Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

January 26th, 2013

“Rozelle Bay? So what’s with all these crazy places?”

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“Replacing it is just a waste of concrete, of plastic, and those big glass windows.”

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“There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. I was in a HUGE Schools Spectacular there and it worked perfectly.”

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Listening to a nasal young woman complain about the replacement of the Sydney Entertainment Centre as “the biggest waste of resources ever”.

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OH: “Szechuan is an Asian brand.”

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“Chris commented on that photo! Dude!” “Is that Chris’ ex-girlfriend? It doesn’t look like she’s had kids at all!”

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“Are you commenting on everyone’s photos? I hope so.”

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“Hey Cathy, I’ve forgotten what you’re having.” “It’s a passion fruit fizz gin or gin fizz or something.”

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OH: “Are we having expresso [sic] martinis how cool!”

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OH, man shouting in street: “Is it vodka? Ariel, is it vodka?”

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Apparently people are astounded that statistics works. This truly is the Age of Science!

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@ataraxite The Royal Watersports promotional blimp.

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Imminent Flounce Alert, Level 5.

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OH: “What do you mean, ‘Who’s Snap’.?”

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Hang on, @R_Chirgwin. A mini-tornado (shoosh) would be a small tornado. A powerful tornado a big one. So which was it, @abcnews?

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Next stop, apparently.

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Crossing a bigger bridge.

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RT @sylmobile RT @bobearth This Nutella thing, what’s it meant to go on? [The landfill.]

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Subject choices:. Trophy Wife Acquisition, Talking Too Loudly About Your Under-19s Rugby Wins, I Lease A Porsche Bragging… what else?

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Then again, maybe the University of Sydney reckons the future of business is insider trading and cocaine dealing.

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HAHAHAHA! Uni of Sydney Business School information night is at The Establishment. So re the previous tweet, yes, I was right.

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If I understand this advertisement correctly, the University of Sydney Business School can teach you to become an unshaven smug cunt.

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Still, she went to a matinee performance, so not a lot of difference really.

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It makes the “original London cast recording” look more like evidence from a domestic violence incident.

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A woman who got on the tram at The Star carries an empty plastic martini glass and a clear plastic bag full of shit from Playbill.

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She’s now whinging about Zoe McMillan. “There’s three Zoes in my group.” Of course there are, Princess.

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OH, little princess: “I had to wait FOUR HOURS between my discus and hurdles, and the high jump.” OH THE HUMANITY!

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FFS @abcnews stop this “mini-tornado” bullshit. Is it a tornado, or not? Use grown-language, will you? People might be in danger.

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Sweating. In a tram.

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Thanks, @Gorexm, yes the Union Hotel on the Pacific Highway at North Sydney (just) is known and potentially suitable tonight.

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OH: “I’m Steve Waugh! I’m Steve Waugh! Sorry, Willo, I’ll absorb you later. Your gender’s not relevant.”

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RT @jplonie: you playing mission impossible theme with that request or what. [Obviously. Yes.]

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EMERGENCY DATA REQUEST! Non-wanker local pub on Sydney’s Lower North Shore. Not near anywhere that’ll attract Australia Day arsehattery.

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@PennySharpemlc Scrabble can be a brutal, brutal contest. The weak are soon discarded.

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RT @stryqx: @stilgherrian so the “emergency duck” you spoke of earlier was a mistype then? [Sadly no.]

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@chrisjrn No, that’s what subeditors are for. If there are any left.

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@LCSGrade4A Great. You’re “learning to become digital citizens” by spamming twitter. So next up, botnets and pharma scams? @semiboganman

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@kcarruthers Good. Indeed when any politicians starts live-streaming we should declare a state of emergency.

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Oh @chrisjrm is trying to get civilians to understand sampling errors. So sweet. He’ll be wanting journalists to understand next.

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RT @deanog: Spoiler Alert : Gangnam Style is Number 1 [Oh. I. So. So. Hope. So. That. Would. Be. Glorious.]

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Deployment of the emergency duck has been delayed because apparently we still let migrants have lunch breaks.

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OH: “I was playing to win, mate. I don’t know what you were fucking well doing.” Others at the table are silent, but nod in agreement.

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Listening to a loud and somewhat angry man complain that a fellow drinker that he shouldn’t have gone for that second run.

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Proposal for a new Tumblr: cocktailorsexposition. Entry number one: The Juicy Smurf.

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Sydney Culture (For @ApostrophePong, Australia Day 2013) instagr.am/p/U70b9wiFrA/

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Disgruntled. And sweating. This is not a helpful combination.

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RT @bernietb: @R_Chirgwin @stilgherrian I prefer this one. It has more whimsy. yfrog.com/h74ijyuj [I despise that Koons wannabe duck.]

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RT @R_Chirgwin: An emergency duck for @stilgherrian twitpic.com/bxs14k [Thank you, that is indeed a fine duck.]

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@drymogwai Thank you. The Patch Monday podcast had a dedicated audience, but too small to be viable as it was done. @zdnetaustralia

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Said Christmas gift from @Sourcefire is a calendar featuring spurious great moments in the history of bacon. Happy vegetarian clients FTW!

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Thank you, @Sourcefire. Your Christmas gift sent economy mail from Maryland arrived in my Sydney postbox on 18 Jan, collected yesterday.

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Sat plan, remainder: Empty administrivia queue; emergency duck; plan a certain video interview; quiet night, I suspect.

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