Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 31st, 2011

The Meaning of Life, Part 1 post.ly/4egxj

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Who are all these people?

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RT @SirLiberal I have some mates in nswpol. They’re of the view that 90% of their job is psychiatric care. [No argument.]

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When I suggest she has the patience of a saint, I’d have had the Glock out by now, she says “You have no idea…”

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Watching a @nswpolice officer stopping pedestrians walking into traffic. She’s very patient.

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OH: “We love home [Ireland] because everyone’s so nice, but we love [Sydney] because there are jobs.”

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SoYoureJayce Jamiroquai is Gen Y’s answer to Boney M. There, I said it!

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@SydneyPicks Shoosh! Don’t tell people about Chat Thai, it’s hard enough to get in as it is.

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RT @abcnewsSydney: Family fireworks light up Sydney. [In other news, Sun rises in east, water flows downhill etc.]

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@jplonie No, I’ve been told my Thai is more like a nervous hotel manager.

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Oh you’re all watching television, how quaint.

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Oh God, that waitress screeches Thai like a fishwife.

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Note to self: New Thai place on Campbell St called Yok Yoi. Investigate.

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Oh of course there’s still a queue at Chat Thai. Shall I wait? Just 10m of Campbell St feels like Bangkok.

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And I’m really shitty ‘cos there’s so much material I had ready to include. Left out some of the best jokes.

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WTF? Haymarket on a Saturday night is normally vibrant. Tonight it’s like the zombie apocalypse has struck. Deserted restaurants…

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Ejected. Discarded into the street like so much refuse.

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Submitting to Authority.

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And the lights were just turned up bright. Arseholes.

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The word “crematory” should be “crematorium”. Didn’t spot it during the edit. Poo.

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Oh look! “The 9pm Edict” episode 17. Happy fucking New Year. arseh.at/q6j

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Name and shame time. The pub is the C Bar (Chamberlain Hotel), corner of Pitt and Campbell Streets in Haymarket, Sydney. Cunts.

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So now the pub has said that they won’t stay open until 10pm as advertised, but will call last drinks at 9.15pm. More podcast fodder.

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So, there is music in the background. No way of editing without it showing. This is one-take time.

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Fuck it. I’ll record what script I have here in the pub after N schooners and a packet of crisps and the non-presence of unreliable friends.

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What word starting with C describes a pub that closes its kitchen at 7.30pm Saturday night because they had a quiet spot?

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Hmmm. My schedule called for me to have started recording by now, not still in the city waiting for Certain People. Maybe 9pm was a dream.

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Oh well played, @RealNickHodge, but I suspect we’re the only ones who got that joke.

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I’ve just discovered that I’m not a party in Sydney where Pseudo Echo is playing. Why was I not informed?

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RT @drueyjay: “Poor”? arseh.at/q6f [It’s good to see such great reportage.]

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This script is coming along exceptionally well. It’s developing just the right balance between bitterness and extreme bitterness.

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RT @leslienassar: My New Year’s Resolution is to not get angry at all the stupid things you do. [Sounds dangerous. Repression is unhealthy.]

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Special place in Hell now reserved for websites that add to copy’n’paste their “Read more at [URL]” message. FUCK OFF I CAN DO IT MYSELF!

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Thank you, God. This is all such inspiring stuff. Thank you for delivering these people to me. All is proceeding according to plan.

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OH: “Nick will you fuckin’ finish that so I get get you a fuckin’ tequila slammer?”

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OH: “We should have this beer and go to somewhere awesome.”

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OH: “Hit on that hot bitch, bro.”

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Oh. A temporary nightmare, caused locally by some arsehat with a car and shit for brains. I predict there’ll be more of that a little later.

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Oh look. Victoria Rd inbound, approaching the Anzac Bridge, is what we in the trade call a fucking nightmare. Is something on tonight?

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@joshsharp One assumes, therefore, that @twistory has access to someone else’s deep archive? I should ask them, I suppose…

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Mobile: Short walk; M52 bus to Sydney CBD; eat, drink and observe briefly (it’s research); return to Ryde before the mayhem begins.

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@JLLLOW @Asher_Wolf I can’t remember @tscribe offhand, but @twistory claims to dig back to the beginning, or almost, for most.

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@JLLLOW @Asher_Wolf There’s a service @twistory that’ll archive tweets for $1 a month. Also @tscribe, free but I noticed problems lately.

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@JLLLOW @Asher_Wolf Sorry, I’m coming in part-way through, but was there a specific need for an archive of your own tweets?

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@DeanBarnett I don’t disagree. I’d even argue that all public transport should be free, rather that just for one-off stuff.

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Sydney Buses has a special NYE ticket available from 3pm. Unlimited travel through to 9am for $6 / $3 concession. arseh.at/q6e

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@Offbeatceremony Feel free to insert your own grammar into that last tweet. I know I did.

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@Offbeatceremony That’d the that breach right there in that blog post.

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New blog post: “Talking Stratfor hack on Perth radio 6PR” with audio and @jasonjordan arseh.at/q6a

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Technically speaking, I am currently committing a breach of the NSW Listening Devices Act 1984. Just a little bit.

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Don’t tell anyone, but one of the things I’m writing could possibly turn into a podcast that could possible appear on the internet at 9pm.

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@ataraxite And there is not a single word in that sentence which surprises me.

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@ataraxite Yes, that’s the usual process of denial. It also explains a lot about something something witty insult about your education.

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Oh dear. PM’s Christmas Message was pretty bad, as I dissected on “The 9pm Edict”. arseh.at/px4 You’ll LOVE the New Year’s Message.

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Sat plan, unordered: Finish 3 blog posts; shopping Sydney CBD and Top Ryde; a little reflection; a little writing; clear desk; clear mind.

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RT @leslienassar: Coles is trolling Twitter by selling Easter Eggs in December. This is just like Egypt.

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Here be Saturday. For the time being.

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@benmoretti Yes, VLC wouldn’t done the trick I’m sure, but I didn’t have the stream URL. That was hidden in a Silverlight [?] controller.

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