Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 11th, 2013

Transmitters off. See you in SFO at around 1130 PDT.

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United Premium Economy is just that tad more comfortable than Economy. Cattle class with a touch of respect. So, halal cattle class.

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They have begun boarding. This will save me from inadequate cocktails.

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Oh no it’s OK, that’s the flight to LAX. instagram.com/p/ZKEU9cCFv1/

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@chrisjrn It’s a very shit Bloody Mary. Bar staff didn’t really know how to make it. Disappoint.

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Wait, what? That 747 was at the gate just before. Did @SupratimA break it? instagram.com/p/ZKD47fiFvD/

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RT @BXGD Because they’re assholes who like making other people wait in line while they go through the metal detector. [Oh yes.]

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Seeing someone wearing mustard yellow jeans. Judging them.

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Oh. They’re flying domestic flights. [Sniffs.]

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@kcarruthers Why are you like this? Is there something wrong with you?

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Why on earth would you bling up to catch a plane? All that crap just adds discomfort, surely?

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DogSolutions green field, doged is ready. sniff the plaent, but dog like? it seem, it do. deog like plantkind pic.twitter.com/cYcn1cnJJq

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@NewtonMark @SupratimA Oh, well this is a -400 and it’s allegedly in the air now.

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Resisting the lure of the soju.

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I’ll check with @NewtonMark, @SupratimA, but I’m sure Boeing 747s don’t need computers over the Pacific, we just fly north-east.

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RT @SupratimA Stuck on the Tarmac at Melb as United Airlines computers go to sleep. Interesting start to the trip [Jolly good.]

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@Manic_Henry That would indeed be the alleged “Skywhale”.

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Making my backpack Safe for The America.

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Victoria’s Assistant Treasurer Gordon Rich-Phillips demonstrates how do to television the arsehat way. abc.net.au/news/2013-05-1… HT @Colvinius

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It looks like arseh.at is geb0rken right now. So here is that last “look normal” picture. pic.twitter.com/FnRJpjUR7O

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RT @NewtonMark: I cannot what no no what even. RT @David_Speers: I love Canberra…hilarious arseh.at/4ftl [Looks normal to me…]

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Sat plan: Clear comms backlog, and related systems administration tasks (done, mostly); haircut and minor errands; 1445 UA870 SYD-SFO.

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If only Canberra had made a cyberballoon. That would have been perfect.

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So even the SANS Institute refers to “cybertheft”. Let’s all kill ourselves now. sans.org/newsletters/ne…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I thought the quality of heroin had been improving over recent years? Or has it been declining again?

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And is this the level of “controversy” they have in Canberra these days? Whether people like a balloon or not? THIS IS HOW WE WON THE WAR!

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So Mr Lasek has both a decision and a verdict to come up with. On the verdict, which crime does he think might be being committed? Arsehat.

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“I won’t make my final decision and verdict on whether I like it or not until I see it,” says Jeremy Lasek. Radical. abc.net.au/news/2013-05-1…

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In SA, immunisation rates of 5yos are up from 88.8% mid-2012 to 91.1%, but to me that still sounds a worry. Nearly 1 in 10 not immunised?

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I’m not sure I’d say “slipping through the net”. Sounds like the govt has a trident to spear the naughty disease-spreaders. Mind you…

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“… as a way of identifying children who have slipped through the immunisation net or have not yet met the immunisation milestones.”

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“I am proposing … a rigorous nationally consistent policy for schools to assess and document immunisation for all new enrolments…”

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“Health Minister Tanya Plibersek has moved to strengthen immunisation requirements when children enrol in school,” says this press release.

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Re-listening to my interview with Bell Labs chief scientist Alice White (Nov 2011). We talk about mobile bandwidth. zdnet.com/bell-labs-high…

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Deleting all the wisdom.

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@davispg No problems. The other factor is physics, specifically the Shannon–Hartley theoremen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon%E…AV

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@SnarkyPlatypus Tous les tempêtes sont métaphoriques. Ils existent dans mes rêves.

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@juhasaarinen Sometimes, explanations can be too much.

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@Beaker Have you considered setting fire to them all?

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@davispg To serve wirelessly what is fixed-line now, it’s a cell every ~tens of metres. lightRadio is just that. All need fibre connections.

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@davispg “Use case” and “disrupt” isn’t a language I speak but, sideways, check out Alcatel-Lucent’s lightRadio alcatel-lucent.com/solutions/ligh…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me repose tranquillement. C’est le calme avant la tempête. Et vous?

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@juhasaarinen Later we’ll be posting the video that explains how I come to be wearing his Speedos when he was wearing them when he arrived.

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@juhasaarinen Sorry, I can’t hear you over the bubbles from all the Liberal Party champagne that I’m bathing in this morning.

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I see by all the news medias that apparently yesterday someone did a tweet that someone else didn’t like.

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Full list of winners in The Lizzies, the 11th annual Microsoft IT Journalism Awards. influencing.com.au/p/43134#home-o…

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Me at @crikey_news Thursday on ‘How Fast is the NBN?’ crikey.com.au/2013/05/09/you… and its creator’s response Friday crikey.com.au/2013/05/10/con…

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Mobile broadband’s false promise” zdnet.com/mobile-broadba…

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@mappingbabel I am not opposed to the concept of beer. Shall I have my people call your people?

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@mappingbabel San Jose on Monday for NetSuite’s SuiteWorld, then next weekend… loose in San Francisco. Terrible business.

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The reason for the San Francisco / San Jose trip is explained over here. stilgherrian.com/personal/visit…

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Sat plan, draft: Clear comms backlog, and related systems administration tasks; haircut and minor errands; 1445 UA870 SYD-SFO.

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Hello, Saturday. Hello, Sydney. instagram.com/p/ZJT-nkCFpZ/

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