Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 22nd, 2010

“The 9pm Edict” is going to be a few minutes late. Just think of me as your personal Channel Nine.

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@ozdj I barely use Facebook. Again, like @SnarkyPlatypus, I still keep the account open for those who seem incapable of using other means.

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Oddly enough @SnarkyPlatypus the keywords you’ve just tweeted exactly match the scatter of printed news stories on my desk.

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@JonoH Problem your end, Sir. My avatar is currently the Disapproving Narwhal, in grey.

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Trying to write an inspired script while not actually being inspired. This does not bode well.

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New “Patch Monday” podcast at @zdnetaustralia: Proving your identity online http://bit.ly/a3OC0v

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Home. Sweating.

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A price tag on a second-hand fridge reads “Les fur cash”.

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Mobile (briefly): Errands on Enmore Rd, then home again so I can prepare for “The 9pm Edict”. http://bit.ly/dn7LQJ

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“Patch Monday” podcast filed! Ping @engochick and roll out the melons and miscellaneous small vegetables.

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@purserj I am indeed rendering audio, using a button marked “render”. Mix and compress = render.

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Render render render render render render render render render render render render render render render render render render render …

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@alixjasmine I have to finish the “Patch Monday” podcast on deadline today, it being Monday and @zdnetaustralia having office hours.

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Hang on. Who said it could be 2pm already? THIS IS NOT FAIR!

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You’ve got to admit @SnarkyPlatypus they’re some very “special” sex scenes. http://bit.ly/3Iq40L

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“Ride me like a throbbing fish!” “Heave that harpoon hard home, Boy!” http://bit.ly/3Iq40L

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Dealing with telco upfuckage, part 1: Vodafone’s inability to… No, actually. This one deserves a blog post. Stand by.

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Telstra’s re-focus on customer needs is palpable, I reckon. A shame the helpful people have to work with fucked-up systems.

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Telstra’s “Hello I’m Michael on the Gold Coast” is being friendly and helpful. But will the change orders actually work this time?

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Dealing with telco upfuckage, part 1: Telstra continuing to bill for cancelled number redirection. Voice “recognition” FTL.

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Thank you @RossPoulton I’m glad you enjoyed “The 9pm Edict”. Hope I can maintain and improve. http://bit.ly/cb6Vn7

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RT @andrewbarnett: I would think [Adobe’s launch is] CS5, with a heavy emphasis on Flash authoring. [Seems likely. Version upgrade. Ho hum.]

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@franksting Adobe wants to control the news cycle for the US.

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@matt_Dasilva Please don’t send me further contextless Big Numbers or I may stab you.

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@renailemay Adobe sent an NDA with the invite. “The future of design and creative freedom”? “Exciting”? Yawn. Mocking blog post coming up.

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@ozdj For “feral goldfish”, think the rapid schooling of piranha but innocuous, stupid and no long-term memory.

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Tue plan: Primarily a desk day to to clear comms/planning backlog, here or elsewhere; local errands; gym & dinner w@SnarkyPlatypusypus

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@ozdj Ah yes. “Mashable’s flock of sheep”. Add TechCrunch. I’ve previously referred to them as “feral goldfish”.

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@franksting @renailemay I won’t go. Adobe haven’t explained why I should give them an entire morning just so they can pimp product.

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I am pleased to discover that the “Wobble” iPhone app demo is narrated by an Australian. http://bit.ly/bt30mf

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@trib You realise of course that I will now go through all your presentations looking for slides with Big Numbers. ;)

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@ozdj I was surprised to see @dannysullivan do a “wow” on that number. I have purged the rest from my memory. For now.

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@benrhughes It’s not about growth, but that a number in the millions isn’t especially big on a planet with 6.8 billion people.

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RT @deptofinternets: Why doesn’t the official Twitter blog have comments or, say, a “Tweet This” or “Discuss this on Twitter” button?

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Yes @ozdj Twitter just presented the graph. Fine. A bunch of easily-excited innumerates were the “wow” and “big” tweets.

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Exactly @damonism current estimates are 75M registered Twitter, maybe half are abandoned accounts.

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My point @benrhughes is that it’s not “wow”. It’s obvious given Twitter’s known user base and “a few per day”. It is not “wow”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SnarkyPlatypus Si vous possédaient au chat, à 6h du matin il demande que vous vous livrez à jouer.

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I’m at home at my desk actually @trib but my Twitterstream is filling with “wow” at the 50M tweets figure. I. Am. Getting. Very. Stabby.

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Nothing wrong with the graph @aramadge just the morons who think 50M tweet is “big”. Shows they haven’t even thought about it.

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Yes @trib my entire point is that Big Numbers without context are useless factoids for Arsehat Social Media Experts to use in PowerPoint.

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Tweets per person per day globally: 0.066. Most don’t even have internet, let alone Twitter, you fucktards!

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OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE PEOPLE! 50M TWEETS PER DAY IS NOT “BIG”! HAVEN’T YOU HEARD OF “MULTIPLICATION”? http://bit.ly/9vFVct

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I haven’t signed anything @DDsD so I can say Adobe’s “significant and exciting revelation” is Thursday morning 4 March Sydney time.

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Flash on Apple devices @blahjedi? Would Apple let Adobe launch such a thing alone? I think it unlikely.

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Oh. It’s a graph that goes up and to the right. And it’s about Twitter. We HAVE to go “wow”. Sigh. http://bit.ly/9vFVct

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@dannysullivan Um, why is 50M tweets per day “wow”? A few million people x a few tweets per day. Seems obvious? http://bit.ly/c3lvVK

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Le sommeil est un animal insaisissable hier soir. Apollon, pas tellement. Et vous?

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Hmmm… Will Adobe’s BIG SEKRIT LAUNCH really be so earth-shattering it’s worth signing an NDA for? Old-school control media FTL.

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In case you missed it last night, “The 9pm Edict” episode 1. http://bit.ly/cb6Vn7

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Too tired. Heat. Humidity. Etc. [exit]

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Thank you @kofeyh @wolfcat @purserj I hope “The 9pm Edict” podcast is of some value. http://bit.ly/cb6Vn7

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@PeterBlackQUT Thank you. My first Edict really was about making an effort to understand a political issue before adopting avatars.

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@renailemay I will take your request to be an interview guest on board. It is too late for a rational response beyond that.

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It is done! Episode 1 of “The 9pm Edict” is online! http://bit.ly/cb6Vn7 Enjoy.

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Hah! Good thing I just checked the opening of the program. I said “Wednesday” instead of “Monday”. God I love non-linear editing.

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