Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 12th, 2013

@jonoabroad It is also an appetite stimulant. I want pizza now.

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@jonoabroad The samples of bodily fluids would reveal medication whose known side effects include disruption to sleep patterns.

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@snerdish I have never worked for a telco or the ATO. I did work for the ABC. And, for two years, for a government department.

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Oh. So that was a nap. And now I’m awake again.

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_cypherpunks_ A neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. @shariv67 just sent this document to it. pic.twitter.com/Cq7hdhRAs7

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@Asher_Wolf Heh. I just guessed that every 30 or 40 floors (more often?) you need plant room. Maybe it’s the Premier’s sex dungeon.

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@kcarruthers Nope, ‘cos there’s no WordPress plugin to collate a post. Plus it’s pig-ugly.

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@mattgillard I’ll be using it to auto-generate a daily blog post of links, using Delicious Curator for WordPress. wordpress.org/plugins/delici…

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RT @Asher_Wolf: 50 Lonsdale St, Melbourne has a ghost tenant at floor 29. Spooks? pic.twitter.com/aAmMk4FjnI [Not an aircon plant floor?]

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Should anyone care, I’ve started using Delicious again. It even auto-captures your tweeted links. delicious.com/stilgherrian

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@Leighlo Maybe they only email press releases to people who have network reception. ;)

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Meanwhile, @boydpr has sent me the most evil photo of an evil cat that I have ever seen that was that evil.

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RT @lukehopewell: Can’t say I was invited. SEKRIT indeed. [Pecking order explained right there, Sunshine!]

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I keep hearing things which suggest I should’ve gone to Vodafone Australia’s SEKRIT drinks last night after all.

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Oh! “Follower Accession: How Australian Politicians Gained Their Twitter Followers” from @snurb_dot_info’s mob. mappingonlinepublics.net/2013/07/08/fol…

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@prestontowers I know @rycrozier has been doing lots of analysis of NBN rollout over at @iTnews_au, which I never get time to read.

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@prestontowers The NBN is just politicians shouting at each other that their numbers are wrong and stuff. It’s all arsehats now.

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@xntrik I think if both Apple and Amazon are involved, then it can’t be the good kind of sodomy.

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Sure, @leslienassar @joshgnosis @jdub, I’m happy to be the Seedy Net Special Correspondent.

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I’m sure the sub-editing process will sort out the tequila.

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Oh, and it also contains bathtubs. And tequila. Damn! I should have made it a bathtub of tequila! Damn you, l’esprit de l’escalier!

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I have just filed my column for @zdnetaustralia. It contains drug references. And a Godwin. And a mention of colouring in.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je profite de l’écoulement facile des mots d’esprit à doigts sur un vendredi après-midi. Et vous?

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@AlaskaAir Oh it was three years ago! I think I filled the form, but I may have left it in the gate lounge rather than the aircraft. Thanks!

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I just remembered, I left my Hunter S Thompson compilation on an Alaska Airlines flight after all the free whisky for changing seats.

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NO IT’S OK EVERYONE AMAZON ALREADY KNEW WHAT MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER WAS.

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Installing the Kindle app on the iPad. It’s like sodomy within sodomy.

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Hah! Amazon won’t let me use “profanity” in my profile. I assume they object to “word-whore”.

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I have been granted editorial discretion to push the envelope. We’re going the full gonzo here today, folks.

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Testing the limits of editorial discretion.

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“Revealed: how Microsoft handed the NSA access to encrypted messages”, writes @guardian. Whacko. guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul…

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Fri plan: Tidy unruly desk; write for @zdnetaustralia; washing and iCal fixing in the background; plan next week; TGIF; early night.

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@NewtonMark @jeamland @mpesce They aren’t express trains at 9pm. It’s all stations from Penrith to Mount Victoria or even Lithgow.

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@NewtonMark @jeamland @mpesce Actually, “The 9pm Tullamarine”, “The 9pm Brunswick Street” etc as a series. That could be a thing.

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@NewtonMark @jeamland @mpesce This could all work, as a salutary warning to anyone who doesn’t get their dosage correct.

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@jeamland Yeah, but this has to fit into a thing that people will pay me to do. Unless we sell tickets to A Night with Stilgherrian.

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Yeah I know, @lewellyn @deconstructo, I don’t think I’ll be syncing the calendar to this iPad any time soon.

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Dear Melbourne People, any events coming up in the next three weeks that I should be at?

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Dear Canberra People, any events coming up in the next three weeks that I should be at?

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Right, so iCal Cleaner, which is deleting damaged alarms etc from 180MB of iCal files, is written in AppleScript. Is anything even slower?

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It’s OK, @llament @JM77, I have backups. Things work, except when trying to sync to the iPad, when it spews errors into the logs.

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So, Sun StarOffice to Microsoft Entourage to Apple iCal, and then Apple’s iCal 2.0. Now syncing to iPad. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

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Oh, I take that back. it looks like it started in StarOffice Schedule on 19 July 2000, running on Linux.

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So 13 years of detailed calendar events, some 180MB, migrated thru versions of MS Entourage and Apple iCal etc, becomes corrupted. Surprise!

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Re-plug blog post: “Talking NSA and spying on The Project”, with video from Monday. stilgherrian.com/conversations/…

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@garthk @viveka That thing I wanted to do with blog posts? Delicious Curator plugin for WordPress is the thing. wordpress.org/plugins/delici…

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Fri plan, draft: Tidy the unruly desk; write for @zdnetaustralia; washing; plan next week, which will be busy; TGIF; early night, I think.

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@Beaker @IFTTT I daresay it’ll be even more uncomfortable with an iPad. Ouch.

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Does @IFTTT have an action for “If <some condition> then shove it up your arse”?

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RT @sylmobile: @stilgherrian does it mean we get an early mark? [Only if last night’s curry was too strong and the bathroom too distant.]

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Apparently my brain says we’re starting Friday now, so I hope you’re all OK with that.

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