Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 5th, 2009

This is a prime example of why the world is wonderful. http://tr.im/xWZ9

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Anyone who hasn’t seen http://peopleofwalmart.c… really needs to. For some value of “need”. Kinda.

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Why am I telling you this? Who the fuck cares about the minutiae of other people’s gadgetry? Apart from losers, that is.

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@franksting I am not tweeting from the phone. I’m home now, can has computers. But I got the phone wet and now it doesn’t work.

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Home, BTW, and wondering if I can resurrect this phone after its dunking.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Apparently @stilgherrian has been silenced by moistness. [True. Moisture and phone does not mix.]

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I wonder whether he also gets that dimple when he’s doing a poo.

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So what’s keeping that @UnreliablePlatypus? Not masturbatimg on the bus again, surely? Not after what happened last time?

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; @SnarkyPlatypus; gym; very late lunch; remainder of Saturday TBA.

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@XMPieman While in Africa I just tweeted via SMS. It cost me a fortune in roaming charges! I should’ve gotten a local 3G plan in TZ.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ma compréhension est que l’équilibre sera restauré avec du gin, ou éventuellement avec du saké.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Nous ne devrions pas parler français dans l’après-midi.

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@recaffeinated I think a nautical theme adds a certain credibility to any venture, no?

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Do you want a mechanical cellphone? http://tr.im/xVrd I suspect I do.

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I believe that could be an acceptable arrangement, yes. I may have rolled out of bed by then.

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Oops! Bangladesh newspaper publishes story from The Onion http://tr.im/xVk0 as news. BBC report at http://tr.im/xVjU

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@kcarruthers The goat on a horse would be much better if they were running and it was a movie. I am disappointed. http://bit.ly/2W4kgc

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@mpesce True, that is the only Brad-esque python to be found. http://bit.ly/4LOrG Not this one though. http://tr.im/xVd1

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@drearyclocks Where did I go last night? Only Miyuki Hatoyama can answer that question! http://tr.im/xVaK

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@mpesce With respect to your python, you have been sold a pup. No such species, it says here! http://tr.im/xVaC

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@fridley ‘Allo. Yes, good to chat last night. Now I have to remember who else I spoke to so I can pretend to be polite to them too.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je pense qu’il est important de recevoir satisfaction grec. Il vaut bien la petite quantité de douleur.

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@mpesce What sort of self-respecting snake has a name like “Brad”? http://tr.im/xV9h

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It seems @seancarmody’s friend @marklauer has made some sort of pornographic pictures from economics. They move. http://tr.im/xV8O

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Committing an even better thought crime.

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@infoholic I don’t even know what vocabulary steroids are, but already I know that I want some.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Ma vie se révèle à travers un flot de chants d’oiseaux. Il est plein d’échouer. Et vous?

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@drearyclocks Hello. Are you the person I was talking to shortly before the asteroid impacts?

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Committing thought crimes.

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@starsnostars I do see that @firstdogonmoon has done a Fuckofftober t-shirt. http://tr.im/xV3r A shame I don’t get paid for this pimpage.

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Re-reading Crikey’s piece on @Respectember http://tr.im/xV1S wondering if it’s all an elaborate hoax. Also, I like Fuckofftober.

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Sun plan: With @ApostrophePong to Marrickville Markets now; something; errands on King St South; dunno; something else.

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@DDsD I’m only using the old thing while my current phone is recovering. Can’t be arsed doing sysadmin work on it. Not over GPRS. ;)

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The Nokia 6610 has internets! GPRS on a 128x128 screen. But no JavaScript, so no http://m.slandr.net or http://m.twitter.com alas.

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@dfg77 @CADbloke Ta. Last night someone pointed me to Andy Ihnatko’s thorough “Salvage Techniques for Wet Electronics”. http://tr.im/xYND

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Tweeting via SMS from this old scratched-up Nokia 6610 feels weird.

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There is evidence to suggest that packing the moist phone in silica gel overnight has been successful. I will give it another two days.

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@snrkl While 3 would unlock the old phone, trying to deal with customer service when @ApostrophePong no longer uses them is a PITA. CBFed.

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Oh, and Happy Father’s Day to all you gentlemen who managed to figure out how to copulate and breed. Well done. [pats]

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@lukefrombuzzle Well, a fail-free day would be nice, would it not?

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I gave up on trying to unlock the Nokia N90, ‘cos it appears it’s actually some proper secure process and I couldn’t be arsed.

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I will use this battered old Nokia 6610 in the meantime. Why am I even telling you this?

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Capitalisation and spelling FAIL.

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Discovering how I can unlock @ApostrophePong’s only Nokia N90 from 3 Mobile. The Internets are my friends.

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@seancarmody Hello. One can abolish only so many things in one day, one week.

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@OneRedSock Morning and/or evening. Have you departed on your journey yet?

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@WoollyMittens I’m not overly fussed. The phone is insured. We have a spare to use in the meantime. It’s only a phone. No-one died.

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@WoollyMittens Ta for the wet-phone-0rice advice. I’ve packed it silica gel instead. Was only a little water but hours before I got home. :(

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I am going away now. There is only so much fun you can have with silica gel, and I’ve exhausted it. [exit]

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Actually this is fairly attractive too. http://tr.im/xX17

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@smperris Ta for moist-phone advice. http://bit.ly/4jf2ho I’ve wrapped it in silica gel, hope it’ll boot tomorrow. Not fussed: insured.

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