Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 19th, 2011

Apparently it is not Tuesday. Well, except for Americans, but like I give a fuck.

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Inasmuch as anything is, yes.

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Spelling is Fascism.

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Except maybe for Germaine Greer.

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Saying something is “before your time” is no excuse for ignorance. For everyone, the majority of everything happen before your time.

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I thought the whole point of the Sydney Festival was to scoop you useless cunts out of our village and dump you in Circular Quay.

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Putting your hands down the back pockets of your tight black jeans and wriggling does NOT make you sexually appealing you useless hipster.

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Going off piste.

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We now have The Australian Protectionist Party. http://arseh.at/3ht So Australian Protectionist they didn’t register an Australian domain.

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I have not plugged my ears with beeswax. [Coded message, shoosh!]

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@NickEvershed It’s be “monomath” rather than “unimath”, if you wanted to avoid mixing Greek and Latin roots. And I don’t see why not.

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I would have thought it tasteless to describe oneself as a “polymath”. Maybe if others used the term, but…

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Also 100 years ago, Eugene Ely invents naval aviation in San Francisco. http://arseh.at/3hr

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Thomas Edison’s 1911 predictions for 2011. Very, very wrong. http://arseh.at/3hq

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Eddie says that broccoli is bad for you. http://arseh.at/3hn

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@thisworkinglife I just say that ‘cos the focus of the article may not be what you think it is. Or, of course, I may be guessing wrong.

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@thisworkinglife I missed half the headline, but either way it doesn’t give the full flavour of the article. Critique after reading?

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Nice work in “Web wars soon to embroil corporations”, @BernardKeane http://arseh.at/3hi

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Mobile on errands: Enmore Rd; probably King St; Newtown station; Town Hall station; Sussex St; reverse that journey back to Newtown.

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Wet rain-soaked cat smells like wet rain-soaked cat. Also, rolls on notepad, shreds pages with claws.

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RT @gnoll110: 70% of people think polls are accurate, 30% think they’re not, and one person thought that sample sizes are too small.

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Met at Crikey: “Forget Steve Jobs, Apple’s rolling in cash” http://arseh.at/3hd [Paywall’d? Free trial anyway.]

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I’m not so sure, @engochick. Only 23% of statistics are made up.

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The very best kind of statistics? Complete made-up statistics.

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RT @lexiphanic: “Across the land”, true, but what about the sea? Online media has 20,000% higher oceanic penetration than traditional media.

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I really don’t think we need a twibbon [ugh!] to “raise awareness” of something that’s already in every news bulletin across the land.

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In Iowa, whatever you do, don’t mention that cows eat grass. http://arseh.at/3h6

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“Oz disaster recovery: sloppy or paranoid?” from @darrenpauli: Will your backups actually work? http://arseh.at/3h2

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I have yet to start the most intense phase of househunting, @jplonie, but another possible strategy has emerged too, but I can’t tell yet.

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Crikey story filed!

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Wed plan, belated: Write for Crikey; early lunch then errands; plough through a large number of small tasks at my desk; evening TBA.

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@craigthomler I knew I should have dialed in to the conference call rather than just listening to the stream. That’s a rather good question.

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RT @craigthomler: So how much are Apple contributing to addressing world poverty I wonder. Other than supporting Chinese factories.

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Apple’s main problem last quarter: inability to ship iPhones fast enough to meet demand. Such a terrible, terrible problem.

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Apple has a mere $59.7 billion in cash reserves. Just so you know.

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@barrysaunders Transgendered people WTF? No, I commented publicly on a matter I know nothing about, instead of STFUing. And I got it wrong.

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Still embarrassed that I did a Greer yesterday.

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Apple announced record revenue, record net quarterly profit. http://arseh.at/3gy Analyst call starts in 5 mins at http://arseh.at/3gz

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Well, Wednesday. This’ll be good.

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