In fact that’s made me so angry I’m going to take a break so I don’t take that anger into my 2100 recording.
Fuck, I’m MASSIVELY appalled by that attitude! “Oh, it probably won’t work so why bother?” With human life? What a complete and utter cunt!
@DrjftGaming You have evidence for that claim? You have a problem with increasing the odds of someone’s survival? Or are you just a cunt?
RT @jplonie: Rest easy that at least it will be on YouTube 2 mins later. [Good, as long as the important things are covered.]
RT @michaelneale: I am sure that people standing by letting you die will be entirely due to lack of first aid knowledge. [Oh gee ta.]
My question for you, yes YOU tonight: Do you know how to perform first aid up to CPR? No? So, you’ll fix that tomorrow, right? Good.
… which makes me shit-scared that if I ever have a heart attack or stroke or get injured that’s the end of me, as the clueless stand by.
I’ve been in so many situations like, say, someone needing immediate first aid where I’ve been the only on nearby who knows what to do…
That’s frightening, @hopeinhell. I mean, there’s nothing dish-specific about knowing how to clean an object!
RT @hopeinhell: i had a 24yo housemate who didn’t know how to wash dishes.. she’d hold one end of a chux cloth and swirl the other on them.
I grant you the point about cultural differences etc, @smperris @helenperris, but it still scares the shit out of me. I despair.
Dan Kaminsky @dakami reckons there’s 5 million hosts vulnerable to the nasty new Windows RDP attack. arseh.at/t9j
People can reach adulthood without knowing how to cook sausages and potatoes? Jesus wept!
@trevoryoung I ask in all sincerity. Why do you even need ANY of those things in your life? /cc @loupardi
RT @ozdj: Read to the end. Great sign (not withstanding the spelling). twitpic.com/8xw90u [Also, BACK UP YOUR GODDAM DATA!]
Setting fire to things.
@garthk Well, you could just stick with something more realistic in terms of where they sit in the social hierarchy, like “kitchenhand”.
@garthk If you do feel the need to wankify it into another language, then the original Italian “baristi” is almost bearable.
@garthk Bah! You’re speaking English. The plural of “barista” is “baristas”. It’s the wankification into pseudo-Latin that’s uncouth.
In fact, the cool thing is that it’s security-aware guys explaining issues that almost every internet user should have a think about.
Three months later, the “Patch Monday” podcast security wrap for 2011 is still a damn good listen. Lots to learn. arseh.at/p6o
@Bridie_OD Please just hand that stuff to the police. They’ll get it back to her, and also make sure banks etc are notified and she’s OK.
RT: Me at @CSO_Australia on the launch of the Cyber Defence University Challenge. arseh.at/t87 Jeff from Alice Springs is unhappy.
@crispin_harris Thank you for the typo-spotting. That’s been fixed now.
@NewtonMark “Stop the tape!” can be a powerful edit technique. In hindsight I should’ve done a full explanation of N-factor authentication.
Just confirmed: “Patch Monday” podcast will cover that nasty Windows RDP security hole with @ChrisGatford @caseyjohnellis and some canvas.
@NewtonMark Hah! I don’t know about needing a shower but I was certainly amused by Art Coviello’s “four factor authentication”. #patchmonday
@caseyjohnellis And doesn’t that show the dodginess of those damn things!
Also, if I can think of some way to make life more miserable for everyone with minimal effort, I’ll do that. An infographic, maybe.
Sun plan: Whimper, and hope the heartburn that destroyed the night does not return; feel sorry for myself; produce “Patch Monday” podcast.
I think that, as a society, we should rise up a kill every single person who’s assembled random factoids and called it an “infographic”.
@hannahcommodore SMEG as “social media expert guru” is reasonably established now, don’t see how adding “head” would improve. /cc @piawaugh
Erf. Ill.