Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 2nd, 2009

Dear Everyone compiling “Top for 2009” lists of any kind, THERE IS STILL A MONTH TO GO, YOU FUCKING FRAUDS!

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@AdelSali Oh, talk to @RNFutureTense, not me. :) I’m just passing on the message, but I don’t work for the ABC. Not after that… time.

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WTF is happening to WA law? Naming child offenders? “Limiting someone’s enjoyment” is a crime? http://bit.ly/50aD0d

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RT @RNFutureTense: HELP - yes you. I want to interview a few people about the images they choose to represent themselves online any takers?

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If you think Prada bears are important to your existence then, yes, I shall delete you from my contacts. There. Done.

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I am sure your ideas are fascinating and well thought, but please STFU and let the bus driver concentrate on his job.

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@JoshuaWithers Thank you for the offer, but honestly it’s just not the same without Fran Kelly and that tub of whatever it is.

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To those who doubt I can out-do Pyne in whining like a petulant schoolboy, I’ll post an audio file when I get home.

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@RNBreakfast Hugging you after you’ve been with Christopher feels a bit dirty, and I like it.

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Mobile again: Back to the village to record “A Series of Tubes” at 1430 then… whatever else needs doing at my desk.

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So ABC Radio National Breakfast dropped me in favour of Christopher Pyne? Anything he can do, I can do better!

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Is that the Coalition’s Internet censorship policy now? “If you don’t like it, look away.”

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RT @KarenMMiddleton: Tony will not be buying new togs. His advice to the Speedo critics: if you dont like it, look away.

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@carolduncan There is a key difference between “SEKRIT goat” and “sekrit GOAT”, however it’s classified.

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Oh, @abcnews says Senator Wong “lambasted” the Opposition. I think I need a diagram. http://bit.ly/7YbTk0

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Can has SEKRIT goat curry in Sydney CBD.

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@penbo Dear Sir, please stop publishing so many interesting things. I am trying to get some work done here.

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@Warlach An old joke: Q: What’s the definition of Truth? A: A 4:3 decision in the Supreme Court.

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Has anyone noticed that Joe Hockey is an anagram of Jokey Echo? HT a mate of mine.

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UK pub fined £8000 for illegal downloads over open Wi-Fi. http://bit.ly/5cOcKA

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Toying with the idea of doing another Christmas Day edition of “Stilgherrian Live”. Comments?

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Dodgy Chinese TV News ‘CGI re-enactment’ of Tiger Woods’ crash. http://bit.ly/5a6Im7 HT @Pollytics @scrivenersfancy

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RT @jg_rat: Porn study axed because scientists couldn’t find a man in his 20s who hadn’t seen porn. http://bit.ly/50zWya Anyone? Anyone?

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@stephenconroy Aren’t we such lovely people, correcting @penbo’s typos before RTing? We make him look professional. No.Wait.

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RT @penbo: I reckon a military coup would probably be welcomed by most NSW voters rather than the crap these cretins are subjecting us to.

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Such reprobates speaking on Internet content regulation on Sunday! (Scroll to Forum 5) http://bit.ly/6gcRhb

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RT @CastleJames: You turn into a stick-thin android. [I think I’m starting to get a little excited again…]

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So, @SnarkyPlatypus, what happens if you think of, say, Julie Bishop and amphetamines?

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: So does that mean thinking about say… amphetamines will make you lose weight? *ponders*

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ABC story warns even thinking about sweet food causes fat storage. Illustrates with cake. Ta. http://bit.ly/8OPIXV

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@benpobjie I’ve been doing rather a lot more radio recently. I think we must warn the citizenry.

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@benharrisroxas Yes, @RNBreakfast always has a couple not-so-urgent stories prepared in case it’s a slow news morning.

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RT @firstdogonmoon: Gold - You go Julie! “People are calling her The Cockroach,” one MP told ABC Online “She’d survive anything.”

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UK’s scattergun copyright lawsuits “more to do with making money… on a massive scale”. http://bit.ly/61kQMP

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Thu plan: Desk morning, client webby work; lunch & errands locally; who to interview for Patch Monday?; gym & dinner with a monotreme.

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@benharrisroxas It was recorded Tuesday, so nothing much I can change about it now. ;)

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Sounds like @RNBeakfast will try to fit me in before 0830 Sydney time, taking BitTorrent and Mininova. http://bit.ly/69A8UC

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“Historic Documents in Computer Science” http://bit.ly/4vMsYv

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Why does Google Translate translate “Sydney” into “Paris”? [Wishful thinking?]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Si les alliés de M. Sartor et M. Tripodi devenir, ensuite Sydney ne deviendra pas de Canberra, il deviendra un parc voiture.

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“Bonfire of the white-anters”? Who the fuck inserts these ideas into politicians’ minds?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Comme ils le faisaient à Canberra, maintenant ils faire à Sydney. C’est un drôle de monde. Et vous?

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Massive UK privacy breach: thousands of names, private details exposed. http://bit.ly/5oG3ak

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Nought to watch? Rowan Atkinson’s “Laughing Matters”, a glorious “lecture” on physical comedy. http://bit.ly/6TKp3P

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@JonoH Oh you know my avatar shifts and changes. The narwhal is complex to explain. Diagram? http://bit.ly/6WeY46

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@ApostrophePong I dunno that I’ll actually do anything with the rissoles. No vegetables, no energy.

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@ApostrophePong I think the hat may be the key. Although I might be distracted by rissoles.

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You know, @ApostrophePong, your new avatar is a bit wrong.

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@Sammygeec I haven’t been watching NSW politics, sorry. Been rather pre-occupied this week.

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And perhaps a moar bettor version, with visualisation. http://bit.ly/8FFeL [I’ve pimped this before, but you’ll learn.]

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J S Bach’s Toccata in D minor, from the Stylophone Orchestra of Great Britain. http://bit.ly/6LHhCa

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@iain_chalmers Please, Sir, stop letting the potential for truth get in the way of a good story.

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Sorry, yes @kaynerichens, 9 years. Plus 7 of abstinence makes 16 years since he started. I misread someone’s tweets. 12 a day.

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40,000 Es over 16 years is an average of nearly 7 a day every single day. For those of you without computers handy.

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@daiskmeliadorn Yes, why didn’t they call him “Mr E”? It’s a complete… Myster-E. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh dear.

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Apparently taking 40,000 ecstasy pills could be bad for you. http://bit.ly/8t7Snb

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Predictability, your names are @grantshow @lindsayevans @samhighley @jonoabroad @NickRynne, amongst others.

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