Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 19th, 2013

“Why the Moon Landings Could Have Never EVER Been Faked: The Definitive Proof”, a fine 13-min video. gizmodo.com/5977205/why-th…

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In most circumstances, retweets are not endorsements. Most circumstances.

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TumblrTXT i’m pretty sure you could murder a furry and get away with it. it reaaaallly doesn’t seem like anyone would care

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SnarkyPlatypus I’m listening to the Corrs. Surely that is banned in Leviticus.

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Meanwhile, how would YOU phrase this phone call if you had to make it? duffelblog.com/2012/08/casual…

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Hang on. Cormorants. 36.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @stufromoz 35 for me, I think, with a possible two extra in relation to carcasses and sex with a man’s slave.

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SnarkyPlatypus Fun list to look at - 76 things banned in Leviticus. I’ve done 30 with a few ambiguous ones. bit.ly/10FCX0C (via @stufromoz)

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Sydney Big Day Out scorecard: 108 drug dog detects; 145 rail infringements; 3 arrests. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel… Can your city do better?

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Or she’s suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. [Stockholm Syndrome = keys to her own Saab coupé, I think.]

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His wife must love him very much, because he’s been talking at her about yesterday’s weather for 20 minutes now. And he’s still going.

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Honestly, why does the Bureau of Meteorology bother with all the Stevenson Screens and computers when Rozelle Feelpinions work much better?

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OH: “… Then I went inside to do a little reading and then went outside again at 4 o’clock and I reckon it was already cooler then.”

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OH: “They say the cool change happened at 5 o’clock but I reckon it was earlier than that ‘cos I went outside at 3 o’clock and it was hot…

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OH: “Even the monorail shut down yesterday.” OH MY GOD THE HEATWAVE WAS MORE SERIOUS THAN I THOUGHT SOMEBODY CALL WARREN TRUSS.

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RT @gov: As of today, all 100 senators as well as 398 (90%) representatives are on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/Safqktz0 [Hurrah! Democracy saved!]

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Taezar @stilgherrian @smh that’s nice. everyone knows women can’t read :)

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He complains that it wasn’t 46C as reported at all, “only 45.8”, demonstrating his unfamiliarity with rudimentary mathematics.

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At the next table, a man with a fashionably shaved head reads aloud to his wife the @smh article on yesterday’s temperature.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me plains de ma retraite dans la France rurale. Il lui la faute de ce terrible M. Jackson. Et vous?

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Article, in which Christopher Tolkien blames everyone else on Earth for his mismanagement of his father’s legacy. worldcrunch.com/culture-societ…

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The sad thing is, I’ve never used git, and yet I could look at that command line and understand exactly the joke being made. Kill me.

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potch alias yolo=’git commit -am “DEAL WITH IT” && git push -f origin master’

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ozdj I walk past here 8-10 times a week. First time I’ve noticed ain’t (cnr Goulburn & Elizabeth St instagr.am/p/UpG5sdh84z/

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Thank you again to CityRail staff and, indeed, everyone who kept Sydney going yesterday in record 46C temperatures. Appreciated.

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RT: “This ain’t future-tech, but it’s getting people home safely after a shitty day and they should be grateful.” flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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RT @juhasaarinen: Seems Twitter has unfollowed people for me again. [Consider yourself lucky. They’re all such arsehats on Twitter.]

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RT @sylmobile: There’s no such thing as a slow news day. [Correct. Just slow journalists.]

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@seamus So, apart from forgetting how to write, I’ve forgotten how to read. Go me!

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Not Freudian Slip, @seamus, no. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_… The error is happening elsewhere in the process, I reckon.

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Earlier I typed “a short or two” when I meant “a shower or two”. That seems a very particular kind of typo. Does it have a name?

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Sat plan, draft: Write blog post(s); reading; lazy lunch (where?); catch up with a neglected friend, probably; remainder TBA.

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Sydney’s focecast today would appear to be 24C and a short or two. So not quite yesterday’s 46C heat. This pleases me.

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Good morning. Today’s tweets are dedicated to Samuel T Cooper, who on this day in 1935 sold the first y-fronts at Marshall Field’s, Chicago.

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