Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 15th, 2013

Wed plan, draft: Blog post(s); NetSuite SuiteWorld, Day 2; SUITEcelebration with Cake and DJ Dojah; writing for the money.

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RT @AnnabelAstbury: And lolwat ping @stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/aFH8WZgoLl [Oh what the actual fuck? That is a bit wrong.]

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RT @kcarruthers: Yes @katedoak it is now time for people to suggest alternatives to tequila for @stilgherrian [“Now… time” being 6am.]

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RT @katedoak: @kcarruthers @stilgherrian Pffft…. Tequila…. Try some of this, Still..thecorridor.fishvision.com/product_images…UIzVql [OH YES HERE WE GO.]

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RT @chrisjrn: Tequila Mockingbird? Sounds tasty: drinksmixer.com/drink2334.html [Oh Jesus wept, that looks… creme de menthe? WTF?]

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It’s because I’m a currawong, isn’t it. You’re using tequila to mock a bird.

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What do you mean? There is no such thing as “tequila”. You just made that up to mock me.

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Oh. I am awake. It is now Wednesday in The America. Hello. Why does it hurts?

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RT @TerrorBite: Magpies are cool and currawongs are the essence of evil [You mean like this? flickr.com/photos/stilghe… Ping @firstdogonmoon.]

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RT @cheshireb @stilgherrian @firstdogonmoon I was tempted by the “I’m having feelings” dog [How could you not be?]

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People who can’t tell the difference between currawongs and magpies.

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It’s a currawong, arsehat.

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I have stolen a @firstdogonmoon thing. I am shameless.

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HOW COME YOU HAVE WASABE PEAS WHY DON’T I HAVE ANY WASABE PEAS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

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So we were told @ZachNelson had invited us back for drinks, and there were drinks, but no @ZachNelson. Is he really a fraud?

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@jonoabroad No, that’s not what “open bar” means.

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So @SenatorLudlam is doing an Ask Me Anything on Reddit at 1930 AEST tonight. Ask him about his special burlesque shows.

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“Bring me the world’s media, serve them wine and food and have them make merry.”

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To paint an accurate picture, this is a bus of wine-filled journalists from around the planet being summoned to MOAR DRINKZ. Nothing cou …

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Yeah all the San Jose jokes have already been done so get over it people.

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Oh. They’ve given us a takeaway bottle each, but now @ZachNelson has summoned us back to San Jose for MOAR DRINKZ.

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So all these other people have denuded the cheese platter before I could try. WTF?

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Current key words: ‘Californian wine’, ‘experiential learning’.

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“Who Owns the Future? Not the Middle Class”, writes @ginasue in response to Jaron Lanier. freedom-to-tinker.com/blog/gneff/who…

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It’s just gone 1700 PDT. In 30 mins we’re off to the press dinner at Testarossa Winery, Los Gatos. testarossa.com

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@SnarkyPlatypus It is a certain pathetic kind of liberation…

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So @crikey_news has too much Budget today, and I need not file a news cycle yarn for anyone else. So I can Think for a while. Yay.

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SciencePorn A 25 year old man was struck by lightning and it left this design on his arm.. pic.twitter.com/dPwGEJQ1Wc

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“NetSuite aims for SAP’s manufacturing heart”, writes @ldignan in a not-at-all-bad summary of the strategy. zdnet.com/netsuite-aims-…

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Oh maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to tweet that.

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Look, “budget black hole” is just politically incorrect. Please refer to a “value-for-money sex worker of colour”.

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“Budget 2013: Canning the internet filter saves AU$4.5m”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/australian-…

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“Budget 2013: IT system tweaks, expansions and new centres”, writes @joshgnosis zdnet.com/au/australian-…

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“Budget 2013: Human Services, Centrelink to lead IT spending”, writes @charispalmer itnews.com.au/News/343229,bu…

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@richardtuffin So is cutting the chestnut R&D levy a good thing or a bad thing for them? I am so conflicted.

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Awaiting the Wisdom of the Editors from various parts of The Australia

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Great headline, EFF! “Stop the Porn Troll Shakedown Scheme” eff.org/press/releases…

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xor Homeland Security has shut down the payment service for Mt. Gox, the bitcoin trading platform betabeat.com/2013/05/depart…

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I hadn’t realised that Australia’s chestnut research and development levy had been cut from $50 to $45 per tonne of chestnuts.

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DrMobs WTF? RT @TIME: Woman removed from plane after refusing to stop singing Whitney Houston song | ti.me/18ICc87

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@SnarkyPlatypus C’est une aubaine parfaite, dit Le Diable.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. J’ai besoin de plus de sommeil. Mais à la place, je me donne la nourriture, du vin et de l’information. Et vous?

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Tue plan, 1330 PDT update: Write story pitches; write for @crikey_news; write whatever else is needed today; hope dinner can still be done.

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Chilp Eat local produce. Eat your neighbors.

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@jeamland You need a cloud. A cloud would have fixed that for you.

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RT @fscavo: Zach attempting to out-Benioff Benioff “Salesforce-com is not CRM” [Nice way of putting it. For some value of “nice”.]

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@jeamland Is a thing broken? DID YOU BREAK A THING?

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RT @BrentLeary: Nelson: we’re the only CRM system that has customer data in it, it’s called orders. [Practical worldview, IMHO.]

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FBI’s Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) releases “2012 Internet Crime Report” fbi.gov/news/news_blog…

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Great question from @benkepes on social stuff in NetSuite… @ZachNelson says social is important, just not a standalone business.

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NetSuite CEO @ZachNelson introduces the panel in the press/analyst briefing instagram.com/p/ZTWqvUiFof/

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Memjet on stage now, talking about their use of NetSuite and Autodesk PLM 360. They have engineers in Australia, apparently.

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@AutodeskPLM360 Not that you’re biased. ;) Sure, I’ll get back to you once my editors in Sydney have woken up and confirmed interest.

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Autodesk guy claims they’re never had a PLM system take longer than four days to implement.

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Autodesk PLM (product lifecycle management) will integrate with NetSuite for Manufacturers. Is this as cool as I think it sounds?

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“It turns out the cloud is perfect for heavy-duty applications like engineering,” says the Autodesk guy. So that’s that then.

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@jeamland Hey, I’ve heard worse business models.

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Watching another corporate video. Deciding that polygons are now way, way too cheap.

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NetSuite announces partnership with Autodesk.

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CORRECTION: NetSuite for Manufacturers. Planning, supply, WIP etc

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NetSuite for Manufacturing announced, after two years in stealth development, to fix the “hairball on steroids”.

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BrianSSommer NS’s unified billing for hardware/software firms - this is actually a real problem - nice to see someone going after this

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ATechcom and the obligatory stab at SAP from Nelson “While SAP is talking about databases, we’re helping build businesses”

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RT @dahowlett: “Of course there’s a database underneath [in NetSuite] but who cares?” [My edit.]

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Constant little pokes at SAP from @ZachNelson for having “databases in the cloud” now.

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Calling wholesale distributors “heroes” is a serious debasement of the concept of hero, particularly when at war in Central Asia. :(

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And now @ZachNelson is about to explain “the next transformation”, which is Suite for Industry.

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Williams-Sonoma saying SuiteCloud enabled them to give Bondi Junction, Australia, customers the same 3-channel experience.

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John Strain, CIO of Williams-Sonoma, a $4 billion retailer, explaining their SuiteCommerce deployment.

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Did @ZachNelson just claim SuiteCommerce is the ONLY ecommerce system that’s omni-channel? [Note to self: check recording.]

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For SuiteCommerce, during Q1 2012 they got 70% new business growth.

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We now have the “Built for NetSuite” standards so that third-party mods will work together in NetSuite.

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Yeah this slogan. “SuiteCloud: the last mile comes standard”. I had a crash blossom on that sentence. I think I’ve got it now. Maybe.

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NetSuite announces new partnership with Capgemini.

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“Winning and scaling” is a slogan here.

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So we have a chat between @ZachNelson and Norm Fjeldheim, CIO of Qualcomm. We’re learning that cloud really is a thing now. Gosh.

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The term “last mile” is being redefined here somehow to mean part of a business model. Stand by for the unravelling.

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A big new thing this year will be NetSuite for Manufacturing, but we’ll get to that.

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Cf NetSuite’s 49% growth, @ZachNelson says: “They shouldn’t call [it] Microsoft Dynamic, they should call it Microsoft Static.” Ouch.

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NetSuite’s 2003 revenue was USD 8.3M. Forward projections for FY2013 is USD 408M.

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Why doesn’t every business use NetSuite, asks @ZachNelson. Because not all companies are “entrepreneurial”, he says.

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And @ZachNelson begins his part of the ritual by name-checking successful customers.

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Something about butter in 1924.

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Lots of fast-moving vendor- and sponsor-related images on a screen half the length of the Mississippi. As these things are done.

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Oh FFS yes, there is loud music and a logo. Get on with it.

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Waiting for @ZachNelson’s keynote to start. The audio is at daft rave levels. Audio recorder at 16% to prevent overload.

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I have been advised by NetSuite PR that fruit cancels out bacon. instagram.com/p/ZS93KHiFsj/

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Heading to the press lounge for breakfast. I’ve lots to absorb and write, so not sure how the tweet levels will go.

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@smperris When’s your birthday? It’s not only @Cmdr_Hadfield who can make music videos, you know.

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@smperris @jplonie Stop it. What is wrong with you? Some of us haven’t had breakfast yet.

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bobbyllew I thought it would be a game changer, but not this fast. Tesla Model S, outsells Mercedes. Audi and BMW in USA. cnnmon.ie/15ECL46

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