Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 4th, 2012

That tub waan is going to come back to haunt me.

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How night falls in the suburbs instagr.am/p/SzxHmXiFvY/

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Central station at this time instagr.am/p/SzvDiBCFu5/

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@Prohairetic @GTRoberts Well add to that the following thought. Michelle Grattan.

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Tod mun goong. Tub waan ped ped maak. That is all.

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grum OH: “Fuck you and your festive napkin!!!”

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I think it’s important to damn an entire nation, an entire culture, based on one out-of-context event. Besides, it’s the fucking French.

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Raspberry_Pi An American just emailed us to inform us that we can’t spell the word “colour” properly. Bless.

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“Boy named ‘Jihad’ wears ‘I am a bomb’ t-shirt”, demonstrating why the French are arsehats. sbs.com.au/news/article/1…

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“Endorphins, motherfucker, do you speak them?”

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The ultimate expression of quality journalism is to spray your words in (soy-based) ink onto paper like the cum-shot from cheap LA porn.

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RT @shiftkey: are we having fun yet? [Yeah I’m having so much fun you’d wet yourself if you knew the details.]

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RT @ssharwood: @stilgherrian Have your sinuses been flame-proofed? [Yes. And every other orifice.]

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DO NOT TELL ANYONE BUT I HAVE A WHOLE BOWL OF WASABI PEAS.

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Is an “afterboob” like a phantom limb?

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I’m fairly sure it’s not right to wear a fluorescent pink lace miniskirt before 6pm on a Tuesday, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE A TRANSSEXUAL.

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John McAfee had the right idea.

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Why have you stopped speaking like an adult?

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I’ve been sitting here for two hours now. Why aren’t people bringing me free stuff?

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So, I think I’ve successfully duped American Express into giving me access to my own merchant account. They are such losers.

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Ad your point is, @oberonsghost? [Ducks for cover.]

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oberonsghost Related: Ilias Kasidiaris is a Greek MP for Neo Nazi Group Golden Dawn. In the previous tweet he’s insinuating all Albanians are thieves.

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People who queue outside Chat Thai are such losers.

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Uhoh. Being escalated.

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Remembering the phrase “a grand parade of fuckability” for future use.

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Explaining that I am not a cybercriminal.

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Yeah I’m fairly sure that by the letter of the law this isn’t identity theft.

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Falling foul of American Express’ fraud protection procedures.

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Performing a valuable public service.

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I love how all these lesser people have been created to do the menial work and keep things running for us.

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RT @gusworldau: but not, we take it, a very caring potato? [No. No that.]

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Peter Reith is a back door man, what?

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The internet isn’t “for” anything, @monkeytypist, in the same way that tinea isn’t “for” anything. There is no grand purpose.

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, macro-economics!”

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What a sad fucking life it must be to look at every event that happens and work out if it can be spun into a criticism of your opponents.

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Oh FFS, @JoeHockey, if the Reserve Bank wanted to “send a warning to the government” they’d just email them. You out of chicken entrails?

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That bastard who was in my spot? He’s gone now. I’m in my spot. You need not concern yourself with further questions at this point.

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RT @willozap: Are video games to blame for Gen Y folk fucking off the instant they’ve conquered a job? [Yes. Follow the narrative or STFU.]

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You know when your mother said you were unique and special and could be anything you wanted to be? Well she was a lying bitch. Deal with it.

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I see that all the special snowflakes are horrified at the prospect of their internets being turned off so easily.

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All souls are lost, @SisterMorphine, it’s just that some don’t know it yet.

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You know, @SisterMorphine, it’d actually be immoral not to douse Surry Hills in nerve gas.

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Some bastard is sitting in my spot.

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Surry Hills. Yeah. Can you get sarin in spray cans? Asking for a friend.

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Sleep is for the weak.

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Well that’s that bar tab closed. Thank you, Optus. Now what?

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“Yes, you may have one more drink.” instagr.am/p/SzJqYHCFn0/

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Pretending to be polite, for the sake of wine.

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“Kill them. Kill them now.” instagr.am/p/SzDL6bCFh5/

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OAICgov Deadline for submissions to Act and Act reviews this Friday: bit.ly/YGIHCm

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Christ, in Surry Hills they make such a drama out of boiling a few roast beans. And they get to vote.

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chrisrohlf I ignore all articles with ‘gamification’ in the title as its more than likely an attempt to avoid real work.

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Across the table, his potential benefactor remains unconvinced.

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At a table outside the K B Hotel, an earnest man in a cheap suit shows his presentation. The screen reads “Advertiser funded”.

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@BakedBoons Yeah, staging a random personal intervention is fine, but remember which ones will require a ski mask.

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A couple of tennis balls can stifle a loud-talking train-based mobile phone users.

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The chap in the next seat has his ear buds too loud. He’s listening to a long series of Gangnam Style remixes, and nodding in enjoyment.

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RT @j_hutch It would just be broken bottles and a Macca’s right? [Well it’d be cheap to run.]

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There should be a Wyong theme park in Guangzhou.

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Surface, seen below the surface instagr.am/p/Sy2kJuiFlP/

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Mobile. Walk to Hurstville station; 1130 train to Central; walk to Surry Hills; 1230 Optus 4G Showcase, The Forresters Hotel.

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@daev Fender Japan would be a subsidiary of the US operation. Fender Aust is actually an independent company. Quite unusual.

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@chrisjrn I haven’t planned any of the details with @dobes yet. It’ll depend on budget and the program. We’ll do that in January, I guess.

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OUTBACKmagazine see the amazing 18-metre emu created by artist John Murray. wings are made of rusted-out Volkswagen Beetles!! pic.twitter.com/AN47uVM6

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Wondering whether I should go to the Christmas party of that other mob Lizard People here in Sydney.

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@ApostrophePong @NewtonMark Oh dear God, an event straight after that kind of jet lag. The Lizard People are working you hard!

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So, I’ll be covering Linux.conf.au again in 2013. It’s in Canberra this time. linux.conf.au

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@ApostrophePong It’s a shame you don’t have longer. I now make it an essential part of trips. @NewtonMark

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Hmmm. I don’t normally mention my clients, but I figured a few of you folks might be musicians, or know them in some way.

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My friends (well, clients) at Fender Aust have just knocked $100 off RRP of most popular guitars and amps for Xmas. fender.com.au/feature/xmas-s…

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@ApostrophePong Ah! I haven’t been any further east than Las Vegas. I hope you get a chance to look around as well as have meetings.

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@ApostrophePong DC as in Washington DC? If so, isn’t that your first time in the US?

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RT @ApostrophePong: Incheon landing @ 인천국제공항 (ICN - Incheon International Airport) instagr.am/p/SysexxvGJY/ [WTF are you doing in Incheon?]

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Everything is back to normal. Shut up.

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RT @PacketNetworks: @chrisbrownie sudo’s for chumps. [Yep.]

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Yeah I have’t broken it. Look, just go make a coffee or something.

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Note to self: When logged into a terminal as root and typing commands quickly, pause to check them before pressing return.That is all.

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I think that Mr @jonkudelka more or less understands state politics. kudelka.com.au/2012/12/how-ma…

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Tue plan: Work on comms and planning backlog; 1230 Optus 4G Showcase, Surry Hills; write for @CSO_Australia; evening TBA.

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Final plug: Patch Monday podcast: “The Internet of Things controlled by smartphone” with @mpesce zdnet.com/the-internet-o…

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chrisberg if the rba doesn’t do what i want today then none of us are truly free

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@SnarkyPlatypus L’empire île est recouverte d’un filet de jus de fruits doux féminines! Loué soit le Seigneur!

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I have just a brief statement at this time. The continued rumours that I have fallen pregnant to the Crown Prince are simply not true.

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“The state of Australian 4G”, being a big fat feature by @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/the-state-o…

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Discovering a gift voucher I was given in October was valid for only 10 days. SkincareStore operates in the Continual Presence. Fuck ‘em.

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@joshrowe @mumbrella Yes, I suspect Qantas didn’t look at the pricing from the customer’s side of things.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis remarquablement bien ensoleillé ce mardi. C’est un Miracle de Noël! Et vous?

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“Qantas suspends in-flight wi-fi citing lack of demand from passengers”, writes @mumbrella mumbrella.com.au/qantas-suspend…

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@trib A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of feeble minds.

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Tue plan, draft: Clear comms and planning backlog; 1230 Optus 4G Showcase, Surry Hills; remainder TBA.

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It’s Tuesday. Up, up and away!

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