Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 6th, 2013

RT @jonoabroad: you could forget about it and tell the client “all information wants to be free” [Yes, that would work too.]

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Never learn to shear, said Uncle Len, because you’ll end up having to do it, and it’s hard work. The same goes for Apache AuthConfig.

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RT: My @crikey_news story quotes @NewtonMark. Here’s his full email on Telstra’s P2P DPI plans. stilgherrian.com/internet/mark-…

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RT: Me at @crikey_news: “Why Telstra plans to slow you down to fight online piracy” crikey.com.au/2013/02/06/why…

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I’m dealing with a particularly annoying Apache AuthConfig problem, and may cry soon. However I shall still pimp some things what I did…

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yinettesys Respect and cultivate your inner Malcom Tucker

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I’m a bit concerned that most of the pregnancy advice seems to be coming from men.

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@NewtonMark Buggerama, I thought I’d caught all of them. Fixed now. Ta for the heads up.

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Yes. They certainly do. Certainly opened my eyes. And made them water a little.

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Do archangels have tattoos? If so, then yes.

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My boob do not hurt, @oliyoung, and it’s ages and ages since my last period, @shalailah. No sign of a squid, @PointZeroOne.

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Well that was a strange couple of hours of debilitating nausea. I hope I’m not pregnant.

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Thank you, Leura Mall, for another of the world’s pointless, lazy losses of amenity instagr.am/p/VYAYYsiFhE/

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Having trouble achieving your work goals? Check out “The Ultimate Productivity Blog”. productiveblog.tumblr.com HT @jeamland

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dobes HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@cxi Well, of course we’ll all be MUCH better off if we suppress imagination. ;)

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@cxi Needless to say, from a non-US perspective it all looks very, very silly.

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RT @cxi: 2nd Grader Suspended over Imaginary Grenade - I wonder how many people were imaginary killed! yhoo.it/11SxvT7 [Sigh.]

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My @crikey_news story quotes @NewtonMark. Here’s his full email on Telstra’s P2P DPI plans. stilgherrian.com/internet/mark-…

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Me at @crikey_news: “Why Telstra plans to slow you down to fight online piracy” crikey.com.au/2013/02/06/why…

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@matthewlandauer @OpenAustralia You are clearly more generous of spirit than I am. Or something.

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@jeamland My molecule is Bakelite, the world’s first synthetic plastic, whose birthday it was yesterday.

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Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I’m hunting a taxi instagr.am/p/VXwKXXCFv0/

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@en_gy @SnarkyPlatypus I believe what you’re after is called “bamboo”.

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RT @snare RT @bascule Java security: i.imgur.com/KS9mXKq.jpg [Yep, this is pretty much it.]

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RT @Drag0nista @stilgherrian Are you full of lollies? [Sometimes. Sometimes it’s lollies, yes.]

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Can I be your piñata?

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Wed plan, v2: Write for @crikey_news (done); lunch Alexandra Hotel, Leura; fix client website access controls; re-plan entire universe; cry.

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RT @declanf: Okay, so this is pretty much the greatest news interview, EVER. youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1A… [Yes. It is. HT @feed_the_chooks]

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juhasaarinen NBN Co brings 25/5 Mbps rural broadband for A$27 itnews.com.au/News/331395,nb… via @iTnews_au Compare with NZ’s RBI 1M down, 5GB data for NZ$100

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Story filed for @crikey_news. And now inbound email indicates that my plans for the day may have to change rather urgently. Stand by.

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HLMenckenBot What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense of humor

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jonkudelka In solidarity with Australians doing it tough on $150000 a year, I hereby pledge to attempt to live on this salary for an entire week.

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OK, I need to do some money-typing. Baxoon.

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There’s a CommBank event today? More PR success! Sigh.

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @charispalmer Two European holidays a year, with coke and hookers. [I accept your offer.]

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charispalmer Do people really expect to draw more than $50k/yr in retirement? How many frakking European holidays do you people need?

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Angered by arsehats.

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paulwallbank If you want to show you’re really behind the curve, prefix everything technology related with ‘cyber’.

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RT @TheMatthewKeys: Egyptian prime minister says having “unclean breasts” can cause diarrhea bit.ly/11RqXUF [Yes, experts know.]

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Wed plan: Write for @crikey_news; bookkeeping; Katoomba for errands, lunch; an afternoon of research, planning (where?); quiet evening.

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GordyPls My site logs reveal an amusing number of people who read the policy on my site about astrotufing, then comment from a VPS in another country

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alexismadrigal Roller blades as liberatory technology. RT @mims: Just a random still from the movie Hackers. 1.bp.blogspot.com/-G2q5A2v-g7M/T…

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I assume things are always called “spy drones” because journalists are too stupid, lazy and careless to write “reconnaissance”.

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samwe11er The only kickstarter worth funding: Open Source Death Star kickstarter.com/projects/46168…

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phbarratt Leftovers from the highest taxing/spending Government in history say Labor’s coming after your money. Have to laugh. theage.com.au/opinion/-2dwn3…

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Pollytics Jessica Irvine calls $150,000 per year income “hardly a millionaire’s salary” - it’s the top 3% of all income earners!

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je ne me dérangerait pas d’être restructuré.

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QPSmedia : If can wait 500 years to get out of the carpark, you can spare an extra few minutes. Speed limits exist for a reason.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis irrité. Je vais rester au lit jusqu’à ce que tout le monde commence à faire sens. Et vous?

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Wed plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; an afternoon of research and planning (where?); quiet evening, probably, but you know.

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RT @umairh: Drones are going to ruin our lives in so many ways we’ll remember Internet comments as a high point of human civilization.

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On that, a Pro Tip: “IPA” could be either India Pale Ale or Iso-Propyl Alcohol. Choose with care, m’kay?

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RT @jonoabroad: It better fucking not be. I’m all for Chewbaca having his own day, but I think it is Wednesday. [Uhoh. That explains…]

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