Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 1st, 2009

Fuck. I want to link to specific things in the COFA Annual 2008, but I can’t because IT’S ALL ONE BIG FUCKING FLASH PIECE. Idiots.

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@ApostrophePong Of course I am not answering the phone. It’s the weekend. The sound is turned off.

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@ApostrophePong That COFA Annual 2008 is fucking awful to navigate. http://bit.ly/3fa8Lu How do I search for “shit gay incest melodrama”?

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@ApostrophePong I have no dinner plan, but I have just washed the dishes. Righteous!

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RT @ApostrophePong: Correction: gay incest melodrama with bad audio. [Correct, that was the full scenario.]

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@ApostrophePong I know, a student film night. But there’s anthropological value in the bad stuff. That gay melodrama was, erm, priceless.

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You should be able to see @ApostrophePong’s short film on the big screen on 17 Nov (Sydney). http://bit.ly/E9DnP

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Does this look vaguely sexual to you? http://bit.ly/1Xwez8

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@SnarkyPlatypus You would also like the “InstaDrunk” pills they featured on “Hyperdrive” recently.

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Can I just say that I think I’ve been giving ample warnings. You are all responsible for your own choices. Vinyl, or not.

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@pressdarling I am pleased that you’re not turned on by this. I’d be moderately concerned if you were.

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This photo is also several kinds of wrong. And furry. And wrong. http://bit.ly/4aR918

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@paulkidd Apollo is a stressed-out cat, so I shan’t kick him. But we have a surfeit of skinks this season. The colony is safe overall.

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There are some photos which, once seen, cannot be unseen. This is one of them. http://bit.ly/2xuzLz

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Excellent! That post is already the top Google result for “furry sex newtown”! @wolfcat is right, it will change the pub’s clientele.

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Well done, Apollo, you’ve caught a skink. And how it’s hiding under various objects you can’t lift. Silly cat. Thank you.

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New blog post: “Town Hall Hotel Furry Alert!” Shocking photo! http://bit.ly/3A7HBD

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New blog post: “Byteside Tech: the Dark Side” http://bit.ly/GDl6V

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@ApostrophePong Google has a “Contribute a better translation” link. That’s called “crowdsourcing” and it’s why Google makes a profit. ;)

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@wolfcat @SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong The tweets all made perfect sense in my head, so any problem is at your and.

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@ApostrophePong คือสอดส่อง! คือสอดส่อง! คือสอดส่อง! Slightly better, perhaps.

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I think I am finally inspired to write this client report now that I’ve got one of these. http://bit.ly/2FMOWu

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong Erm yes. “It is a trap!” became “มันดัก!” whic is then “It products!”? Makes no sense.

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@ApostrophePong โลกเป็นวงกลมใหญ่ของตาย. มันดัก! มันดัก!

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@ApostrophePong There us now an Unwired WiFi box at the Marlborough Hotel too, for what it’s worth.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed, I shall follow the cats’ example and power-nap rather than use the “special fatigue management medicine”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You say “Chemical enhancement time!” with such obvious glee. I think real sleep is what I need, though.

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“A couple of irritable banjo players fall asleep in a hospital waiting room.” http://bit.ly/MAybL HT @ApostrophePong

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Hmmm… I should not be feeling this much fatigue right now. This was not in The Plan.

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@nanopunk Ah, is there nothing which can’t be explained by a South park episode? http://bit.ly/16mcem Thank you.

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Oh fuck he’s got a harmonica! Does God have no mercy?

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Someone should try a dolphin sashimi stall here.

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Look, I know they’re organic vegetables, but that doesn’t mean I want to listen to tediously nasal- whiney folk-rock.

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Mobile: Marrickville Markets and back, slowly.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “It’s” is perfectly acceptable as “it has”. Macquarie uses “It’s been done” as a usage example, definition #2.

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@TurnbullMalcolm I suspect calling Peter Costello “the number one neo-liberal free market extremist” will haunt you. http://bit.ly/2h9jyd

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Communications Alliance’s reference architecture for NBN. Let’s define the terms! http://bit.ly/33uBnh

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That was a more or less successful 90 minute nap. Total sleep time now 4.5 hours. I feel approximately dog turd.

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Anyway, I might try to get a little bit of sleep so I can get SOMETHING done today. Sigh.

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@shermozle I think NSW would elect anyone who seemed 1. competent 2. not connected with the usual Sussex St suspects.

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Gawd, with NSW Labor even a fresh turd would be a clearer leader these days: at least a fresh turd is shiny.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Labor needs a miracle-worker to bring them back for 2011. Look at these odds! 4:1 against! http://bit.ly/3AFtPs

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Oh. Kristina Keneally is NSW “Planning Minister”. That’s why I’ve never heard of her. Who’d own up to that clusterfuck?

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Failure of Kristina Keneally to demonstrate sufficient leadership potential”? Indeed. Never even heard of her. http://bit.ly/3eTgq7

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And NOW is when I start getting sleepy. Great.

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Apropos of nothing except that I watched it last night, “John Safran’s Race Relations” is truly compelling television and on iView.

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@rod_benson Ah yes, I try not to think about how “well run” NSW is. I start getting images of knives and shallow graves and that’s bad.

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@smperris I agree, 3 hours is quite insufficient in the sleep department. Especially when sustained for some days.

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“20 of the most shameless cultural franchises” http://bit.ly/2IRl28 Some faves here, @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@rod_benson There’s usually very little play on a Monday. Now, feeling as I do, I daresay there’ll be little work either. This is a problem.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, je pensais devenir un groupe de filles populaires, mais qui pourraient fournir difficile cette semaine.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il semble que j’ai oublié comment dormir. Je suis en plein désarroi. Et vous?

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Pondering the state of play.

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@paulwallbank Alas, I don’t have the mental energy for cruel and unusual punishments for clients. Not today, anyway.

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Hmmm… Clients have not paid bills either. This will also prove very problematic.

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Emerges. And again, I got maybe 2 to 3 hours of sleep. This will prove very problematic.

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@BeauGiles @PeterBlackQUT Are you really my puppets, to that extent? I mean… seriously!

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“Ignore her. This time tomorrow she’ll be wrapped up under her Bananarama duvet cover.” Nice.

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Oh hey hey hey! Not THAT kind of chicken! “Subject change”, people!

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Deciding what to do with this chicken.

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Great. And now I’m Google result #2 for “gay incest melodrama”. This day is turning out perfectly. Ahem.

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Also, thank you to everyone who’s provided links to further disturbing furry sex photos. Jesus will thank you personally.

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@FortuneGrey Exactly, the site fails as a portfolio site! How do I contact the people whose work I like? Bah! Spank the lot of ‘em!

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RT @jamesfehon: My fave COFA experience…e a performance piece involving two male students & a large block of butter. [Now THAT’S art!]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Ah! @ApostrophePong tells me that film probably missed the deadline for the website. I’m not surprised.

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