Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 2nd, 2011

Oh this is just a bit wrong.

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Good. It’ll be worth sticking around. Though it could be a while yet.

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Recording the script.

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Thank you, @jonoabroad, but I have obtained alchomahol from a proximate vendor.

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Right. I’ll need alcohol for this next bit. It’s traditional.

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Still editing audio. And I reckon you’ll have a special little surprise later this evening.

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“He’s the greatest. He’s fantastic. Wherever there is danger, he’ll be there.” youtu.be/PrM0E9pag8E

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Also, this vox pop audio is insane. Far too many gay references and something like 40 people talking about their heroes.

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Oh dear. Designer to my client just now: “To re-position text I’ll need the virgin unmolested image please.”

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Here we go, @dannolan @robbieg8s, seems it was indeed me. “Are we missing the bus on Gov 2.0 data?” arseh.at/84w

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You are not helping, @RealNickHodge. Nor you, @mpesce. But goodness me this does look handy. arseh.at/otb

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Editing the vox pops from last night’s CBS Interactive Xmas Party. I think some of these people might have been drinking.

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@MichaelTunn Or it’s done through cut-outs, call centre gets a job supplied with database and script by dodgy client.

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@MichaelTunn Some dodgy call centres / workers use the databases they legitimately have access to for extracurricular purposes.

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@MichaelTunn @Da_Meerkat Your web browser reports your operating system to every website you visit. No trojan required.

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Erk. 1985’s “desktop publishing revolution” caused every arsehat to imagine they were a magazine designer. 2011 has iLife. Movies. Kill me.

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@signalio You’re making an assumption there about why I found the site interesting. I’m just enjoying the window to another worldview.

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Thinking that most of my conversations with @michaelmeloni should probably be stopped before they’re ever allowed to start.

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@signalio Well, I have only one word in response. Bathtubs. That, and fiction or jokes don’t need a sign saying “fiction” or “joke”.

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@franksting You weren’t selected to be everyman. You just happened to pop up in two sequences that I decided to include.

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@signalio Probably more to the point, I simply don’t care whether it’s “fake” or not. Shakespeare’s characters are fake and OTT too.

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@signalio I’ve certainly met guys that age full of bravado and bullshit. It’s extreme, sure, but within the bounds of possibility.

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@signalio By which I mean there really are people that stupid. It doesn’t take that long to find them either.

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@signalio That’s a bold assertion, and based on a demonstrably false assumption.

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@jkerrison @DaniBevins @karalee_ Thank you, though the podcasts were actually quite easy to assemble.

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OK, so “Texts from Bennett” is TOTES OARSUM! arseh.at/ot7

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No, @ireckon @SusanLambe, it’s from today’s @firstdogonmoon cartoon. I’d say it’s rather good but, you know, his inflatable ego etc.

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“We will decide the things the public don’t want and the circumstances under which they don’t want them.”

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This tram will save me.

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General agreement that (certain) younguns have no stamina.

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@samthebridge Sorry, Samantha, VAST SEAFOOD LUNCH wins today. Next time?

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Passing Atlassian. With luck no-one will see me.

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Finishing this beer so I can go to lunch. Oh don’t judge me. You bloody well want to do this too.

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Dear Arsehat Prime Minister, fuck you and your “hard work” mythology. How about SMART work for a change? Your happy-slave-be-free crap irks.

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RT @NickHodgeMSFT: JavaScript in all the animals [Best advice I’ve seen all day.]

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@Telstra Thanks, Greg, but I know an overloaded cell when I see it. Alas, we must endure until capacity is increased. /cc @snerdish

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@snerdish @Telstra Sydney CBD has been shit generally for months, with peak loads around lunchtime and from 4pm, it seems

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@snerdish @Telstra My understanding is that it’s not backlink contention but the data capacity of the cell. Shannon’s Law etc.

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@therevmountain @expectproblems Baffled by “This American Life” as sacrament. Also baffled by artificial limits on spectrum of language use.

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Stanley Kubrick. New York. 1940s. That is all. arseh.at/os0

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Attempting to use @Telstra Next G at Wynyward. As usual, failing. Because ping times of 70 seconds generally cause upfuckage and grief.

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RT @expectproblems: Nothing worth podcasting was ever podcasted without the F-bomb. [Wisdom AND truth.]

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Just finished a great interview with eBay’s global privacy guy Scott Shipman for the “Patch Monday” podcast.

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RT @stryqx Are you at the ALP National Conference? [Oh dear God no! I have enough of a battle with depression as it is!]

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RT @monkeytypist: Cows? [This is probably cows are far more cunning that people realise, as the song says.] youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI

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I wonder who invented bacon and eggs. I think some research is in order.

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Arriving at Urinal Station, Sydney.

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RT @sspencer_63 “Somebody’s going to die here” - Rudd arriving at (he was referring to the camera scrum. I think.)

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What a Cavalcade of Stupid.

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Mobile: Errand on foot to Oxford St; Museum station; train to Wynyard station; walk north along York St; 1000 record interview.

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@melissapierce You’re not familiar with the ICMP ping protocol then? For shame! arseh.at/oru

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So who’s paying for me to go to RSA in SFO this year?

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@engochick It’s OK. I’ve seen “The Princess Bride”. several times.

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There’s a wonderful Mr Bean moment in that video, actually, but I haven’t had time to find exactly where it is.

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Video of yesterday’s panel “Bringing the Cloud Down to Earth” arseh.at/oej

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@PointZeroOne No, the CBSi party was not the Facebook thing.

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Too many tweets from last night to respond to. However my audio from CBS Interactive Xmas Party will emerge within 36 hours.

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Fri plan: 1000 record interview York St; 1200 meet accomplice; 1230 Watterson PR lunch; remainder TBA, because there are options.

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@jasonlangenauer By “help you with the stabbiness” I mean, of course, that the stabbiness will be increased.

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@jasonlangenauer I have sent you a thing via internet letter that will help you with the stabbiness.

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RT @sylmobile: Companies should have a corporate photo album at their reception desk. [Just like brothels do?]

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Well, that seems to have set the tone for the day.

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When I say “much better”, it’s not in the sense that there isn’t still rather a lot of pain and discomfort. Just, you know, fuck yourselves.

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Friedday, although my doctor says that grilled would be better for me. Grilledday. [nods] Much better.

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Continually amazed that if you thrust a microphone into people’s faces they just tell you whatever you ask them. Good audio from tonight.

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