Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 12th, 2012

OH, 15yo girl: “And then they [laughs] handcuffed him.”

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Going for it like an ostrich at a brass doorknob.

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OH: “I didn’t realise it was Easter until Monday night.” It’s so good to stay in touch.

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Thank you, Irish Times, for today’s best headline. memex.naughtons.org/archives/2012/…

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@rickwallaceoz @petedavo_au So, you know the difference between a “discussion” and a “plan”?

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I still haven’t organised a haircut. Tempted to ignore friends’ advice and just get a crewcut as usual.

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RT @bhaverty: @stilgherrian Zsdlkiggeho? [I couldn’t have put it better myself.]

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@WSJbreakingnews So did Kazuo Hirai actually use the word “mojo” at ANY point?

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Jesus, you can tell when someone had too many bad drugs on the weekend.

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Whoever just tweeted this, yes, this is the way to deal with telemarketers. youtube.com/watch?v=kK6Ut0…

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@joshgnosis This plan must be fast-tracked. Mind you, @jonaholmesMW had some media bloke use “space” 85 times a minute this week. Poor sod.

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Scotch Finger biscuits have made you weak and ineffective.

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I don’t know what “refarming” means. Is that an English word? French?

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@stufromoz @SnarkyPlatypus That entire concept explains its own downfall. I shall ponder it no further. Even with cheap ammunition.

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@stufromoz @SnarkyPlatypus “Musical theatre credibiity” is a thing? Goodness me.

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RT @ScottRhodie: Ultravox Vienna. Pure win. [True. Here’s a link. youtube.com/watch?v=m9WdUg… Enjoy.]

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It would appear that this parliamentary inquiry has entered The Twilight Zone and none of the MPs have realised it. I hope they’re proud.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I acknowledge your tweet but having nothing clever to say in return.

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Ladyfingers has posted one of their infrequent but brilliant posts. theladyfingers.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/cliche…

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“but god john taylor is sooooo hot in this vid, i honestly believe, that if i could have any man on the world, i would have him”

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RT @en_gy: Looking up a dirty old widow…

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RT @NickHodgeMSFT: Why is the out-of-time reverb of the hi-hat sent to the far right of the mix in “Kids of America”? [Communism.]

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Is Cardinal Pell mentally ill?

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Explaning for at least the second time why this client shouldn’t keep emailing me their credit card number.

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OH: “I’m nice, fat and cuddly! You can’t have a skinny husband.”

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I think I shall go mobile now. I shall be vague about my location, progress and destination.

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We need to set up a special forces unit dedicated to the assassination of arsehats who promulgate misleading “statistics”.

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RT @laltmann: Study: 82 percent of kids under 2 have an online presence lnkd.in/m5Hdsa [Disingenuous. Ten cherry-picked countries.]

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Not only are adult writers not paid properly these days, child labour seems to be the go now. Who’d this arsehole be? thesourcebottle.com/query.asp?iid=…

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RT @GreenJ: i think Twitter should close down the comments. [And the retweets. Just make the retweets stop.]

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RT @BernardKeane: News Ltd has just called me to ask if they can interview my dogs on why they think wireless will make the NBN obsolete.

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Thu plan: Research for feature article interspersed with errands to Newtown/Enmore and possibly a haircut; evening TBA.

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Previous tweets HT @PointZeroOne @BernardKeane. In my enthusiasm I didn’t squeeze you into the 140.

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David Chalke: “The real reason the Baby Boomers invented everything is because we are the eternal optmists.” WTF? abc.net.au/catapult/inter…

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Journalism, lesson 54: Someone, anyone, mentions wirless growth. Run headline “NBN is obsolete.” Do not quote ABS statistics, ever.

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Ah. I see. The second person I turn to when designing a complex data network. A pollster. saxton.com.au/david-chalke/ As you were.

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Apparently it’s possible to do everything on a 4.5-inch screen. Just everything. Is Quantum’s David Chalke really than much of an idiot?

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Quantum Market Research’s competitors should run this story as an advert. “We’re not stupid like them.” news.com.au/technology/nbn…

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Actually, the data networks tweet was unnecessarily partisan. Why do politicians imagine they know more about everyhting than field experts?

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RT @kellyoxford: If weddings were for couples there would be men’s wedding magazines. (via @expectproblems)

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BernardKeane Labour cost growth yfrog.com/g03fvnuj & tax per yfrog.com/kgp1rdtj6tro since 1985. And yet business complains about this govt.

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When I’m planning a complex data network the first person I turn to, every time, is a backbench conservative MP.

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Fursday, belatedly. Well, for you anyway. Some people were luckier.

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