@bastardsheep @Fossilcrox I cannot help you there. I am not going to be in or near the CBD.
Being trolled by Sydney Ferries.
So even I wouldn’t have done the Enid Blyton line. Before sunset.
@peterjblack Rock on, Pete!
I continue to he astounded by things.
Stelarc is still a thing?
Placating a dog.
@oberonsghost Is there another kind?
@PointZeroOne Ah, I was betrayed by Client Ux. He was Norwegian, I believe.
I am the very Paragon of waiting patiently. #reallydifficultcode
@Andrew_Zammit DF not DM. I has confuse. Also, thanks for the astounding compliment yesterday.
@PointZeroOne Um, thanks. Perhaps I didn’t make my question clear …
This Obelisk! instagr.am/p/OdJwPwiFuN/
Who is this? instagr.am/p/OdJnsSCFuF/
Can someone in Hawaii please track down @expectproblems and, like, just slap him a bit? Ever so thanks.
How frequently are Sydney Buses buses meant to be washed?
Here, Clover! Come on, Clover! [whistles] You can do it, Clover! Jump! Jump for the voters! instagr.am/p/OdIqtxCFtT/
@nomadiquemc Yeah most of what @paulwallbank writes is wank. That’s why @technologyspec won’t give him his own menu item.
Yes, the Laundry Negotiations have delivered a favourable outcome. I shall now take a bus from Broadway to Circular Quay.
So @paulwallbank is pointing out things again. This time property arsehattery. It won’t end well. bit.ly/NONaMS
maxcelcat Has anyone seen my stapler?
RT @acaderama @SnarkyPlatypus hey if everyone on the Right was like KK we’d have an awesome party. [Yes, Kerry-Anne is much underrated.]
So when you say “conflicting news” about Syria, you mean “unsubstantiated rumour” because “news” is fact-checked. Yes? Remember?
Visionaryck So the VP of #Syria is either in Beiruit, in Jordan, In Syria and in danger, or hasn’t defected at all? Is that what we have so far?
Beware. Pod Person. instagr.am/p/OdDgRbCFpA/
I have left my MacBook Pro in the hands of a “genius”. Apple does IQ test these guys, right ACCC?
Drink deep, Stilgherrian! instagr.am/p/OdBqpViFnJ/
This calls for a beer.
Laundry is a complicated concept, apparently. But persistent negotiations have delivered an acceptable compromise.
Thaitown looms instagr.am/p/Oc4Ot-iFtd/
Extensive #ri clustering on platform 7!

RT @NewtonMark: @stilgherrian @SnarkyPlatypus WordLens app on the iPhone. What’s a “SNIFF PLATYPUS”? pic.twitter.com/4Yw6Ejln [HAHAHAHAHAHA!]
@R_Chirgwin Your BNF notation needs work. ;) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backus%E2…
@michaelneale I’ll be on QF11 tomorrow week, so do please let me know how they dispose of you.
“If you see something, say something.”
Clearly some will make the sacrifice if these asteroid impacts are to be properly targeted. They’ll be hailed as heroes, so there’s comfort.
@thornae I know of no song called “Velocity”. It is by…?
Prediction: Just as the media bleated every normal thing that now happened “on Twitter”, they’ll bleat object made on a 3D printer.
Cosmopolitan Westmead instagr.am/p/Oc0Lo_iFql/
Velocity instagr.am/p/Ocz3-5iFqb/
“Dural”? Is that one of the new asteroids?
@SnarkyPlatypus Je jouis dans la possibilité de passer le reste de ma vie avec des abrutis.
RT @umairh: …I wonder what term we’ll use to denote the inescapably faux-diverse uniformity of a 3D-printed world. [Fashion?]
Ah yes, the OS X summarising service! Thanks for the reminder, @shainsingh tuaw.com/2008/11/19/mac…
Erm, do you mind stepping back a bit? instagr.am/p/Ocx0CdCFo0/
Crossing the Nepean instagr.am/p/OcxpORCFoo/
@SnarkyPlatypus Yep, when you have a user’s profile open there are buttons for follow, block etc.
The Platypus seems to be useless at Internet.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes it does. Click on user, Open Profile…, Add lists”, Create new list.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, Janetter has new home, mentions, DM, list and search buttons top left (in my theme).
WTF? 133 pages of background reading? I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU! I AM GOING TO READ EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM AND RIP YOU TO SHREDS!
“Hip suburbs”, @SnarkyPlatypus? So, suburbs where old people can talk about their hip replacements? AWESOME!
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis actuellement en descendant. Je n’ai pas encore trouver un logement, mais j’envisage de mes options. Et…?
Ill-prepared electric train battles raging Blue Mountains blizzard, as forecast instagr.am/p/OcqorqiFiZ/
@treespiepurr It doesn’t mean the bank thinks your computer is infected, or even thinks it’s likely. This is sensible standard procedure.
@treespiepurr Otherwise you might just reconnect, choose new passwords, and have them immediately captured too.
@treespiepurr So, run a full malware scan with up to date software and signatures to make sure it’s clean.
@treespiepurr The bank wants to rule out the chance of your computer having been infected and how they got your password.
@treespiepurr However one possibility is that they detected a login attempt form somewhere obviously wrong. Which means…
@treespiepurr The bank is unlikely to give any specifics as to why your account was considered at-risk…
So, about that snow… instagr.am/p/OcnDq8CFu7/
Mobile: Soon, the cab will arrive to convey me to Wentworth Falls station, from where I shall take the 0936 train to Sydney.
@koen_ruymaekers Thanks for the info on the poor Dutch in that phishing subject line. Another indication that this was an amateur job.
@treespiepurr Are you able to send me the exact text of the SMS (minus personal details)? DM or email both fine.
Sat plan: Deal with client hack fallout; 0936 train to Sydney; errands; 1300 Apple Store Broadway; long lunch; remainder TBA, but in Sydney.
Barracuda Central Reputation System - Removal Request. Sigh. [No, I won’t tweet ALL of these as I do them.]
Oh, of COURSE that client getting hacked by spammers has resulted in our server being RBLd. BUT HE ONLY SENT 132,400 PHISHING EMAILS. Sigh.
@treespiepurr I’ll be with you momentarily, I just need to get my day under way and I’m on a fixed timeline.
Saturday. Hello. Certainly no snow here at @bunjaree, but I’ll look out for reports of it elsewhere up here in the Blue Mountains.