Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 9th, 2010

RT @joshgnosis: This Google Instant search is going to be amusing. Conroy, for example… http://yfrog.com/569zwoj [Oops!]

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Preventing a run on the bank, Afghan style: beat customers with clubs. http://bit.ly/cnWIjG

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@riskybusiness I am to blame for many things. Also, people are stupid.

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RT @whatiris: Great thing about Twitter is it auto censors CC numbers! 4028 **** **** ***7 **/10 [Detects the checksum?]

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@sexenheimer Can we just check my contract here? I’m sure you now owe me some kind of termination payment.

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“50 Posts About Cyborgs” is what it says on the tin. http://bit.ly/d1aKNl

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Emerges, again. Hmmm…

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@AndeGregson There is a story, which shall be explained later.

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This does not bode well.

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The question is, where can one find some Christian teen virgins at this hour?

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@NineSortJam It is not possible to know of everything in the world, even only the good things. One must let go.

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When I read about Dan Savage, who I’d never heard of until now, I realise that I’m simply too polite. A coward. http://bit.ly/9AN2ex

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@no_filter_Yamba I have no idea. Life’s too short to worry yourself with “varieties” of potatoes.

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I pulled the yellow handle.

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To prevent madness setting in, I might re-pimp @ApostrophePong’s next short film and suggest you support it. http://bit.ly/beDUZH

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If you keep doing that, you’re going to get confused with that other bloke.

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Kill me. Kill me now.

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Someone rescue me, please. Please.

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No, Blue Monday of course. It was inevitable once I saw them arrive.

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OH: “Are you talking about eggs? Eggs? Oh no, I’m really not in the mood for an egg drama.”

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I must admit, the intro to “The Outer Limits” was rather cool. http://youtu.be/uNhi8Poa… Ping @ApostrophePong

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Audio files of the 1935 radio serial “Flash Gordon” http://bit.ly/c7WiQN Ping @wolfcat

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@wolfcat The 80s movie of Flash Gordon has the line “”People of Earth, you must heed my warning!”, can’t find any hits on the originals yet.

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@CPKHarris Nah, “Mars Attacks!” is 1996 while HHGG originated with the radio series in 1978.

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Earth Vs The Flying Saucers (1956) “People of Earth, attention. This is a voice speaking to you from thousands of miles beyond your planet.”

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@khendar This Outer Limits ep has it in the text attached. The video isn’t playing for me for some reason. http://bit.ly/9z4jrK

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@wolfcat We have established that HHGG was not the first. Do try to keep up.

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@ApostrophePong I think that talk of “spicing up your cavity” is wrong, or at least best left to the Young Liberals.

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“Attention, people of Earth: I am Ambassador Phantom, from the planet Krankor!” Prince of Space, 1959 http://imdb.to/a1KiW0 HT @jono_mcmano

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Mind you, MR. BARLEY: “People my foot! They’re Democrats!” Some things never change.

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Nope @jonoabroad @NereadersDigest not The Day the Earth Stood Still. Script at http://bit.ly/cTiilV

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“People of Earth your attention please. This is Prostectic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planet Council. As you no doubt…”

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Well @James_Jeffrey @richardthewatts I think it was well before the Vogons in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, but that’s a good start, ta.

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Hmmm… Where did the salutation “People of Earth” originate, I wonder? It clearly goes way back.

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People of Earth, as soon as your “analysis” tries to explain things in terms of “Gen X” versus “Gen Y”, I will assume you’re a fool.

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@senatormilne We need a live webcam showing every step of your water feature’s construction. This IS the 21st century, after all.

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True @deptofinternets it’s a Goat on a Cow… on a T-shirt! http://bit.ly/a3OoUK I should probably listen to Radiolab too.

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@bgosford Just a gentle shower, which is almost over. I may go for a walk after it’s done.

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@nickgilbert You’re quite right, it probably is “à Enmore” rather than “en Enmore”. Oh well.

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Il pleut en Enmore.

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Je suis une pomme de terre qui a été bouillie trop loin, apparemment. Je vous remercie, intervenants de l’ABC.

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Mobile: Enmore Rd; King St; lunch; remainder TBA.

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RT @TinkersDamn: Is milfpreneur acceptable? [To some, but probably not to me. But I can check.]

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RT @nanopunk: I want to be a “‘humpreneur’ [How do you mean? Like this guy here http://bit.ly/cHrm1M …?]

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Thank you, I have around ten “I also find ‘mumpreneurs’ patronising” replies. I shall henceforth poke people who use this word with sticks.

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@firstdogonmoon You’re coming to Sydney? I shall start erecting barriers at the airport.

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Would I be the only person who finds the word “mumpreneurs” patronising?

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Judge: No, court will not re-schedule rape trial to suit needs of football player. http://bit.ly/dom0AM HT @deptofinternets

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Comprehensive update on NBN status on @phildobbie’s “Twisted Wire” podcast. http://bit.ly/9ljrwG

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“Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case”, a real police story http://bit.ly/de771u

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Stop. stop. Stop it you people. Especially you, @nanopunk. But generally, just stop it. Stop it now.

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RT @mel_is_hiding: It’s probably more important that they don’t flag sex toys as “not tested on animals”…

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That of course makes it sound like I’m in the mood to buy sex toys right now. I should probably stop now.

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OK, so there are phthalates, which would be nasty. Ta @benpobjie @Gmelvi. But the mention kinda ruins to mood for me.

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You know how there’s some questions that you just shouldn’t ask, because people will answer them? That was one of them.

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Is it really necessary to mention in your advertising that the sex toys you sell are “non-toxic”?

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