Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 20th, 2013

Oh, tactical errors.

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And now I must do the shopping. Stand by.

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The best thing I saw in the past 24 hours was a food and wine journo explaining to Twitter the tactical uses of a flash-bang. Thanks.

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Meanwhile, I hope you all saw @jonkudelka on horse-race politics? kudelka.com.au/2013/04/horse-…

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@scottcarson1957 Oh you ARE in a philosophical mood, Sir! I think I have some catching up to do. It’s only 1530.

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@juhasaarinen @timfdavis If plying me with drink will help ensure the safe arrival of the aircraft, then who am I to object?

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@timfdavis @juhasaarinen I’m a model citizen on an airliner. I’m on someone else’s patch and they’re trying to do their job to keep me safe.

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aliendovecote Before getting angry, think about plants. We can learn a lot from plants. Plants don’t get angry, do they? Plants get revenge

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GordyPls Were there always three Kardashians?

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@juhasaarinen But I AM an Australian. And besides, he was handing me free whisky.

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@juhasaarinen He was an American, right? He was being polite.

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@scottcarson1957 Ah dear, that is a glorious analogy! Exactly perfect.

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@awelder Wow I don’t think even I would go there. But, you know, yes.

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… because the steward gave me vast quantities of whisky for swapping seats, “You’re Australian, right? You drink?”

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Suddenly remembering I lost my copy of Hunter S Thompson collected works on an Alaska Airlines flight from LAX to SEA …

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@scottcarson1957 Hah! I was about to say much the same, a week of fatigue and illness and watching insanity from afar. Another cider cheers.

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This is all very confusing.

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@scottcarson1957 Indeed, I can see how that would have influenced his choice of exit strategies, he says, like a politician.

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Like, congrats to @boston_police on a job (allegedly) well done. Men and women in blue do a tough job etc. But joining the pitchfork mob?

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Am I the only one finding the triumphalism of @boston_police really quite tasteless? Tough day n’all, but “rejoicing”? “BOSTON STRONG”? WTF?

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AthertonKD and with “the lockdown made me spend a day with my one-night-stand” esquire.com/blogs/culture/… I think we’ve covered every angle of this story

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@scottcarson1957 Oh, well, I still stand by my comments. That’s why I’d never make a good politician.

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RT @XHNews: Death toll from SW China quake rises to 46: Sichuan provincial government [Oh look! More non-white deaths to ignore!]

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Re-pimp tho it’s crap: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “WordPress attack highlights 30 million targets” zdnet.com/wordpress-atta…

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RT @sylmobile: Cows with guns… [Exactly.]

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RT @lyndons: Was it a quarter-pounder with cheese? Did they have guns? [No, and if only.]

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He’s placed the order, including burger, but now they’re discussing how this will impact their eating plans across the rest of the weekend.

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Listening to a couple discuss, for more than 8 minutes now, whether the husband will have a burger.

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BernardKeane Meantime, 4 people have been shot dead in Ohio bit.ly/179kEAo. Luckily, it’s not “terrorism”, so they’ll magically return to life.

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I’ve heard that @NewtonMark is lacking in the equipment department, especially after dark.

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_struct RMIT have a billboard at Richmond station that is just a QR code.

Do not go to RMIT.

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus So you’re saying that @NewtonMark is not experiencing SEX or LOL or even ASL?

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Mobile: Stand (not quite) in the pouring rain; taxi to Katoomba; doctor; remainder TBA.

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@PeterPhelpsMLC This is assuming you ever speak other than in clichéd slogans? Your tweets make you look, well, not too bright.

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@PeterPhelpsMLC Why not read what I write, see what I think about issues, before parroting your lectures at me? You might be surprised.

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@PeterPhelpsMLC Well not on a Saturday morning when I’m on my way to the doctor, for starters. But, may I make a suggestion…?

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Jesus fucking wept.

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@PeterPhelpsMLC You have of course entirely missed my point, which is disgust at using someone else’s misery as an excuse to hobbyhorse.

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At least in The Human Centipede people had to be forced to join. They didn’t eagerly join the chain.

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I’m tempted not to see a doctor and keep the diarrhoea, ‘cos it’s an improvement on what I’m seeing so far this morning.

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I’m assuming someone has already tried to link this to local “boat people” somehow, right? Politics is made for cunts who’d do that.

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@PeterPhelpsMLC @jonathonio @robcorr I should add a “Sir” to be polite, but this is a disgusting spectacle you’re wading into.

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@PeterPhelpsMLC @jonathonio @robcorr So you’ve run the numerical model? Or just another attention seeking parasite on someone else’s misery?

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Ah, we’ve already got articles headed “The Media Lessons from Boston”? Well they’ll be well-considered, thoughtful works. FFS.

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It really is quite disgusting to see so many slack-jawed rubberneckers at once. Actually, pathetic more than disgusting.

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I will possibly issue this jointly with some lesbians who are not Lebanese, or vice versa.

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Shortly I will be issuing a media release emphasising that I am a human, not hummus, which is a different thing.

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