsent tense.]

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“Merrick & Rosso and Kate Ritchie want to give you a happy ending” is NOT a successful radio promo, sorry. Srsly.

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@theburgerman @julie_posetti @natecochrane Having been at ABC Radio, “balance” means stopwatches, and all the wrong that goes with that.

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@petawb Anyway, the voices in my head and @unsungsongs and @ApostrophePong say I have to be in Newcastle this weekend. Apparently.

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@petawb 2-minute rant to 2000? http://bit.ly/19kYrs Bah! My own website delivers me that, and more, for nothing.

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@natecochrane @vealmince I’d use “claimed” rather than “said” if there was no other evidence to support the statement, or controversy.

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@WarWraith I am a master of disturbing imagery. [bows]

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@DrunkyPants I would never call Germaine Greer a “meathead”. She’d hit me.

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@julie_posetti @natecochrane I should have been in your discussion, but I’m already on record as saying journalistic objectivity is a myth.

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@WarWraith True. I would gladly nail my theses to Germaine Greer’s forehead. [Why does that sound like a euphemism?]

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Speaking of Germaine Greer, can anyone explain this diptych? http://bit.ly/Gfj4x

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@Darkon_ @RantRotAndRuin I think the login for @crikey_news website (WordPress) is geb0rken connecting to the free trial login. Help!

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@RantRotAndRuin I am a mere contributor to @crikey_news so I’m not sure how the free trial is meant to work. [sulk]

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@Darkon_ Hmmm… there continues to be Crikey free-trial paywall fail. :/ @crikey_news can you help this man? He seems nice.

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@andrewdotnich Hah! Maybe I should just gatecrash with a manifesto 95 theses… and present them to Germaine Greer.

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Hey, if there’s a “Festival of Dangerous Ideas” in Sydney this weekend, how come I wasn’t invited? I have LOTS of dangerous ideas!

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Me in Crikey today: “Conroy’s internet filter dread”, a state-of-play piece. http://bit.ly/3ry4YS Paywall’d but free trial.

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It is inconvenient that the Attorney-General’s Department website is not alive at this current moment.

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RT @drjon: COVERED IN BEEEETROOPS! http://bit.ly/F9Aqq [This was a suitable time-waster, yes. Also, funny.]

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@BernardKeane Yes, yes. A “beetroop” is usually called a “swarm”. You’re hilarious. Sigh.

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@bengrubb Erm, well you RTd the question instead of answering it. Silly chap.

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I cannot believed I typed “beetroop”. That contains a large amount of fail.

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@sarahinthesen8 @bengrubb As explained earlier, @KevinRuddPM’s tweets signed KRudd are him, “ Team” not him. Transparency. Good.

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But right now, a quick trip to the shops for fresh bread and caraway seeds to go with @ApostrophePong’s beetroop soup. For breakfast.

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Tue plan: Potter hayfeverishly through a variety of project planning tasks, mostly from my desk at home; gym & dinner w@SnarkyPlatypusypus.

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@ApostrophePong Yes, “REPAIR TABLE wp_comments” is your friend, deleting 3 corrupt rows. Or something.

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@Darcy1968 @durk94 @TonySearl Thanks. I’ll re-edit that piece. http://bit.ly/dR89n was semi-improvised, and it shows.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; @SnarkyPlatypus; gym; lunch; caution.

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“Risk, Fear and Paranoia: Perspective, People!” http://bit.ly/dR89n My presentation, video & transcriv2au

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It’s the Marrickville Street Festival today. http://bit.ly/11sb9r Family entertainment, as they say.

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@gnoll110 Sorry, I don’t know what a “Minsky moment” refers to.

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RT @ForsakenDAemon: Would the morons be clichéd, or would it be their work? [Good question. Both, probably.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus I can think of words starting with “S” other than “Salubrious” to describe real estate…

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Who first called the weekend’s Sydney property auctions “Super Saturday”? I demand their head on a spike by lunchtime. Lazy clichéd morons!

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RT me: “Risk, Fear and Paranoia: Perspective, People!” http://bit.ly/dR89n My presentation, video & transcriv2au

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Not new, but grown Japanese men dating schoolgirl love dolls? Even taking them on the subway? http://bit.ly/hTYUD

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Further Monday challenge: How to cover costs of Canberra for War 2.0 symposium? http://bit.ly/7PHd8 More thoughts later.

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@CShawyer Where does an employer’s right to control behavour end? The Facebook Six case here may interest you. http://bit.ly/3Zu2fT

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Mon plan: Morning writing at my desk; lunch & errands locally; afternoon client project planning, probably at my desk; evening TBA.

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“[NSW] Prisoners being used as cut price telemarketers” http://bit.ly/ll7Lw As if imprisonment wasn’t punlishment enough.

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@artsjourno Mind you, many journalists are not given much time to do real reearch and analysis. Speculation is quick and cheap. As am I.

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Crikey: “Vegemite’s new name unites the internet in contempt” http://bit.ly/3UDVh4 Nice compilation, @rbbrown.

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@artsjourno Political journalists tend to thrive on speculation about what might happen, hence endless talk of Double Dissolutions.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Peut-être. Et pourtant, il est inévitable, car nous allons construire l’avenir. À Notre Image.

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Also RT me: Frank Schaeffer’s takedown of (US) fundamentalist idiots is a must-see. Truly. http://bit.ly/XpZ8P

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RT me: Antony Green explains exactly, precisely and in detail how and when a Double Dissolution can happen. http://bit.ly/GwdRu

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Joe Hockey, having eaten three poor people for breakfast, craves more. http://bit.ly/11TmO6

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@SnarkyPlatypus La singularité est déjà là! Déjà, nous sommes tous comme Penny Wong! Voici la photo! http://bit.ly/pZY0I

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“Executive salaries not a matter for Govt: Hockey” http://bit.ly/UUasT Yes, Liberals only interfere with poor people.

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“Trimestre”? Are you sure that’s right, Mr Google?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis étudiant la meilleure manière d’aborder la semaine. C’est presque la fin du troisième trimestre! Et vous?

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Australia continues to spend millions on a handful on boats, ignores 10,000 visa-overstayers in Bondi. http://bit.ly/xli5A

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Washington Post reckons it can tell its staff how and what they can tweet. http://bit.ly/DsCLb

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And after that eclectic mix of reading, my brain is suitably programmed for dreaming. [exit]

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That cringeworthy Microsoft video about Windows 7 parties http://bit.ly/17Dc2q is now durrrty! http://bit.ly/Zr0oX

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“Inside the Apocalyptic Soviet Doomsday Machine” http://bit.ly/1AbrhU Yes, it appear there was one. Kinda.

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@TimNoonan Erm, no, because the cats don’t pay the bills. If only they WOULD do the shopping instead of demanding we do it!

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@ApostrophePong Cat language explained. Vocal http://bit.ly/31H3bh and scent / body language http://bit.ly/jVccL

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Antony Green explains exactly, precisely and in detail how and when a Double Dissolution can happen. http://bit.ly/GwdRu

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RT @EnexTestLab: Question is was it flat or sparkling? [I reckon there’s a tender worth submitting, eh?]

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Frank Schaeffer’s takedown of (US) fundamentalist idiots is a must-see. Truly. http://bit.ly/XpZ8P

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Maybe I shan’t comment on any other Martian water suggestions ‘cos some of therm were, like, rude.

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@unsungsongs Holy water would be news. If there were some way of telling from any other kind of water. ;)

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“Martian water found on Mars”, says ABC News. http://bit.ly/ZIYWy As opposed to…?

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@gabfran It’s not a particularly elegant structure, shall we say. It makes the programming task I was going to do vastly more complicated.

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I have just seen how WordPress stores the metadata for its media gallery and I feel a little sick inside.

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It appears both cats like the anise-spiced satay kangaroo jerky! What have we done?

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@benmoretti I do have a backlog (if that’s the right word) of urinal photos to post. I might do one when I’ve finished a transcription task.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Il n’ya pas de laxatifs. Je faire avec un manche à balai et d’un entonnoir en plastique.

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Old blog post: “Secret Men’s Business” http://bit.ly/Sx5FH Now organised into a series, with more to come soon.

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