Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 9th, 2011

Oh. Sloth time needed.

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The old Chinese businessman sitting alone orders his second bucket of six Carlsbergs and lights another cigarette.

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As expected, the first thunderbolt struck at 4pm, and the rain began moments later. Laksa, iced lemon tea, dodgy lounge music.

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Oh FFS can I actually exit the hotel before being approached by a rent boy?

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Off in search of a much-needed and much-delayed lunch. I’ll respond to questions and comments later.

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Right. The Federal Hotel is opposite Plaza Low Yat, “Malaysia’s largest IT lifestyle mall”. arseh.at/kxa

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@miss_shiny From memory I can return to the wonders of alcohol on 21/9.

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Me at CSO: “MD5 password hashes are dead: Rainbow tables win, two factors for all” arseh.at/kx9

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Right. Federal Hotel Wi-Fi is on an SSL cert that expired two years ago. Pwnage here I come… Sigh.

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It’s a sad indictment of civilisation when your choices are being screwed by David Thodey or screwed by a Malaysian cab driver.

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Actually no, fuck that, it’ll pull down the maps via data roaming. Taxi ripoff is cheaper. Far cheaper.

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Turning on GPS.

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These interlocking freeways make no sense and/or the cab driver is ripping me off something chronic.

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Mobile: Cab to Bukit Bintang; check in Federal Hotel; lunchseeking; remainder TBA.

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I so want a beer right now.

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@grantshow Oh, so like “Hot Tub Time Machine then… [nods] No, wait.

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@grantshow A film? Like what happens if a small amount of oil is poured onto a pond to combat mosquitoes? [thoroughly confused]

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@grantshow Wow. There’s so many potential avatars on that page. arseh.at/kx6 If I knew what an “avatar” was.

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“Donald Trump Loses Libel Lawsuit Over Being Called A ‘Millionaire’”. Tosser. arseh.at/kx5 HT @peterjblack

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Just introduced to a marketing person for a certain company. She: “Are you on Twitter? Sorry, or course, what sort of question is that!”

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@mukimu Yep. Kaspersky has provided very good food. I’m now on my own until Monday night, and looking forward to exploring KL some more.

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@mukimu No, no beer for me. Somehow you’ve missed my continual whinging about that. arseh.at/kuz

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CSO story filed! Pondering potential lunch venues. Methinks I’ll head to Bukit Bintang and check in before that though. Maybe.

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RT @stephendann: Are you at the conservative party thinktank again? [I take part in many weird activities, but even I have my limits, Sir!]

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I really am meant to be writing. Why am I continually distracted by sadomasochism and sex with sheep?

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RT @unsungsongs: Renew Australia will be advertising for a GM next week… suggestions on where we should advertise it? [S&M forums?]

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@Gomisan @mpesce If it involves sex with sheep, well, you have to move pretty quickly to beat… um… no, hang on. Forget that.

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“Let us spend a moment together thinking about the Opposition leader’s testicles.” arseh.at/kx1

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Bugger the business centre. It’s much nicer here in the hotel foyer, watching the wandering punters while I write.

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Migrating from my room to the hotel’s business centre, ‘cos I must check out but also get this article written.

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@mpesce Is “ewedar” like “gaydar”? Like, an inbuilt ability to detect when someone wants to have sex with sheep?

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@LiaTimson Hah! My plane is Monday night, remember? Methinks editors might like to hear from me before Tuesday.

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Fri plan: Write for CSO; move to Federal Hotel, Bukit Bintang; work on “Patch Monday” podcast”; dinner with some locals.

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Friedday. And look what happens when I don’t set an alarm! Almost 0930! Oops. I’d planned on having written something by now.

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Methinks that’s enough for Thursday.

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Tomorrow includes writing, changing hotels, and a bit more writing before declaring it Weekend. That seems a good day.

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@fictillius There was no evidence of ping pong shows that I saw, no. But I cannot speak for anyone else. But also… We are not in Bangkok.

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“Say goodbye to digging under wire bras”, says the email I just received. Um, OK then. “Goodbye.”

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Back at the hotel. The Gap shall not be explained. Certain Members of our tour have also disappeared into the night, somewhere.

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