Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 16th, 2010

RT @rachelhills: Twitter is like the pub. Facebook is like your lounge room. [No, Facebook is like an Amway convention.]

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Annoyed with people who tweet links to some “social aggregator” instead of directly to the fucking thing they’re linking to.

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@Nickhodge Gnaomi’s head is actually held together with bandage strips now, after her “little accident”.

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Ah, this avatar is much more comfortable. And a great deal more liberating!

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@Nickhodge I do like “ceramic creature of the daisies”. Maybe that should be my bio.

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@Nickhodge In literature I have not traditionally been a gnome, but apparently I do emerge from a swamp in a book somewhere.

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@Nickhodge Look, when Churchill was out of sorts he could bomb Dresden or something. This is all I have!

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I see the hard-of-thinking still want to call their tofu sandwich a “burger”. Arsehats. http://bit.ly/aURiH3

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@ApostrophePong @smperris @SnarkyPlatypus A business letter doesn’t need any signoff except the signature after the call-to-action, surely?

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Laughing. Laughing at someone quite specific. Because they’re being a tool.

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@dananimal Thank you. If you have comments on “Patch Monday” I encourage you to add them “over there” rather than ephemeral here. :)

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I know journalists will get excited when an emergency unfolds, but logic should prevail, yes. http://bit.ly/dzLgnZ Ya, @wolfcat

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RT @therevmountain: AFACT welcomes the suggestion that Bethune be arrested for piracy, accordingly will sue ocean for allowing the activity.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; lunch; errands; afternoon spot to read & write. Sound familiar? Sigh.

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I see that Sea Shepherd’s Paul Watson is just making up laws again. Tool. http://bit.ly/aVepjG

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Peter Van Onselen: “Too many poor calls: Conroy should go” http://bit.ly/cKoEsL

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@ApostrophePong Surely any decent delicatessan will have bologna?

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@lucasng Cool, it’ll be good to see you again Lucas. BTW, Fairfax Digital set the hashtag as with an underscore. Twats.

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On Friday I’ll be at Media 2010 in Sydney http://bit.ly/4FqDYS liveblogging it at http://bit.ly/aORwzw

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“A history of media technology scares, from the printing press to Facebook” http://bit.ly/dbtO1O HT @NewtonMark

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@SnarkyPlatypus La codéine est mon ami très spécial. Et oui, remerciez votre déploiement de l’ogre de la destruction de tofu.

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Wed plan: Quietly map out the next fortnight’s work and clear the email backlog, and with luck enjoy a walk in the sun.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Il est remarquablement peu de douleur. Maintenant. Plus tôt ce matin, pas le cas. Et vous?

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Oh dear. I did not tweet a daily plan for Sun, Mon, Tue. I can only assume that all three days’ plans were completely successful.

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RT @grum: Then I want to be owned by chocolate right now. [There’s a movie to be made in there. A profitable movie.]

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@grum Nobody owns chocolate. Chocolate owns you.

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This is… complex. [exit]

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Get a train, Princess! sayeth the Monotreme.

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RT @duncanriley: I just registered with RSVP.com.au It’s time to move on. [Go Duncan Baby!]

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@Pollytics How come you’ve got tomorrow’s ABS releases? Isn’t that a criminal offence?

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@bengrubb Airport to Erskineville? Catch a train, Princess!

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Leaving your computer unaccompanied is dangerous sayeth the Monotreme.

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Dear Journalists, why don’t you understand even BASIC internet issues? http://bit.ly/d9seVJ Thanks, @duncanriley

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OH: Him: “Are you a betting man?” Her: “Erm, no I’m a woman!” Him: “Really? Where can we get pizza?”

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RT @jasonlangenauer: New blog post: Getting fenced in by porn: Why is losing. http://bit.ly/dqFlXt [I’ve just fallen in love.]

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@robbieg8s Agreed, I don’t quite get why mesh networks haven’t had more impact. Well, actually I do.

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OH: Her: “You’re incredibly lame, are you aware of that?” Him: “I’m not lame, I’m fantastic!”

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Sky News is talking about Joe Hockey pole dancing. And you think I’M a worry?

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@franksting In hindsight, “self-righteous tofu-munching turd” would have had better rhythm.

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@franksting Thank you. [bows] It would have been better if I’d not mis-typed other words, but hey one tries…

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@franksting I was told that @byteside hasn’t filler RSVP numbers tonight, so go for it, you tofu-munching piece of shit.

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@ApostrophePong I don’t think @byteside have a Wi-Fi hotspot while recording, but I may be wrong. We/they should fix that.

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Fox Sports 1 is currently showing old men in tuxedos congratulating each other while others applaud.

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@grum What? You’re asking ME to explain YOU? Are you sure you want to take this path?

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RT @grum: bangs … Perth PR and promoters … delight

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RT @grum: ignore … my … prick

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@Warlach The answer to your poll is YES obviously.

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Hey @byteside is recording tonight at Hotel CBD, Jam Room (level 4), so drop in if you’re at a loose end. http://bit.ly/uOLWs

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@Wyane For some reason, Ayn Rand has come back into fashion amongst young liberal-economics conservatives. I have no idea why.

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@jdub Could you explain further your doctrine of the vomitocracy? Also, may I subscribe to your newsletter?

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RT @Warlach: Finding myself attracted to @stilgherrian less now he’s gone and got his boobs out - I’m all about the mystery, me….

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I just linked to Andrew Landeryou too, so I hope you all appreciate my wide-ranging tolerance of diversity. Cunts.

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Or, direct to the photo in question of Sabine Wolff, Melbourne. http://bit.ly/9zX4xw Ah, those Young Liberals!

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“Babes of Liberal” is the reference. It’s part-way thru the slideshow. http://bit.ly/98cExI

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, that “Young Lib babe in pool reading Ayn Rand” photo was seriously weird. Who was she again?

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HMNZS Canterbury is an ugly lump of a thing, no? http://bit.ly/chmmc7

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@willemrt No, I haven’t actually been to an Amway convention, but I have a vivid imagination. Also, “Joe Hockey in Young Lib teen spa orgy”.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: The working week is nearly half over for me *cheers* [If anyone finds SP beaten to death later, this is why.]

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