RT @carolduncan: I have a headache and butter on my jeans. [So many nights end up like this…]
RT @firstdogonmoon: I dropped my iphone 5s in the toilet in honour of the marriage of @tristankenney and @livnenna
“Silicon Chasm: The class divide on America’s cutting edge” is worth a read. http://t.co/IsjjXc6hPt
iain_chalmers @Colvinius @kcarruthers Well here’s Saatchi’s xmas present sorted then instagram.com/p/hUzAsRlouc/ #teamNigella
@michaelneale Well, yes, do focus on those important themes and the presentation will be a winner.
RT @michaelneale: Trying to compress a presentation by 50%. [Delete the stupid parts?]
RT @DavidParis: There is art in laziness this powerful https://t.co/K4jDg7eIpu
T @sylmobile: MARXISM! twitpic.com/dn1x8u [“Marxism, it’s about more shouting.”]
paulwallbank Recommended by credible sources - that’s a relief! @ Bridgepoint Shopping Centre instagram.com/p/hUlRbEREDX/
RT @shaun_ssmith: Advertisement of the day #Honda pic.twitter.com/ZE1tjASWcn [HT @Colvinius]
@gattaca Does this help? tatts.com/tattersalls
It’s @Herring1967’s fault that I must show you this Tumblr. http://t.co/0hKCTOp6MO
umairh The US is like some kind of bizarre insane dystopian comic now. I can’t even process the insanity anymore.
RT @wobster: Tur-rab-topus? With bacon strips! http://t.co/P6xXe7DHjY [This looks so wrong…]
afynou -god, are you there?
-I AM EVERYWHERE
-can you bring peace to the middle east?
-NO BUT I CAN MAKE A SORT OF FACE PATTERN ON THIS BURNT TACO
RT @paulwallbank Noses in the air, mouths pursed tightly. Welcome back to the North Shore. [Assuming the position now…]
TumblrTXT See me obsess about the cartoon characters that I desperately want to have sex with.
Hello, Saturday. Apparently.
thornae @JohnBirmingham @stilgherrian: There’s an Acura model with voice commands that will turn on the aircon if you fart:
vimeo.com/79534700
@JohnBirmingham Excellent. I wonder whether the language settings would make a difference.
@ChrissieM That’s quite some fart!
I just heard an astoundingly loud fart through a closed wooden door.
@jonoabroad I didn’t vote for this democracy.
Wait, New South Wales has a government now?
RT @expectproblems: Never thought I’d say this, but…. Go Barry!
rdhinds A lot of emotional media farewells today. Remind me of the one I was given by Fairfax. pic.twitter.com/1DgPWUkg7C
bunjaree With the bushfires long gone, we’d love to see the Blue Mountains full of tourists again in December! Vacancies at bunjareecottages.com.au/calendar/
wiggabitch if I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead, I would choose dead, because it means more dinner for me
@R_Chirgwin Oh excellent, it’s great when the support advice works. ;)
@bigmac @jplonie @franksting Yeah, sorry to bail, but I’m exhausted. It’s a delivery and sloth kind of evening.
@R_Chirgwin Well that’s good news. How many sphincters were ruptured to make that happen?
RT @dhindes: Nextmedia buys PC & Tech Authority http://t.co/RE5qj7XkKb Unrelated: http://t.co/cJSinHHBmy
@maxsharples @jzellis Oh thank you, I love War Nerd’s stuff.
jzellis If you want to see what a deregulated libertarian world would really look like, come to East Africa. pic.twitter.com/1xxAoI47Aj
Not crying.
@feed_the_chooks Thank you. I think. Needs more crocodile though.
“Walkley award-winning sushi maggot.”
nichodges When I hear ad people predict “a future where everything is connected by data”, I imagine someone in the 90s predicting “a paperless office”
dannolan hahah he is the best pic.twitter.com/gefvDQi7IP
I’ve seen that movie.
MrDenmore Thank you Comrade Hockey! Another record grain harvest for our glorious commonwealth! pic.twitter.com/0LuiM91Xaj
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me demande combien de chatons à sacrifier. Et vous?
RT @MrDenmore: Centrist, pragmatic business leaders longing for a Turnbull return against all odds, says @latingle http://t.co/Qrbq0T3T6y
RT @TumblrTXT: Wish I could always love myself as much as I do when I’m taking selfies half naked.
I think I might re-write the story of my life as kabuki.
Fri plan: Complete writing stuff for @zdnetaustralia x 2, @CSO_Australia x 1; remainder TBA, but presumably TGIF.
“Confidential briefing: NBN unlikely to meet Coalition’s deadline”, writes @zyzzyvamedia at @smh http://t.co/9Oj0DIW3zn
@jeamland @leslienassar That does not help anything in any way.
@leslienassar Something something grumpy old man.
Here we go. Friday. Fuck you all.
RT @TomRittervg: De-Anonymizing Alt.Anonymous.Messages from @_defcon_ has been posted on Youtube. http://t.co/wDaxRnyuHv Slides http://t.co…
@Monicas_WS Yes, that’s exactly the origin, IIRC.
Can someone tell the CDP that the “Xmas” abbreviation was invented by medieval monks and is more authentically “Christian” than their shit.
SnarkyPlatypus The CDP wants you to be a pedantic arsehole pic.twitter.com/QYHwMLWsZf (via @scottsues)
ItsShaneA I know this looks like a mirror but it is the Shropshire Union Canal at Ellesmere…honest!! pic.twitter.com/vAUhG41YI9
@rivercaren @thelaughingsub My views on electronic voting are well documented. http://t.co/ROZ5JwxSdt http://t.co/jsxD8wefwZ
@NewtonMark @Europol_EU Stop mocking Science.
AllyFogg Politics, either side of the Atlantic pic.twitter.com/knRSo12I3I
TomRaftery RT @stevelord: Just been sent this from a customer. It’s funny because it’s probably true. pic.twitter.com/g6qfDSLO4u
louiseyaxley Should get a platypus sighting tonight. pic.twitter.com/kYLOgw3i8C
If @walkleys retweets every fucking tweet that mentions #walkleys I’m going to send around a couple of Tongans with baseball bats.
@semibogan I’ve been to Yass. Lovely little town.
#poodlesex should be a thing.
Just take is as read that I retweeted the video of the exploding whale.
“What’s wrong with China’s Air Defence Identification Zone (and what’s not)”, writes @Rory_Medcalf, making sense. http://t.co/YD9Hwugrcw
RT @joshgnosis: Christopher Pyne’s new glasses are very fashionable, but still I can’t get this image out of my head. http://t.co/p1fgpdFENX
“NSW Electoral Commission invites tenders for iVote system”, writes @thelaughingsub http://t.co/xTETQ5jaQz
Look, “diet wine” is not an actual thing, OK.
RT @juhasaarinen: Malcolm Turnball. pic.twitter.com/rsF7n9xd3v [Sounds… uncomfortable.]
shanghaiist School girl chastized after jamming cucumber into fellow student’s mouth fb.me/1ZJBtWsbi
RT @GuardianAus: Tony Abbott says we’ll ‘speak our mind’ on China’s new air-defence zonbit.ly/1b64VBlo3 [Uhoh.]
@ORP_1 It all comes down to the ROI numbers. What’s out there in greatest numbers that’s easy to hack and delivers the most data.
@ORP_1 It certainly does. Pwning the router gets you ALL traffic. I seem to recall a Brazilian telco’s DSL routers got hacked once?
“New Linux worm targets routers, cameras, ‘Internet of things’ devices”, writes @dangoodin001 http://t.co/AlSeNSLhA3 HT @marcoostini
paulwallbank “Magic Quadrant” - drink!
Beaker RT @MrFlygenring: @Beaker big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/kNL9WkF.gif < Can’t sleep. Twerkies will eat me. o_O
ProfJSDavies Is someone you care about involved with post structuralism? pic.twitter.com/d9y9wo7p2E
Cyber_War_News Hong Kong Bitcoin miners pour datacentre in a FISH TANK reg.cx/28XP via @TheRegister
@swearyanthony @chrisbrownie @boredjessica Well, perhaps in the sense that the entirety of life is just a grand self-satirising fraud.
“Bitcoin community offers up $10K bug bounty”, writes @writingadam http://t.co/DTYMjqu7VK
@chrisbrownie @boredjessica Yeah look this isn’t satire.
@Prohairetic He’s even managed to recover money from Nigerian scammers.
@Prohairetic True. He’s been doing great work with the Russian police helping protect Queensland folks from online romance scams…
@chrisbrownie @boredjessica Yep, and that little thought will be added to the Bitcoin-related feelpinion I’m currently writing.
@Prohairetic That would be Det Supt Brian Hay, and he has a clue. He also stole my breakfast sausages and the AFP helped him cover it up.
@chrisbrownie Yeah I was just thinking that too. I think you’re right.
@chrisbrownie I believe your understanding to be correct. But then burning $20 notes does the same thing.
bernietb Fucking hell
rdhinds #Walkleys night reminds me how many great journos we have. And that most look like concierges at two star hotels in their dinner suits.
paulwallbank The enthusiastic clapping of the PR folk makes up for the stony silence of the media and analysts.
RT @RatbagsDotCom: This has something for everyone - “groom’s pregnant mistress attacks bride at wedding” http://t.co/9NrirxG1oO
glengyron If you woke up one morning and BANG you were Bill Shorten… would you really have the strength to go on?
Look I don’t wish to shock anyone, but I just saw a journalist being cynical.
SenatorLudlam perhaps it would just be quicker to make a list of countries the Abbott Government *hasn’t* pissed off in the last fortnight
@christopherneal There’s a difference?
RT @nicchristensen: Dr Mumbo: Oh dear Virgin cancelled a flight to Brisbane filled with journalists on their way to the walkleys… http://…
Warringah ia a living hell.
tip66 Has Tone had a sniff of her hair yet.
j_hutch Govt dept takes 24 hours to respond to enquiry, largely copies and pastes from website then asks I use it as background and not quote it.
onetui Attention cafes. Gloria Jean is now advertising pulled pork sliders. I think we can declare that trend over.
Yes the time has come once more for this. twitpic.com/dkha6l
RT @NewtonMark: Yes, Tone. You’re exactly like her, and know exactly what it’s like to be her. And remember, narcissism is always all about…
joshgnosis Operation Sovereign Airspace
KJBar PM Abbott on criticising China over its new air defence zone: “We believe in freedom of navigation.” @ABCNews24
Can someone please make sure the Prime Minister isn’t let out in public without adult supervision?
danielhurstbne Alongside Aung San Suu Kyi, Abbott says he was an opposition leader for 4yrs & knows the role can have some exhilarations & frustrations
Oh, Tony…
“Telstra copper network an ‘absolute disgrace’: Comms Union”, writes @joshgnosis http://t.co/CEw8GxqL1h
RT @MonaHol: @paulcarr @mannersNJ @gustavtutre @MarkAmesExiled @ggreenwald Glenn more influential than u before NSA stuff, now internat’l j…
paulcarr Oh boy. Greenwald’s former law partner just told us to leave Glenn alone because he’s an “internat’l jounro rockstar.”
@adm_76 Well my very great fear is that it won’t be.
Me at @zdnetaustralia in April: “Bitcoin: More ideology than trustworthy currency” http://t.co/IBAxe68ji2 I’m currently writing the sequel.
Oh dear, that’s like pigging out on chocolate-coated bacon midoris. Wonderful, but I cannot move.
bitcoin_txt Perhaps reddit bitcoin tipping is the future engine of economic growth
bitcoin_txt I wonder if the ethical non-monogamy crowd and the bitcoin crowd intersect at all..
bitcoin_txt 3D-Print your guns now! The feds will soon come after us and put all bitcoiners in fema prison camps
bitcoin_txt And now you understand what gun owners put up with
bitcoin_txt A Silicon Valley startup backed by a top VC is about as legit as they come.
bitcoin_txt she took away your bitcoin, you’re a disgrace of a man. you’re a man tell her to fuck off and dig some holes. You’re in charge not her
bitcoin_txt When this becomes commonplace, the votes of women (who are rarely wealthy or smart enough to use bitcoin) will matter less.
bitcoin_txt Taxation is slavery. There is no possible justification.
bitcoin_txt My dad is blocking bitcoin related websites. WHY?? I’m 24 years of age why should he even care!
bitcoin_txt Will record anything in Mickey Mouses Voice for BTC heres a recording of my example, reading the first passage from John Galt’s Atlas Shrugg
bitcoin_txt [Beg] Lost all of my coins in the inputs.io debacle. Will do math homework problems for coins!
bitcoin_txt I think most of the confusion is coming from those that have been programmed by the mainstream TV signals.
bitcoin_txt I like nerdy stuff, such as bitcoin, and anime
bitcoin_txt Bitcoin is the only market not manipulated by the jewish mafia so in the long term probably will be the best way to keep your equity.
bitcoin_txt Here’s what I think… BitCoin was made by the NSA to crack codes.
bitcoin_txt Taxes are based on coercion of the people. Bitcoin is like in the maxtrix world and neo can fly and stuff.
bitcoin_txt Our planet needs deflation, not inflation. Bitcoin is the first technology in human history that can offer us a usable deflationary system.
bitcoin_txt What if we printed Bibles and replaced all mentioned of “God” with “The Economy”, and all mentions of “Jesus” with “Bitcoin”?
bitcoin_txt doesnt matter if it flops or not its fucking genius. It will make an impact. feels good to be part of something this big and revolutionary.
bitcoin_txt The Bitcoin bubble already happened earlier this year. The build-up to its current value happened naturally.
RT @bitcoin_txt: You can’t destroy the pious, and Bitcoin is the single most pious financial instrument humans have cooked up since cuneifo…
bitcoin_txt BTC may well be the cure for consumerism.
FlipPRO #Bitcoin will revolutionize the planet. It will end all corruption as we know it, and take us into a real “golden age”. No more secrets….
RT @bitcoin_txt: I fortunately — God is merciful — do not have a wife….I got in when I did…because the very idea of Bitcoin brought me …
bitcoin_txt The main value of Bitcoin is its lack of inflation.That gives it an extreme desirability and is what IMO drives its current uphill movement.
bitcoin_txt I am 14. How do I convince my parents that Bitcoin isn’t a scam?
mediaalliance Gearing up for the #walkleys after party #meaamedia pic.twitter.com/1l6cmiUnHX
@jturner_ibrs Oh thank you, that goes into the column.
SnarkyPlatypus When is the KLF going to a burn a million Bitcoins?
Right. Time for the Two Hours Hate.
dogsdoingthings Dogs floating in space, announcing, “Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space.”
RT @twhittyer: She’s spending 28 days knitting with wool that she’s inserted into her vagina. No more internet today. http://t.co/DGW6aURUJm
@jonoabroad I am not a nice person.
bitcoin_txt proof of concept: Bitcoin can be used in jewelry - therefore it has “intrinsic” value
@RatbagsDotCom Oh this is Round Two for me. I know what I’m getting myself into.
RT @jonoabroad: Anyone have a dog sitter around Ryde they trust? [There’s these guys http://t.co/zkBkhdQQ1Y …?]
“Showers of Bitcoin gold.”
@dobes @joshgnosis @chrisjrn I’ve seen that video!
RT @jdub: I plan to establish a paramilitary branch of the Australian republican movement. [Dear ASIO? This bloke here. You’re welcome.]
reutersLjungg This is a shocking picture RT @BJMendelson: Look at all this technology making us anti-social pic.twitter.com/qhn4VMD46k
RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Yes, but they fixed that: http://t.co/AKgE0GU5XZ [Yeah, I don’t think “fix” means what you think it means.]
zackwhittaker BBC News - Bitcoin virtual currency breaks $1,000 mark bbc.in/1giaZvZ
TomCBallard “We’re all someone’s daughter / We’re all someone’s son” - ‘Hermaphrodites’ by John Farnham
The fact that Kate Bush’s “Wuthering Heights” was such a huge hit demonstrates the depth of society’s drug problems in that era.
@seamus @franksting @johnb78 Yes, we bailed when the @MattTett-funded drinking reach the three-hour mark. Another three seemed unwise.
Wait. So Socialist Alternative bought Qantas?
JustinWolfers The Ayn Rand Institute just emailed me to offer free Rand books for my students. Apparently the market price is wrong & subsidies are needed
@franksting @bigmac Jesus Christ, man, what are you thinking?
terencehuynh Yeah. Tumblr is weird.
HURRY UP I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER TO REMAIN ANGRY ABOUT BITCOIN.
NewtonMark Nigella character assassinations on White Ribbon Day. Awareness raised, assholes.
@leslienassar @tashlee I see what you mean. That’s a gloriously unfocussed whinge. Does Gerry Harvey run Qantas now?
RT @mrgrumpystephen: FYI I would fucken love to get high with Nigella
@franksting @johnb78 I believe I made the right decision. Notwithstanding @MattTett’s fine strategy.
Dear people, Bitcoin is a cash. Don’t leave it lying in a desk drawer. Arsehats. http://t.co/KQYTIglbS4 HT @Colvinius
I note that it’s after midday, so whatever my “Thu plan” tweet was going to say is now probably irrelevant. I think I’ll have another go.
RT @AndrewPStreet: Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this Chatroulette video of Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’. @SydneyTimeOut http://t.co…
jowrotethis How to tell if a toy is for boys or girls. pic.twitter.com/4MTdubGZo1
“Oh yeah.”
Escaping @MattTett’s evil plans by train.
OH: “I’ve had the whole social media team disappeared.”
sturdyAlex Erm… Pretty sure this is not what the client had in mind. pic.twitter.com/2Fv0H7sikA
RT @NewtonMark: Hey everyone it’s @swearyanthony’s birthday today, so he’s another year closer to death. Yeah, well done!
Before Twitter, how did judges ever know whether they handed down the right verdict?
@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan I suspect you don’t want your private keys on a network connected machine. ;)
@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan That’s now getting too deep into actual procedures for my knowledge… But…
@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan #ORP1 Oh excellent. And now you’ve created a target… ;)
Mobile: Walk to Chatswood station; train to Town Hall; walk to Darling Harbour; 1630 Internet Industry Association’s Nautical Policy event.
RT @cyberwar: Making plans for a week down under. Sydney here we come! [Batten down the hatches!]
@paulwallbank That should be “and”, not “or”.
OH: “Do you run your pants at a profit?”
@paulwallbank I would of course help moderate your drinking. Upwards.
RT @paulwallbank: “Gamification is a hot item.” I’m so glad I don’t travel with @stilgherrian [Drink up, Paul, it’s the only way. Not.]
@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Quelqu’un semble avoir installé un soleil sur cette planète. Soyez prudent! Et vous?
@jpwarren I don’t, but I’m thinking of using the refurbished Delicious for that. I’ll decide over the holiday break.
@jpwarren Thanks for the reminder. The podcast links I note as I’m editing and then look ‘em up, copy and paste. There’s no magic.
@franksting I take that to mean you’re going to the IIA Nautical Policy event?
Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Open router project launched to improve network privacy”, about @ORP_1 http://t.co/uBkd1pZRb6
Wed plan, draft: Work on @zdnetaustralia feature all day, or close thereto; 1630 Internet Industry Association Nautical Policy event.
IT IS WEDNESDAY AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
@ORP_1 @semibogan @TheDanAnimal I believe that figure was for an MD5, yes, but I’m relying on my memory and it’s approaching 2300.
@ORP_1 Oh my point was that $250k is cheap to pwn a whole raft of routers. But yes an 0day does the job just as well.
@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan @zdnetaustralia Hash collisions to fake an update cost around $250k of cloud compute time to generate.
@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan @zdnetaustralia I missed this earlier, I was at dinner, but yes updates are a tricky thing…