Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 15th, 2010

Think of your Twitter followers as remora. Scavengers who hitch a ride but don’t remove your parasites. http://bit.ly/oJKQR

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Once more in Newtown/Enmore, Virgin Mobile couldn’t deliver a clean call and I had to use Skype via a tethered 3G phone.

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RT me: “Patch Monday” podcast interviews organiser of Anonymous DDoS attacks on Parliament House. http://bit.ly/91wgyJ

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@ryanmoore3 Sorry? Are you saying Peter Garrett has sex with possums?

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Yes exactly @SnarkyPlatypus why is Alan Jones sucking up to Ian Thorpe, exactly? I can’t think of any sensible reason.

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Also, I don’t want Peter Garrett crawling in my ceiling. We probably have enough vermin up there as it is.

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@BernardKeane “Get your rosaries off my ovaries”? Well if someone would send me that day’s outrage schedule I would know these things!

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So why don’t budget airlines just offer discount liposuction in exchange for frequent flyer points? Der!

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Facebook users too stupid to realise they’re not logging into Facebook. http://bit.ly/c1uZhz

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Actually, can someone just send a 3-point shortlist of what I should be outraged about at lunchtime? Then I can just be angry to plan.

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“Hands off my ovaries!” Apparently I should say that because Kevin Rudd something something.

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“Stabby” I said, right?

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Also, Pauline Hanson? Who gives a fuck about the ill-educated ignorant redneck bitch? Good fucking riddance, I say!

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Right @vealmince if you want a contest over who’s the stabbier, you or me, well I am pretty goddam bloody stabby let me tell you!

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@jasonlangenauer I’m happy with “software engineer” if engineering-level disciplines are followed. UNSW teaches that.

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Frustrated by seeing hashtags I don’t understand.

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Dear Gail Kelly, I’m a Westpac customer too. I’m not Ian Thorpe. I don’t know Alan Jones. But can you just make everything good for me too?

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@peterhau You’re looking at the wrong scale. One Twitter account = one radio transmitter, I reckon.

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@peterhau I should mention that I reckon the term “social media” has become so polluted it’s essentially useless now anyway. It’s all wank.

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Hah! Commercial Radio Australia is promoting advertising on “radio, the ultimate social media”. Is that second-order snake oil?

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There’s a DA notice on 156 Enmore Rd for a new bar. The effect of the Cloverland Laws is spreading.

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Me in Crikey: “How I brought down the Parliament House website” re the Anonymous DDoS attack. http://bit.ly/dxPV2v

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; lunch; King St for errands; somewhere nice to read and write for the rest of the afternoon.

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@jeamland I don’t think it’s even possible to have TOO much fun when saying “Operation Titstorm”.

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Thank you for your sympathy @retrogrrl @ikostar @mtats and explanations @drjon @expectproblems @PointZeroOne

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Why do certain clients always want to have a meeting, rather than just read and answer the email with the few simple questions?

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“Patch Monday” also stars @coljac @AnonSA @crispin_harris on the Anonymous DoS attacks. http://bit.ly/91wgyJ

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“Patch Monday” podcast: “Tough titties: Govt sites stormed” HEAR organiser of Anonymous’ attacks. http://bit.ly/91wgyJ

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Crikey story filed! Whew!

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@latikambourke “Demonstrating chromosomes to primary school children” sounds illegal. Very illegal.

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Discovering all sorts of disturbing connections. I blame the internet, an specifically hyperlinks.

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I have the distinct feeling that today isn’t going to be terribly productive.

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@renailemay My comments are ALWAYS a victory for common sense! [I should link to something here. Something about goats.]

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@renailemay OK, I’ve bought into the whole “What is Anonymous?” thread at ITjourno.com.au and I feel dirty. And not in the good way.

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@renailemay In any event, Anonymous describes itself in terms of individuals and self-applied labels.

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@renailemay Please throw it open on a blog post so there’s room for more nuanced discussion that Twitterslogans.

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@renailemay I think your description of Anonymous in that article is fine. http://bit.ly/dhpr7D What alternatives have been put forward?

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Maybe Peter Garrett can install Windows 7 Phone in my ceiling.

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@SnarkyPlatypus En effet, c’est ainsi que je suis à la regarder. Il y aura beaucoup de destructions créatrices.

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Personally, since I won’t be getting a new phone until November, I really don’t care about any of it until then.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That IS a disturbing dream, sorry to hear that. I hope the day becomes less clouded for you.

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The consensus seems to be that I should just make up an opinion about Windows 7 Phone, if I can be bothered.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Demain sera fait une certaine réalité. Les pensées de cette réalité font qu’il est difficile de se concentrer.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai un sentiment d’étrange aujourd’hui. Et vous?

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Oh Christ, I suppose I’ll have to have an opinion on Windows 7 Phone soon. Do I have to look at it first, or can I just make it up?

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Typing an administrator password so Adobe can do whatever they like with my computer. Just like everyone else.

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Time to dissolve. Secrets will be revealed eventually. [exit]

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RT @antwillis: TV is like YouTube, but someone else decides what crappy home videos you watch. [Ttoo true.]

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Well, this has worked in the past… “Dear Gartner, WTF is a ‘magic quadrant’ and can I have one?”

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So @jeamland what do I do I have to do to watch these transvestites? And is there a government subsidy?

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@SimonBorgert If you ask ME for emotional support then your life is even more fucked up than you can possibly imagine.

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@latikambourke I truly LOVE the idea that the Usher of the Black Rod will help remove a magpie from you office.

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This is fucked. Why should Microsoft, one of the world’s richest businesses, get this kind of tax break? http://bit.ly/cwdj0h

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Dear Twitterverse, I am not your technical support service.

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I have avoided zucchini, ta @sophblack

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I am going to go home now, and buy vegetables along the way. I have no idea what kind of vegetables, so it will be an adventure.

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“Here’s a radical thought: let’s differentiate childhood education from dog training!” http://bit.ly/aGztoJ

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@jasonlangenauer Well when you deploy on a grown-ups blog platform, come back to me. ;)

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I would reply to the fine post about “software engineering” by @jasonlangenauer http://bit.ly/c7cPP4 if there was a way to post a comment.

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Why do you fuckwits at McAfee keep doing everything in Windows-specific formats? Think beyond your cubicle!

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