Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 11th, 2011

@PeteDotAscian I’ve seen too many startups reinvent the wheel (badly) ‘cos their “developers” have no connection with the community.

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@Maab Not a dislocation, I don’t think it’s called, but when a rib isn’t seated properly. The Nice German will fix it tomorrow.

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RT: Me at CSO: ‘Aussie “family” social network fails security basics’, with @jeamland @maharius arseh.at/lis

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RT: Me at Crikey: “Turnbull’s NBN twilight zone — give the man a cigar (Cuban of course)”arseh.at/lirh

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Less than 24 hours until my shoulder is put back into place, again. I believe I have enough vodka to last until then.

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Video: “I’ve got the Faggot King here…” Ah, Keith Floyd! youtu.be/pVHbWHGVYaU HT @mrtonymartin, kinda.

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I will now distract you from the potentially dangerous topic by showing you some healthy food. arseh.at/liz

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RT @miss_shiny: Depends if you’re Russian or pre-pubescent. [OK, so there was… oh, um, never mind.]

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A litre of vodka really isn’t very much, is it.

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Did you see how self-controlled I am these days? I didn’t use the c-word at all just then. Not once!

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OH FFS THEY ARE NOT A MYSTERY GUEST IF YOU PUBLISH THEIR NAME IN THE PROGRAM GUIDE YOU STUPID ARSEHATS!

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RT @R_Chirgwin: At least there are supplies for the fireplace… [Also, vodka.]

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I really do think 2C is an unacceptable minimum temperature for tonight.

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@franksting I strongly recommend that if they offer you anything to drink that you politely refuse.

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Me at CSO: ‘Aussie “family” social network fails security basics’, with @jeamland @maharius arseh.at/lis

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Oh, we’re going down to 2C tonight, are we? “Bonus.” No, no-one said that. I was just hallucinating.

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Not only does Crikey leave in my gratuitous meth-blasting reference but writes witty headlines and everything.

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Me at Crikey: “Turnbull’s NBN twilight zone — give the man a cigar (Cuban of course)”arseh.at/lirh

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@jeamland Oi! Just pick up the phone… or shall I phone you?

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Oh. Maybe I’m not going to Canberra after all.

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So yes, I will be in Canberra tomorrow.

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@AchillesOfSyd Incitement to violence is a crime. Add the magic word “terrorism” and I could be in the interrogation room rather quickly.

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No @S7U @Joseph_Hanlon buggerama is not a crime. Well, mostly. DO I NEED TO DRAW A DIAGRAM?

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@susan_m I would never imply the slightest threat to POTUS. US Secret Service guys I’ve met were gentlemen. I’d like to keep it that way.

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Shit. I think I just committed a crime. Buggerama.

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RT @Gartner_inc: 700+ CIOs and IT leaders now registered for Gartner Symposium/ITxpo on the Gold Coast… [Terrorists, here’s your chance!]

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“Get your numbers right, NBN Co tells Economist”, by @R_Chirgwin. arseh.at/liq

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@purserj Reading the transcript, but yes… admiring @TurnbullMalcolm’s glorious rhetorical tricks… as always, I’m impressed.

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“Cuba”? Oh FFS…

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Tue plan: Writing; plan tomorrow’s Canberra trip; more writing; possibly head to Sydney to reduce tomorrow’s transit times; more writing.

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@R_Chirgwin Yes. There is this amazing thing I have, called a “clock”… [Careful how you type that.]

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@R_Chirgwin The Canberra thing is tomorrow, so I’ve got time to figure out how this’ll work.

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Chewsday, with a lot to chew upon…

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[Yes, I checked my email. Yes, I’m heading to Canberra for a thing on Wednesday. But I won’t re-map my schedule now, I’ll pour vodka.]

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Rule 637: If insomnia strikes don’t check your email lest you find someone’s scheduled you onto a trip to Canberra. Tomorrow. Dear God.

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