Transmitters off. See you in SFO at around 1130 PDT.
United Premium Economy is just that tad more comfortable than Economy. Cattle class with a touch of respect. So, halal cattle class.
The view from 22G instagram.com/p/ZKG9TSiFi4/
They have begun boarding. This will save me from inadequate cocktails.
Oh no it’s OK, that’s the flight to LAX. instagram.com/p/ZKEU9cCFv1/
@jclacherty Go away.
@chrisjrn It’s a very shit Bloody Mary. Bar staff didn’t really know how to make it. Disappoint.
Wait, what? That 747 was at the gate just before. Did @SupratimA break it? instagram.com/p/ZKD47fiFvD/
RT @BXGD Because they’re assholes who like making other people wait in line while they go through the metal detector. [Oh yes.]
Ritual observed instagram.com/p/ZKDSJxiFuD/
Distant mushroom instagram.com/p/ZKCNZsCFs_/
None of these instagram.com/p/ZKCEGFiFsz/
Cleared.
Checked in.
Seeing someone wearing mustard yellow jeans. Judging them.
Oh. They’re flying domestic flights. [Sniffs.]
@kcarruthers Why are you like this? Is there something wrong with you?
Why on earth would you bling up to catch a plane? All that crap just adds discomfort, surely?
DogSolutions green field, doged is ready. sniff the plaent, but dog like? it seem, it do. deog like plantkind pic.twitter.com/cYcn1cnJJq
En route, again instagram.com/p/ZJ8LPkCFkR/
@NewtonMark @SupratimA Oh, well this is a -400 and it’s allegedly in the air now.
Resisting the lure of the soju.
I’ll check with @NewtonMark, @SupratimA, but I’m sure Boeing 747s don’t need computers over the Pacific, we just fly north-east.
RT @SupratimA Stuck on the Tarmac at Melb as United Airlines computers go to sleep. Interesting start to the trip [Jolly good.]
@Manic_Henry That would indeed be the alleged “Skywhale”.
Making my backpack Safe for The America.
@dobes Needs more breasts.
Victoria’s Assistant Treasurer Gordon Rich-Phillips demonstrates how do to television the arsehat way. http://t.co/fFWmfUEM4K HT @Colvinius
It looks like arseh.at is geb0rken right now. So here is that last “look normal” picture. pic.twitter.com/FnRJpjUR7O
RT @NewtonMark: I cannot what no no what even. RT @David_Speers: I love Canberra…hilarious arseh.at/4ftl [Looks normal to me…]
Sat plan: Clear comms backlog, and related systems administration tasks (done, mostly); haircut and minor errands; 1445 UA870 SYD-SFO.
If only Canberra had made a cyberballoon. That would have been perfect.
So even the SANS Institute refers to “cybertheft”. Let’s all kill ourselves now. http://t.co/DMXCPeZIdp #cyber #cybercyber
@SnarkyPlatypus I thought the quality of heroin had been improving over recent years? Or has it been declining again?
And is this the level of “controversy” they have in Canberra these days? Whether people like a balloon or not? THIS IS HOW WE WON THE WAR!
So Mr Lasek has both a decision and a verdict to come up with. On the verdict, which crime does he think might be being committed? Arsehat.
“I won’t make my final decision and verdict on whether I like it or not until I see it,” says Jeremy Lasek. Radical. http://t.co/45pkVSyfrr
In SA, immunisation rates of 5yos are up from 88.8% mid-2012 to 91.1%, but to me that still sounds a worry. Nearly 1 in 10 not immunised?
I’m not sure I’d say “slipping through the net”. Sounds like the govt has a trident to spear the naughty disease-spreaders. Mind you…
“… as a way of identifying children who have slipped through the immunisation net or have not yet met the immunisation milestones.”
“I am proposing … a rigorous nationally consistent policy for schools to assess and document immunisation for all new enrolments…”
“Health Minister Tanya Plibersek has moved to strengthen immunisation requirements when children enrol in school,” says this press release.
Re-listening to my interview with Bell Labs chief scientist Alice White (Nov 2011). We talk about mobile bandwidth. http://t.co/jJFrtUPoZX
Deleting all the wisdom.
@davispg No problems. The other factor is physics, specifically the Shannon—Hartley theorem. http://t.co/JvhFzOR4AV
Alacetel-Lucent’s lightRadio cubes still astound me. https://t.co/cpTsWL693U http://t.co/cs0MlOU6jZ
Darling Harbour awakens instagram.com/p/ZJaiSfiFjo/
@SnarkyPlatypus Tous les tempêtes sont métaphoriques. Ils existent dans mes rêves.
@juhasaarinen Sometimes, explanations can be too much.
@Beaker Have you considered setting fire to them all?
@davispg To serve wirelessly what is fixed-line now, it’s a cell every ~tens of metres. lightRadio is just that. All need fibre connections.
@davispg “Use case” and “disrupt” isn’t a language I speak but, sideways, check out Alcatel-Lucent’s lightRadio http://t.co/b1gwF11hiX
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me repose tranquillement. C’est le calme avant la tempête. Et vous?
@juhasaarinen Later we’ll be posting the video that explains how I come to be wearing his Speedos when he was wearing them when he arrived.
@juhasaarinen Sorry, I can’t hear you over the bubbles from all the Liberal Party champagne that I’m bathing in this morning.
I see by all the news medias that apparently yesterday someone did a tweet that someone else didn’t like.
Full list of winners in The Lizzies, the 11th annual Microsoft IT Journalism Awards. http://t.co/Gztz8IY2mQ #lizzies
Me at @crikey_news Thursday on ‘How Fast is the NBN?’ http://t.co/jYIO6WbDyL and its creator’s response Friday http://t.co/AN7WE9RPy1
Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Mobile broadband’s false promise” http://t.co/FxdMJQd1Su
@mappingbabel I am not opposed to the concept of beer. Shall I have my people call your people?
@mappingbabel San Jose on Monday for NetSuite’s SuiteWorld, then next weekend… loose in San Francisco. Terrible business.
The reason for the San Francisco / San Jose trip is explained over here. http://t.co/tuwvKkcx4X
Sat plan, draft: Clear comms backlog, and related systems administration tasks; haircut and minor errands; 1445 UA870 SYD-SFO.
Hello, Saturday. Hello, Sydney. instagram.com/p/ZJT-nkCFpZ/