‘“At least my first sexual experience wasn’t with my own sister in a cupboard.” instagr.am/p/UV-yHBiFjt/
Yes, obviously instagr.am/p/UVpJPciFqL/
I am not flouncing.
OH: “But I don’t want to be a Tetris block. No.”
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: I think those backpackers need a good rinse and dry. [#sentencesthatarealwaystrue]
Stop N+3, Coopers Pale Ale, again instagr.am/p/UVYqluCFjt/
The Invitation instagr.am/p/UVYjQziFjq/
Good evening, Mr Barnum. May I buy you a drink? instagr.am/p/UVX1LUiFja/
@noeltowell Can I start buying my drugs from you from now on?
Explained instagr.am/p/UVXQZWCFjS/
OH, London middle-class accent: “It’s all quite amazing. There’s even a Peruvian restaurant.”
Every Saturday instagr.am/p/UVW8SgiFjM/
@max_au You have all the clues, Sir.
@ForsakenDAemon @i386 Cool. I was hoping you’d say that. I’ll email your instructions, with diagrams, later.
OH: “This place is about to fill up with outdated metal heads and Goths.” Tru dat.
@CameronWatt And the answer is Goedel’s Incompleteness Theorem. Because I can’t find a bloody umlaut.
@michaelmeloni I can and I did and then you did. Live with your choices.
@ForsakenDAemon @i386 That tweet starts unsurprising but becomes surprising.
I misspelled “alcogeography”… :(
Oh. It’s starting to look like I might have to write a cranky op-ed about this coal hoax thing and Blame Someone.
@ForsakenDAemon @i386 Although there’s also possibly an argument to the effect that you,or anyone else, should not follow my advice, ever.
@ForsakenDAemon @i386 Oh no, I think you’re on an interesting path there. Some sort of double indirection dereference should be your goal.
Small Bars are currently being omitted, as are certain pubs that should have their entire clientele arranged in front of a flamethrower.
Examining the timing and the alchogeography and realising that, almost inevitably, the location of the intercept is utterly predictable.
@EnsignR “Too many superfluous keywords”, you say?
@ForsakenDAemon @i386 So yeah now you’re just showing off.
There is a man whose t-shirt reads “Borland Delphi Asian Tour May 2005”. How does that make you feel?
Stop N+2: Coopers Pale Ale, and I’ve lost my pink ribbon #notaeuphemism instagr.am/p/UVSxI7CFhF/
RT @ZenPsycho doesn’t that just mean it is descended from fortran? [We are all descended from FORTRAN. Except for LISP.]
“Even PHP,” said Alice.
You really do have to respect a programming language with an “unless” operator.
What shit language requires “if hipster == true”, @i386? Surely “if hipster” with implicit type conversion…? #useperlyoufools
@AtomicMPC @expectproblems I HAVE JUST REALISED THAT I HAVE MADE A SERIOUS ERROR OF JUDGEMENT CAN I RESTART THE CLOCK?
AtomicMPC @expectproblems @stilgherrian It’s entirely possible to do a martini-crawl up Enmore Rd these days, incidentally. So, yes.
chrisberg look, mum and dad investors, sometimes environmentalists are just going to defraud you - it’s your fault for investing in the first place
So if Small Bars count as half, @dannolan, that means a midi? I don’t think I could order a midi. The shame would be overwhelming.
OH: “Are you a nine o’clock woman, are you?”
Also, planning ahead, do you skip pubs that have already caught fire for completely unrelated reasons in the previous 24 hours?
For the purposes of a Pub Crawl, do Small Bars count?
I spent more than an hour with the “people” in Deep Forest once. Never again. They are very, very French. I did not punch them.
Thank you for observing all safety precautions instagr.am/p/UVO3A5CFug/
Playing TwinkOrLesbian with myself. Losing. But in a way that is, in the medium term, win.
RT @nanopunk I need about 5 metres of rubber sheeting. [So will I, soon.]
Stop N+1: Matilda Bay IGP. instagr.am/p/UVNQYZiFtK/
Pub crawl Enmore to Sydney CBD? Must be possible. I shall start here, and carry this box. instagr.am/p/UVM2vvCFs8/
Now commencing: Pub crawl, Enmore to Sydney CBD.
OH: “What was it? Amoxicillin?” “No, Whitney Houston.”
Me at @CSO_Australia: “Nasty Ruby on Rails vulnerabilities highlight small websites’ risk to us all” cso.com.au/article/446211…
OH: “Have you heard of the Radical Faeries before?” “What, the ones who live in the Blue Mountains and such and never know what day it is?”
Correlation is not causation, I know, but I think we need to think through the thinking behind the words from the person being overheard.
OH: “Well I remember being at the Taxi Club in 1962!”
OH: “I tried to interest the police, but nothing.” [Maybe they’d already eaten?]
OH: “And then I had to pay for the body to be shipped back to Adelaide, and for the funeral. It cost me $11,000. I had to take out a loan.”
OH: “The weird thing about the murder is that we had to wipe the whole cottage down with a sponge.”
Oh look what someone found, @DowntownNewtown. Jesus wept. instagr.am/p/UVGn8miFoP/
It has now been done.
There’s only so much you can do with the one duck.
“You are a reverse hybrid entity transmitting beneficial owner documentation provided by your interest holders.” And so’s your mother.
This is a work of pure genius. irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/iw… [PDF] GITMO can now be closed.
US Dept Treasury IRS compliance paperwork. #IceMoonPrison