@bob_bain Hah! “Je suis arrivé” is “I am arriving”. Not Jesus. Yet.
Thank you @WoollyMittens @melanie_james it;s good to be home.
Home and unpacked.
Je suis arrivé en Sydney.
Boarding JQ423 OOL-SYD. How exciting.
Why it always me who gets “randomly” selected for an explosives chemical check?
@terrymo You’re right, it’s been years since I was in the Gold Coast proper.
Thanks @TimLovitt, one must be accurate with one’s sledging. ;)
How many fucking golf courses does one shithole need?
@SnarkyPlatypus Is there anything the Pointer Sisters can’t solve? #ks10
Hope Island Central is the 14th ugliest shopping mall in the southern hemisphere.
@adam_turner Indeed, well met! Will doubtless catch you soon. #ks10
Bus about to leave Sanctuary Cove for OOL. I think we need a school song. #ks10
I have finished my interviews. The bus to OOL airport leaves in 15 mins, according to the schedule. #ks10
New “Patch Monday (on Tuesday)” podcast via @zdnetaustralia: Is the cloud right for your business? http://bit.ly/5II0B9 #ks10
Oh dear oh dear. #ks10
Oh dear. #ks10
“Mini cheese kranskis wrapped in WHAT?” #ks10
Dear @theburgerman please do not be telling people how wonderful the Nippon Cub is. We do not want the great unwashed therein.
Winston Smith had to face his Room 101 in “Nineteen Eighty-Four”. Apparently we had to face “Room 543… Your Greatest Fear”. #ks10
@david_heath Hey don’t blame me for the mental imagery! Apparently the hot tub and the wet underwear actually happened. #ks10
Yay! “Patch Monday (on Tuesday)” podcast filed! Ping @engochick and somebody point me in the direction of the tequila! #ks10
@SnarkyPlatypus I will make enquiries as to whether the mental images of the hot tub match actuality. Maybe there shall be uploads. #ks10
Meanwhile, I’m hearing far too many disturbing stories about the pirate dunking session, wet underwear, and the hot tub. #ks10
Rendering the “special” “Patch Monday (on Tuesday)” podcast. I will be SO happy to file this in a few minutes… #ks10
Wed plan: Clear the post-conference backlog on my desk; local errands; story research; prepare & record “The 9pm Edict” podcast for tonight.
Chart: Global web browser usage: Chrome already to around 7% http://bit.ly/94xjKc
@SnarkyPlatypus La civilisation est un terme relatif. Vous dirai-je ce que je porte?
For some reason, whenever I return from a conference, my poo has a completely different texture.
Hah! @VoxofTLS has been pwned!
@SnarkyPlatypus Comment voyagez-vous ce matin, mon bon monsieur? Êtes-vous bien? J’ai survécu!
Folks who met me at Kickstart, do say hello so I see you and can follow you back, or not. I don’t routinely check new followers. #ks10
Emerges. Surrounded by cats.
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