Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

December 5th, 2012

Well I wasn’t offering you any! instagr.am/p/S2bhPSiFv-/

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RT @skwashd Dear recruiters, you can not call working on 6 sites an “exciting opportunity”.

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How many billion users does Facebook need before @abcnews stops calling people sharing photos “social media users”? @bernietb

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OrkneyLibrary A Harty breakfast involves toast and dressing the cat up as Grace Jones, asking it some questions, then turning away until it attacks.

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Also, “TED’s slogan shouldn’t be ‘Ideas worth spreading’, it should be: ‘Ego worth paying for’.” newstatesman.com/martin-robbins…

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As usual, @TheOnion nailed it. I’ve had to work with people like this. youtube.com/watch?v=DkGMY6…

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Most of the time there are known, documented, proven ways of doing things, but doing your homework isn’t quite so exciting, is it. Arsehats.

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So fucking sick of people who think “creativity” is the answer to every goddam question.

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OH: “… and when I was videoing it I was totally, like, this is going on Facebook!” But in an excited nasal inner-suburbs gay whine.

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A Thai dish which, when translated, roughly means “stir-fry the ocean” can’t possibly be bad.

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If someone uses “social media” and “brands” in the same sentence, and you were to kill them, no jury would convict.

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RT @simonhackett Dilbert, as so often is the case - is frighteningly on the money today: 2012-12-05: dilbert.com/strips/comic/2…

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RT @dahowlett I am getting perilously close to @stilgherrian’s approach to BS. Worrying…? [“Perilously”? Goodness.]

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“Multiple Media Use Tied to Depression, Anxiety” sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/… HT @Nyx2701

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“Investment strategist”? Good, there’s another 80kg of landfill we won’t need to find.

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OK, the story behind the table-and-chairs horse shelter is wrong. hoax-slayer.com/table-chair-ho… HT @stuartayeates via @juhasaarinen

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There’s something wrong with people today.

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shervin Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table & chairs which don’t need permit. I love this. pic.twitter.com/WF8VbZoN

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@recklessrei Gosh. The answer to your question is in a tweet from just seconds before the one you cite. :(

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I wonder what would happen if politicians simply stopped worrying about what random ill-informed morons said on talkback radio.

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Actually, I may just relax with this beer before tackling that little panel-gap problem.

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Getting a beer and starting to go back through my little list of people.

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Hmmm… A gap emerges in the panel for tomorrow’s “Patch Monday” recording. Now need another infosec person. Enterprise or pentester.

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@RobertCandelori @zdnetaustralia @Colvinius It is not “unfair” in a story about A to not mention B, C, D, Q, Z, เพนกวิน, 口大闸蟹 and Hitler.

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@RobertCandelori @zdnetaustralia @Colvinius Yeah, totally unfair that a tweet can’t list every fucking telco on the planet. Sigh.

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RT @LKP48: @stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia DONT ROAM [I don’t think it’s that simple.]

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MT @zdnetaustralia: … 1.8GB of data to get a $28,000 global roaming bill from Telstra. zd.net/SLGva4 [Thus demonstrating the scam.]

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j_hutch Brilliant “@RuPancakes: OH MY GOD pic.twitter.com/wErAs3Gf

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It seems like hardly a week goes by without LinkedIn wanting me to advertise with them here’s $50 credit. Smacks of desperation.

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GreenJ Bob Carr takes on the NSW right … MT @bobjcarr: Traditional welcome in PNG pic.twitter.com/sIKdm1Nu

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RT @nanopunk Fucking taxi driver [Nice afternoon for it, I guess…]

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Forgetting that in the suburbs there are defined times for eating and not-eating.

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“All you can eat BBQ buffet”? So many excellent words in the one sentence!

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Shaking my head in disbelief.

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RT @nanopunk: Can’t wait for Pacific Rim. [Worst. Euphemism. Ever.]

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@skwashd @SnarkyPlatypus “Ten years ago”? There’s no such thing as ten years ago. The concept doesn’t even make sense.

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@Beaker Would it be over-stepping the mark to suggest that @sophiahoff looks… how can I put this… evil?

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More evidence in that immediately previous tweet that kids will increasingly see the school environment as irrelevant. Ping @mpesce

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RT @DBCDEgov: NZ students given textas and paper to design new classrooms, turn to Minecraft as their preferred tool: bit.ly/SECs0I

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There should be a rule that says bars aren’t allowed to give you itemised receipts.

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RT @oberonsghost: Arguing with page numbers. [You won’t win, you know.]

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GreenJ old music people reforming … please stop.

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RT @helveticade I keep reading it as [Ditto, but I guess that’s their little joke.]

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Essentially @windowsphone just asked for the new OS to be hacked from arsehole to breakfast time. To use an old Australian saying.

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RT @joshgnosis Yeah, this is probably not a good idea, @windowsphone pbs.twimg.com/media/A9Uc8GOC… [Agreed x1000.]

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So  is a thing? I don’t know what it was supposed to be, but I know it’s about to go bad for someone.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Seems Star Track Express is part of Australia Post’s bold new world. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trac…

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I may just be a reflection of their size, @SnarkyPlatypus, but I seem to see a lot of Tweets whinging about Star Track Express.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: You have 3.5 hours Startrack Express to not fuck up again. [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]

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Resorting to sarcasm.

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Wed plan, belated: Finalise plans for tomorrow’s “Patch Monday” podcast recording; clear backlog of new client webby tasks; evening TBA.

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MattCowgill Here’s what I’ve long thought of as the most important chart in Australian economics at the moment: pic.twitter.com/mZx3K2V4

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RT @abcnews: Queensland researchers have created a coconut-flavoured pineapple bit.ly/VucwIi [Wow. This AND Clive Palmer!]

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Rearranging plans.

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Right. Let’s try that again.

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Tub waan ped ped aroi maaaaaak errrr errrrrrr!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je souffre de la vengeance de la salade. Et vous?

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If this is Wednesday then I would like to file a complaint.

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