Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

September 1st, 2009

Explaining to a client that “Reply ABOVE THIS LINE” means their email reply has to be above that line to be entered into the system.

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@MetroScreen has a job going in Sydney: Training Coordinator. http://is.gd/2LZ0d

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@BernardKeane I’m not sure that you can have carnal relations with a seagull either, but who knows what happens up on the Central Coast.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Not seeing much difference between schoolgirls and seagulls. [That’s given me a whole new idea!]

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Wed plan: Write for Crikey; encourage some clients to pay their bills; afternoon of simple webby work; gym & dinner w@SnarkyPlatypusypus.

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@lukefrombuzzle Sounds like “branding”? Really? I thought it sounded more like really unlikely prostitution!

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@johnhalton Ah, like that chap on @mumbrella’s site who says business needs to be “pragmatic” to profit, not follow “the letter of the law”.

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Telling a client they can’t use that copyright image on their website, especially when it’s still linked to the site they borrowed it from.

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No, Artemis, I will not let you chase the currawong, no matter how yummy you think it looks.

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@lukefrombuzzle [smirks] If you’ve sold stilgherrian.com, maybe you can get a good price for the actual me. ;) Nah, t’was another domain.

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It’s probably just spam or a scam, but is anyone else seeing emails from a Jamie Watson offering to buy domain names?

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@EmilyCBaxter The meaning is clear: Your life is haunted by cupcakes, mine is haunted by plastic ducks. Why? Only Baby Jesus knows.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je suis d’accord avec vous sur les ministres d’État. A moins, bien sûr, il existe des photos réelles de la pénétration.

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If you ask @duncanriley, he well may claim it’s all my fault. However I say it’s most definitely @duncanriley’s fault, and I got in first.

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Tweets for Sydney time band of Future of Influence Summit can be found at http://is.gd/2LPHP I’m writing something for Crikey today.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Tout est fait moins de sens qu’il ne l’a fait hier. Il ya un sentiment de malaise. Et vous?

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RT @TheBloggess: You people scare me sometimes. [That’s OK, Jenny, you scare us too. It’s only fair.]

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Last night I dreamed that my heart stopped and, separately, my head was replaced with that of a yellow plastic duck, and people were afraid.

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Home. Enough. [exit]

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There are few things more bleak than catching a train home in the late evening.

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@yeebok Sorry, I spray thru Twitter fast and anything more than 3 hours is off my horizon.

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Discovering secrets.

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The word “around” does not have to appear in every sentence kthxbai. Not “the theme is around x”, but “the theme is x”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sometimes barking at people is the only way of getting the message through. Sometimes it’s baseball bats.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Feel like barking at some people. [It appears that the programming is working. Finally.]

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That’s OK, though, because the last slide has something like 25 lines in even smaller type. Excellent.

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Ahem. Fifteen lines of lightweight sans serif type, white-on-black, is almost unreadable. No excuse.

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We should all now imagine the sight of @GreenJ shagging a 70yo. It’ll help with lunch.

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@wheelyweb I haven’t seen @mumbrella’s complaint about Australian vs US representation at . I’m not noticing an imbalance. Thus far.

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