Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

June 2012

It appears there is no need to whip the staff quite yet.

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Ah yes, my Inevitable Wine has arrived. With an apology for it not being here to begin with.

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Having my status recognised.

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I am so happy with the continual display of intelligence in the Sydney CBD that there is no need to stab anyone.

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Everything is wonderful.

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@NewtonMark I saw in the @abcnews story that you’re a “technical engineer”, so you’re not the other kind. This is reassuring.

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Starting to froth, just quietly.

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When you don’t look things up on the internet for yourselves then baby Jesus starts to cry.

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RT @mpesce: Do we need to ring the Poison Control Centre? [Only if I start frothing at the mouth and muttering unintelligiably.]

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I think I’ve accidentally taken a triple dose of CBF this morning.

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I sometimes wonder whether @daev is slowly becoming a Stepford Wife. And sometimes I just wonder.

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@dobes @TheGlobalMail That’s right. And just as American students have boozey vacations in Cancun, Australian run wild in Palmerston.

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@mpesce These “atomise individuals”, that’s done with a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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@rycrozier The purpose is to sate the secret listener’s lust for power and control over every detail of their realm.

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MT @TheGlobalMail: Is New Zealand becoming Australia’s Mexico? [What, a multi-bilion-dollar meth business and endemic drug murders? Sure.]

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@rycrozier So you’re really saying a PR operative set up an illegal telephone intercept? That’s more than just “poor form”.

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@feed_the_chooks I can’t say their names out loud. They might Manifest here. Right here. That would be a Bad Thing for everyone.

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Newspaper opinion writters seem to be on far stronger drugs than I’ve ever been able obtain. They’re so screechy-paranoid about everything!

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@SnarkyPlatypus If you’d have been at the pub too then you’d know how very, very wrong even the merest thought of that idea is.

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@jonoabroad No. I’m not going to explain it. I’m going to sit and watch you fuck it up and I’ll laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

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There is evidence to suggest that I was at a pub last night.

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Ah, I get it. Thursday.

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OH: “Cessnock? It’s probably not your fault. It’s an accident of birth.”

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RT @kofeyh: @stilgherrian sounds like a crappy app.

OH COME ON SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT.

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I just can’t wait until people’s colostomy bags start tweeting their fill level hourly through the kolost.my iPhone app.

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RT @barrysaunders: @stilgherrian price is no object. [I am advised that when it comes to procuring children it never is.]

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Putting my theory to the test.

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There can’t possibly be any harm in having just one more beer.

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RT @barrysaunders: I’ve spent all day []REDACTED]. I feel like a 12 year old. [I’ve no idea where to procure one at this hour sorry.]

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RT @vociferousmadam: @stilgherrian Swedes can’t swear! [This can’t possibly be true, surely?]

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OH, clean-shaven old bloke in the pub to fully-bearded old bloke: “There’s some Greek women with beards like that, mate.”

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IKEA is self-satirising, @screelman.

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RT @screelman: Can’t help you with Finnish, but could help you with Swedish cursing. That way you can offend people in IKEA!

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Clearly I must learn to swear in Finnish as well as Thai.

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@mikko @juhasaarinen Swearing is fascinating. I must write up @ApostrophePong’s practical jokes in Thai with non-native speakers.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian Slut. [I beiieve the correct term is “audience development”.]

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@juhasaarinen @mikko @w_nicht Thanks for Tosiaan and links. I’ll explore once I’ve explained why Telstra shouldn’t export our web logs.

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Oh, sorry, there was a new fan at the pub and he introduced me to someone and drinks were bought.

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@nphair Well @theprojecttv was phoning around late morning to find talent, but if they couldn’t get anyway the story can’t run.

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@juhasaarinen @mikko Seriously, though, I found it fascinating that Finnish seems to be sideways from every other language on the planet.

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@juhasaarinen @mikko Gentlemen, with the deepest respect, they are not actual words. They are the result of a long, long vodka session.

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RT @leslienassar: What’s Black Caviar’s position on TPVs? [Small drawing, bottom right of every TVP card issued since 1 December.]

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Why do I suspect that something unnatural is going on between the Prime Minister and @firstdogonmoon?

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RT @chrisjrn: @stilgherrian I bet nobody ended up watching it :/ [Yeah well I wasn’t there, obviously, but they must be taught a lesson.]

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So who ended up going on @theprojecttv tonight to talk about the Telstra mobile web tracking thing?

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@mpesce Oh for sure, I come in VERY handy duri… I mean THEY become very handy during the holiday season. SEKRIT PLUM FAIRY SKILLZ.

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Sure, if I had to choose the most appropriate tool for policy development in a modern complex democracy, I’d have chosen Twitter.

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@mpesce I am but a humble plum fairy at the end of a long and stressful day. Plum fairies are, to tell the truth, rather useless.

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So, a theme is developing here, isn’t it.

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MT @GrahamPerrettMP: Julie Bishop was blocking Mal Washer’s passage … [No! No I can’t read any more of this tweet!]

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That reminds me. I never wrote up the full comparative analysis of my with @Rove’s the following weekend.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Fisting as opposed to shafting, methinks. [Given my invention of Twitterfisting stilgherrian.com/human-nature/f… yes of course.]

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Fairfax now has a “digital first” strategy? Well, yes, I recommend some gentle finger work to relax us before the full shafting…

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@garystark @_LeonieGSmith If you’re going to speak disparagingly of the caper then I’m afraid I’ll have to ask you to step outside.

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@lomantik Thank you. But I really just tweet the stuff that happens in my head. Well not all of it, obviously. @miss_shiny

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@mikko @juhasaarinen Also, Australian experts would never develop a word that long. Too much effort.

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Oh yeah. Google Translate. So, @mikko @juhasaarinen, what differentiates a hupputakkihakkeri from any other hoddie? The grim determination?

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@mikko @juhasaarinen So, simply “hood-wearing hackers”? We did a tiny look at Finnish in my linguistics course, but that was before WWI.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian I assume anything north of the Arctic Circle is vodka slush. [If not, why not? Ping @mikko @juhasaarinen]

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@bastardsheep Yeah. We all worried about nanobots doing the grey goo thing to the whole planet. Who knew it’d end up being the Grey @smeg?

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I don’t actually know what means but given @mikko and @juhasaarinen I assume it involves reindeer and too much vodka.

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So it’s true, @mikko. Hackers wear hoodies. Or balaclavas. Or both. pinterest.com/mikkohypponen/… Or is it just ? /cc @juhasaarinen

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RT: Me at @crikey_news: “‘It’s how we connect’: Telstra and the spy sites mystery” (No, I don’t either, but I’m tired.) crikey.com.au/2012/06/27/its…

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@sirneggles I grew up on a dairy farm. I think I’ll be the judge of what to do with cows. stilgherrian.com/50-to-50/03/

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RT @Rubenerd: Still no word about my phone data. Been almost 48 hours since I paid the bill! [Don’t worry. It’s in Chicago.]

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Your fixation with haemorrhoids disturbs me, @miss_shiny.

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Fuck the cows, I say.

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@_LeonieGSmith It just arrived. It has a cheesey creamy sauce, and what look like chopped chives.

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Yes, corned beef is an agreeable choice.

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RT @Dr_Craig_Wright: @stilgherrian Come on…you make at least as much hot air as I do :) [Well yeah there is that…]

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Antlers, what can’t they fix? instagr.am/p/MXs9wXCFqL/

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So while you lot have just been sitting there contributing to global warming, I’ve showered and dressed and caught a cab into the village.

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As the sun sets, it’s finally warm enough to take off my clothes and have a shower. Will I then have enough energy to go to dinner?

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@BrigadierSlog Thank you. No need to rush, though, I don’t think I’d be able to get UK speakers sorted for this week’s episode.

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@BrigadierSlog Oh my email address isn’t secret. It’s all over the shop. stil@stilgherrian.com does the trick. As do the spam filters.

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@BrigadierSlog Well, my brain is too fuzzy to take all that in right now, but I’ve made a note to have a look tomorrow. Thanks.

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@nanopunk Yeah well NOW who’s the size queen, eh?

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@BrigadierSlog Is there really anything new and different about the way that happened though? Wasn’t it just the same thing scaled up?

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@nanopunk @Prohairetic @BundyB @PointZeroOne I could really go one of those intergalactic grub things right now.

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Clothing, @GreenJ? I always thought tha wast the Member for Mackellar’s natural outer derma?

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@BrigadierSlog Is Natwest RBS still essentially the same IT management upfuckage as before, or is it a new and different kind of upfuckage?

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@BrigadierSlog Ah yeah, sorry. There’s no “Patch Monday”podcast this week. I fucked up my planning. In hindsight I was quite the idiot.

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RT @PointZeroOne: @stilgherrian do you know something we don’t? @Prohairetic @BundyB @nanopunk [Quite likely, I imagine.]

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Yes, @johnthelutheran, I’m sure I can work an e into there somewhere. It’s more efficient that way anyway. Sorry, what?

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I have determined that it’s currently too cold in this building (“The Studio”) to have a shower. I’m now waiting for faster-vobrating atoms.

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@BundyB @PointZeroOne Look you may mock @nanopunk now, but in the future she will keep you all safe from the intergalactic worm things.

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RT @kcarruthers: @stilgherrian do you remain unwashed & undressed whilst using ‘cyber’ twice? [Yes. Yes I do.]

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Using “cyber” in a sentence. Twice. So it’s even better.

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Me at @crikey_news: “‘It’s how we connect’: Telstra and the spy sites mystery” (No, I don’t either, but I’m tired.) crikey.com.au/2012/06/27/its…

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Schrödinger’s email.

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RT @BernardKeane Phillip “it” Ruddock now rises to claim vindication [You forgot the bit about gnawing on the flesh of infants.]

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It’s 1500 and I still haven’t had that shower, but I’m going to open up that email anyway. We can all be unclean together on the internet.

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I’m still not sure why Ms Rinehart is presenting in Question Time but I’m sure Twitter will make that clear as we go along. It usually does.

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“Fairfax. I thought it was so bad I bought the company.” No wait.

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Gina Rinehart attacked Earth Hour? Now that’s the kind of woman I could love. No, I’m not drawing a diagram.

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RT @BZB Why is Sarah Hansen-Young in the Chamber? [Ballast.]

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Sod it. Addictive alkaloid stimulants before any of that.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus @stilgherrian Email requires cleanliness. [Depends on the email. And the recipients, surely?

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@TelstraTim I live by the motto about writing that’s at the top of my website.

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The firewood has been dealt with. So shower then open email? Or email first?

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I didn’t write that joke.

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A collaborative effort has yielded clean things. And now I must, um, help with the firewood.

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For my next trick, I shall make Banksia Cottage look a little less like I trashed it.

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@TelstraTim Oh no, that’s quite OK. I don’t need Telstra “clearing up” my opinion as I’m writing. Here or Chicago. ;) I’ll shut up now.

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@TelstraTim Thanks. Any poor analysis can now be deflected with a “just as this story was being filed…” ;) I wouldn’t want your job today.

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@TelstraTim Thanks, Tim. Do you know roughly when that was posted? Just so I correctly word the tag I’m about to add to the story.

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Story filed for @crikey_news. Meanwhile, I turned down @theprojecttv because I have another thing to write and can’t get into Sydney today.

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I suppose unshaven, unwashed, wrapped in a blanket, is right and proper for writing about Telstra tracking and exporting web usage data.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian You need more coke and hookers. [THIS GOES WITHOUT SAYING WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING ALREADY?]

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In a cottage in a forest, unshaven for days, unwashed, wrapping myself in a blanket to start writing. Journalism, the glamour profession!

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s 4.9C here at @bunjaree, the eucalypt scrub suffused with fog. Much like this photo from last time. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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Wed plan: Write for @crikey_news; bump out Banksia Cottage; plan Sydney vs Blue Mountains schedule; shopping; write blog post; stay warm.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Le monde est encore dans le chaos, mais comme bien de la crème fouettée il devrait commencer à raidir aujourd’hui.

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I’ll also confirm that there won’t be a “Patch Monday” podcast at all this week. I’m thinking civilisation might just be able to survive.

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Before I plan the day I’m writing a thing, to myself mostly, explaining how both “Patch Monday” and my @CSO_Australia article went bad.

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It’s two hours until sunrise. Hello, Wednesday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oui, je suis rapidement arrivé à cette conclusion.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je trouve qu’il est très difficile de sortir du lit. Et vous?

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So, Tuesday, is this how it’s going to be?

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Banksia Cottage attained. Collapse imminent.

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Not at all stabby.

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All that clever research reduced to a single out-of-context factoid that marketers can stick in their presentation. Sigh.

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@maxcelcat Oh, that. I’d assumed that vanished long ago, to be replaced by some sensible sort of spam controls. Sigh. As you were.

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Feeling better about my embarrassing mistake, a mere oversight, now that I’ve seen an embarrassing lack of industry knowledge.

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@BobGrrl I beieve you’ve just proven my point. @GeordieGuy

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@maxcelcat I don’t understand. If they don’t tweet, why does it matter if you follow them or not? Then if they do start, you’ll see them.

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Please stop confusing people with facts.

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Well, only in sufficient quantities.

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@jturner_ibrs @GeordieGuy I think it’s fairly safe to say that I haven’t lived full stop.

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@vanderaj Do not discount the power of dropbear dung.

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RT @GeordieGuy: @stilgherrian who uses default ringtones? [People waste their lives thinking about choosing ringtones?]

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Dear Samsung, could at least SOME of the Galaxy S III’s ringtones sound like a phone, not a yoga teacher beaming in from Planet Dolphin?

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1. I am an idiot. 2. I have emailed off a fix. 3. I have just opened a beer.

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Oh! Dropbox had a MAJOR failure early June? cso.com.au/article/390939… Yes, great example. I’ll use that. Saw “6 June”, didn’t notice “2011”. Poo.

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“That’s interesting,” I thought. “Have there been incidents?” I went looking. Mitt Romney’s Dropbox hacked? cso.com.au/article/426880… Nah…

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So, last week there was a security “webinar” warning about using things like Dropbox, and also some IBM people talked to us about it…

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@GreenJ At this stage I don’t care if the pig can’t fly. Just being able to stagger down the hallway and puke in the bathroom would be win.

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Sow’s ear, meet silk purse.

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Making urgent telephone calls.

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How the fuck did I not notice that in choosing Dropbox security examples, I picked the wrong one to use? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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So, the @CSO_Australia thing I wrote that I linked to is based on an incident a year ago, not a week ago. Ta, @damncabbage @iain_chalmers

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There is a reason that writers need good, informed editors, and I have just provided a classic example. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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Now… what was I doing…? Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah. Me at @CSO_Australia: “Prepare yourself for more Dropbox-like security disasters”. cso.com.au/article/428526…

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Making damn sure it doesn’t end well.

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This will not end well.

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Encoding my replies.

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Decoding the messages.

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The carbon tax seems to have screwed up PC sales too. zdnet.com.au/idc-blames-car…

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It was easy enough to produce the “Patch Monday” podcast before we had a carbon tax.

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Facing the ugly reality of it all.

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Pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt pfzzt BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG crash oh.

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It’s like all my ideas are V-1s, and I haven’t realised that they’ve invented radar-controlled anti-aircraft guns.

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Pausing to reconsider.

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Something about sausages and the media.

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@perissology @ReachOut_AUS (Right now it’s got to be a topic that I mostly have my head around and can prep fast for a 1-person interview.)

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@perissology @ReachOut_AUS It’s rather a good idea, actually, and noted to follow up, thank you. I couldn’t get my head around it today tho.

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That whole 29 minutes of quietly sobbing plan is starting to look like the best bet at this stage.

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Dear Hat, if there is still a Rabbit down in there somewhere, could you just move it up a bit so I can reach it and pull it out?

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That moment when you realise your plans were fatally flawed from the very beginning, and you wish you’d realised it at the time.

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So I’m up to Step 4 in the previously-announced order of play, and all three podcast ideas have crashed and burned in front of me.

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Stressed, annoyed and disgruntled, all at once. At least Churchill got to bomb Dresden.

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@fivewalls @beneltham @dannolan If you prefer to read off paper, fine, but FFS you lose your “content” if your house burns. Have backups?

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@fivewalls @beneltham @dannolan Sorry, WTF does ANY of that bleating have to do with the quality of the news or novel you’re reading?

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@beneltham @dannolan I once wrote a thing about the paper fetish, in the context of books and bleating novelists. crikey.com.au/2009/07/21/lit…

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Every writer who conflates “journalism” with “newspapers”, the process with the factory and distribution mechanism, should be slapped HARD.

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So have people notcied how @BernardKeane’s drugs have kicked in?

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So, you lawyer types who follow me, any of you are or know someone good with workplace privacy and surveillance law?

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@matt_levinson @piawaugh Yes I am glad you put the word ‘secret’ in scare-quotes because otherwise I would have to kill your entire family.

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Jesus, almost use a sachet of decaffeinated coffee by mistake. Why do hotels even do that?

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No, I’m not talking about anyone’s damn products ever again. Unless you say that everything is cool and awesome their heads explode.

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Did I just see a commercial Twitter promotion that was, essentially, “Feeling down on Monday? Buy more stuff!”? Yes, yes I did.

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Hint to politicians regarding the asylum seeker thing: the issue is NOT about your re-election chances but being human. Try to imagine that!

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Why did I ever agree to do a podcast that had the word “Monday” in the title? Was I drunk?

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I am noting all your suggestions. The order of play will be: 1. this coffee; 2. long hot shower; 3. read news over breakfast; 4. production.

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“A good start”?

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BTW, it’s like this every day for producers of live talk radio. We’re on in three hours and have no idea what we’re doing… Two hours…

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@sylmobile @bleeters @R_Chirgwin Patent battles? That would require talking to lawyers. On a Monday. I get to charge extra for that, right?

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Or maybe an episode that’s just 29 minutes of the sound of me quietly sobbing, with traffic heard in the background.

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Would it be acceptable to do a podcast that’s just reading out your tweets about football and Egypt? Oh no, that’s right, that’s television.

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So I’m doing “Patch Monday” podcast from scratch today and I don’t even have a topic. Should have set an alarm. OK, getting out of bed now.

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RT @clutterbells RT @Gizmodo Why Spotify didn’t exist in the ’80’s. Hilarious. gizmo.do/gt3w

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Monday? But why? Surely there’s another way?

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R_Chirgwin Son’s bad pun: “They should replace Death’s scythe with a vacuum cleaner.” Me: “Huh?” Him: “Then you could be Dyson with Death”.

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@TV_Rev @TV_Rev Again, thanks. As I say, it’s mostly just tribalism, plus the IT industry’s limited worldview.

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@TV_Rev Thanks. And it generated more angry comments and complaints if bias than any previous episode too. Tribalist fuckwits FTL.

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Since the last two weeks of “Patch Monday” have worked well when organised on the day of posting, I’ll do it a third time to prove the rule.

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Previously-mentioned thing obtained and consumed.

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Seeking the previously-mentioned thing, which I know can be found nearby.

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Still no inspiration for podcast topics. I think I might have to resort to an Inspirational Laksa.

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