Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

November 2013

RT @carolduncan: I have a headache and butter on my jeans. [So many nights end up like this…]

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RT @firstdogonmoon: I dropped my iphone 5s in the toilet in honour of the marriage of @tristankenney and @livnenna

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“Silicon Chasm: The class divide on America’s cutting edge” is worth a read. http://t.co/IsjjXc6hPt

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iain_chalmers @Colvinius @kcarruthers Well here’s Saatchi’s xmas present sorted then instagram.com/p/hUzAsRlouc/

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@michaelneale Well, yes, do focus on those important themes and the presentation will be a winner.

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RT @michaelneale: Trying to compress a presentation by 50%. [Delete the stupid parts?]

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RT @DavidParis: There is art in laziness this powerful https://t.co/K4jDg7eIpu

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T @sylmobile: MARXISM! twitpic.com/dn1x8u [“Marxism, it’s about more shouting.”]

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paulwallbank Recommended by credible sources - that’s a relief! @ Bridgepoint Shopping Centre instagram.com/p/hUlRbEREDX/

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It’s @Herring1967’s fault that I must show you this Tumblr. http://t.co/0hKCTOp6MO

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umairh The US is like some kind of bizarre insane dystopian comic now. I can’t even process the insanity anymore.

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RT @wobster: Tur-rab-topus? With bacon strips! http://t.co/P6xXe7DHjY [This looks so wrong…]

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afynou -god, are you there?
-I AM EVERYWHERE
-can you bring peace to the middle east?
-NO BUT I CAN MAKE A SORT OF FACE PATTERN ON THIS BURNT TACO

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RT @paulwallbank Noses in the air, mouths pursed tightly. Welcome back to the North Shore. [Assuming the position now…]

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TumblrTXT See me obsess about the cartoon characters that I desperately want to have sex with.

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Hello, Saturday. Apparently.

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thornae @JohnBirmingham @stilgherrian: There’s an Acura model with voice commands that will turn on the aircon if you fart:
vimeo.com/79534700

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@JohnBirmingham Excellent. I wonder whether the language settings would make a difference.

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I just heard an astoundingly loud fart through a closed wooden door.

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Wait, New South Wales has a government now?

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RT @expectproblems: Never thought I’d say this, but…. Go Barry!

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rdhinds A lot of emotional media farewells today. Remind me of the one I was given by Fairfax. pic.twitter.com/1DgPWUkg7C

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bunjaree With the bushfires long gone, we’d love to see the Blue Mountains full of tourists again in December! Vacancies at bunjareecottages.com.au/calendar/

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wiggabitch if I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead, I would choose dead, because it means more dinner for me

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@R_Chirgwin Oh excellent, it’s great when the support advice works. ;)

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@bigmac @jplonie @franksting Yeah, sorry to bail, but I’m exhausted. It’s a delivery and sloth kind of evening.

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@R_Chirgwin Well that’s good news. How many sphincters were ruptured to make that happen?

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RT @dhindes: Nextmedia buys PC & Tech Authority http://t.co/RE5qj7XkKb Unrelated: http://t.co/cJSinHHBmy

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jzellis If you want to see what a deregulated libertarian world would really look like, come to East Africa. pic.twitter.com/1xxAoI47Aj

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@feed_the_chooks Thank you. I think. Needs more crocodile though.

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“Walkley award-winning sushi maggot.”

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nichodges When I hear ad people predict “a future where everything is connected by data”, I imagine someone in the 90s predicting “a paperless office”

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dannolan hahah he is the best pic.twitter.com/gefvDQi7IP

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I’ve seen that movie.

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MrDenmore Thank you Comrade Hockey! Another record grain harvest for our glorious commonwealth! pic.twitter.com/0LuiM91Xaj

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je me demande combien de chatons à sacrifier. Et vous?

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RT @MrDenmore: Centrist, pragmatic business leaders longing for a Turnbull return against all odds, says @latingle http://t.co/Qrbq0T3T6y

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RT @TumblrTXT: Wish I could always love myself as much as I do when I’m taking selfies half naked.

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I think I might re-write the story of my life as kabuki.

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Fri plan: Complete writing stuff for @zdnetaustralia x 2, @CSO_Australia x 1; remainder TBA, but presumably TGIF.

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“Confidential briefing: NBN unlikely to meet Coalition’s deadline”, writes @zyzzyvamedia at @smh http://t.co/9Oj0DIW3zn

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Here we go. Friday. Fuck you all.

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RT @TomRittervg: De-Anonymizing Alt.Anonymous.Messages from @_defcon_ has been posted on Youtube. http://t.co/wDaxRnyuHv Slides http://t.co…

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@Monicas_WS Yes, that’s exactly the origin, IIRC.

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Can someone tell the CDP that the “Xmas” abbreviation was invented by medieval monks and is more authentically “Christian” than their shit.

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SnarkyPlatypus The CDP wants you to be a pedantic arsehole pic.twitter.com/QYHwMLWsZf (via @scottsues)

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ItsShaneA I know this looks like a mirror but it is the Shropshire Union Canal at Ellesmere…honest!! pic.twitter.com/vAUhG41YI9

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AllyFogg Politics, either side of the Atlantic pic.twitter.com/knRSo12I3I

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TomRaftery RT @stevelord: Just been sent this from a customer. It’s funny because it’s probably true. pic.twitter.com/g6qfDSLO4u

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louiseyaxley Should get a platypus sighting tonight. pic.twitter.com/kYLOgw3i8C

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glengyron Deep Space 9 has to be the most boring television ever made.

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If @walkleys retweets every fucking tweet that mentions I’m going to send around a couple of Tongans with baseball bats.

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@semibogan I’ve been to Yass. Lovely little town.

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Just take is as read that I retweeted the video of the exploding whale.

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“What’s wrong with China’s Air Defence Identification Zone (and what’s not)”, writes @Rory_Medcalf, making sense. http://t.co/YD9Hwugrcw

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RT @joshgnosis: Christopher Pyne’s new glasses are very fashionable, but still I can’t get this image out of my head. http://t.co/p1fgpdFENX

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“NSW Electoral Commission invites tenders for iVote system”, writes @thelaughingsub http://t.co/xTETQ5jaQz

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Look, “diet wine” is not an actual thing, OK.

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RT @juhasaarinen: Malcolm Turnball. pic.twitter.com/rsF7n9xd3v [Sounds… uncomfortable.]

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shanghaiist School girl chastized after jamming cucumber into fellow student’s mouth fb.me/1ZJBtWsbi

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RT @GuardianAus: Tony Abbott says we’ll ‘speak our mind’ on China’s new air-defence zonbit.ly/1b64VBlo3 [Uhoh.]

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@ORP_1 It all comes down to the ROI numbers. What’s out there in greatest numbers that’s easy to hack and delivers the most data.

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@ORP_1 It certainly does. Pwning the router gets you ALL traffic. I seem to recall a Brazilian telco’s DSL routers got hacked once?

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“New Linux worm targets routers, cameras, ‘Internet of things’ devices”, writes @dangoodin001 http://t.co/AlSeNSLhA3 HT @marcoostini

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paulwallbank “Magic Quadrant” - drink!

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Beaker RT @MrFlygenring: @Beaker big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/kNL9WkF.gif < Can’t sleep. Twerkies will eat me. o_O

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ProfJSDavies Is someone you care about involved with post structuralism? pic.twitter.com/d9y9wo7p2E

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Cyber_War_News Hong Kong Bitcoin miners pour datacentre in a FISH TANK reg.cx/28XP via @TheRegister

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@swearyanthony @chrisbrownie @boredjessica Well, perhaps in the sense that the entirety of life is just a grand self-satirising fraud.

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“Bitcoin community offers up $10K bug bounty”, writes @writingadam http://t.co/DTYMjqu7VK

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@Prohairetic He’s even managed to recover money from Nigerian scammers.

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@Prohairetic True. He’s been doing great work with the Russian police helping protect Queensland folks from online romance scams…

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@chrisbrownie @boredjessica Yep, and that little thought will be added to the Bitcoin-related feelpinion I’m currently writing.

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@Prohairetic That would be Det Supt Brian Hay, and he has a clue. He also stole my breakfast sausages and the AFP helped him cover it up.

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@chrisbrownie Yeah I was just thinking that too. I think you’re right.

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@chrisbrownie I believe your understanding to be correct. But then burning $20 notes does the same thing.

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bernietb Fucking hell

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rdhinds night reminds me how many great journos we have. And that most look like concierges at two star hotels in their dinner suits.

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paulwallbank The enthusiastic clapping of the PR folk makes up for the stony silence of the media and analysts.

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RT @RatbagsDotCom: This has something for everyone - “groom’s pregnant mistress attacks bride at wedding” http://t.co/9NrirxG1oO

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glengyron If you woke up one morning and BANG you were Bill Shorten… would you really have the strength to go on?

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Look I don’t wish to shock anyone, but I just saw a journalist being cynical.

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SenatorLudlam perhaps it would just be quicker to make a list of countries the Abbott Government *hasn’t* pissed off in the last fortnight

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RT @nicchristensen: Dr Mumbo: Oh dear Virgin cancelled a flight to Brisbane filled with journalists on their way to the walkleys… http://…

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Warringah ia a living hell.

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tip66 Has Tone had a sniff of her hair yet.

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j_hutch Govt dept takes 24 hours to respond to enquiry, largely copies and pastes from website then asks I use it as background and not quote it.

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onetui Attention cafes. Gloria Jean is now advertising pulled pork sliders. I think we can declare that trend over.

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Yes the time has come once more for this. twitpic.com/dkha6l

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RT @NewtonMark: Yes, Tone. You’re exactly like her, and know exactly what it’s like to be her. And remember, narcissism is always all about…

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joshgnosis Operation Sovereign Airspace

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KJBar PM Abbott on criticising China over its new air defence zone: “We believe in freedom of navigation.” @ABCNews24

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Can someone please make sure the Prime Minister isn’t let out in public without adult supervision?

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danielhurstbne Alongside Aung San Suu Kyi, Abbott says he was an opposition leader for 4yrs & knows the role can have some exhilarations & frustrations

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“Telstra copper network an ‘absolute disgrace’: Comms Union”, writes @joshgnosis http://t.co/CEw8GxqL1h

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RT @MonaHol: @paulcarr @mannersNJ @gustavtutre @MarkAmesExiled @ggreenwald Glenn more influential than u before NSA stuff, now internat’l j…

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paulcarr Oh boy. Greenwald’s former law partner just told us to leave Glenn alone because he’s an “internat’l jounro rockstar.”

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@adm_76 Well my very great fear is that it won’t be.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia in April: “Bitcoin: More ideology than trustworthy currency” http://t.co/IBAxe68ji2 I’m currently writing the sequel.

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Oh dear, that’s like pigging out on chocolate-coated bacon midoris. Wonderful, but I cannot move.

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bitcoin_txt Perhaps reddit bitcoin tipping is the future engine of economic growth

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bitcoin_txt I wonder if the ethical non-monogamy crowd and the bitcoin crowd intersect at all..

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bitcoin_txt 3D-Print your guns now! The feds will soon come after us and put all bitcoiners in fema prison camps

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bitcoin_txt And now you understand what gun owners put up with

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bitcoin_txt A Silicon Valley startup backed by a top VC is about as legit as they come.

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bitcoin_txt she took away your bitcoin, you’re a disgrace of a man. you’re a man tell her to fuck off and dig some holes. You’re in charge not her

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bitcoin_txt When this becomes commonplace, the votes of women (who are rarely wealthy or smart enough to use bitcoin) will matter less.

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bitcoin_txt Taxation is slavery. There is no possible justification.

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bitcoin_txt My dad is blocking bitcoin related websites. WHY?? I’m 24 years of age why should he even care!

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bitcoin_txt Will record anything in Mickey Mouses Voice for BTC heres a recording of my example, reading the first passage from John Galt’s Atlas Shrugg

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bitcoin_txt [Beg] Lost all of my coins in the inputs.io debacle. Will do math homework problems for coins!

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bitcoin_txt I think most of the confusion is coming from those that have been programmed by the mainstream TV signals.

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bitcoin_txt I like nerdy stuff, such as bitcoin, and anime

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bitcoin_txt Bitcoin is the only market not manipulated by the jewish mafia so in the long term probably will be the best way to keep your equity.

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bitcoin_txt Here’s what I think… BitCoin was made by the NSA to crack codes.

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bitcoin_txt Taxes are based on coercion of the people. Bitcoin is like in the maxtrix world and neo can fly and stuff.

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bitcoin_txt Our planet needs deflation, not inflation. Bitcoin is the first technology in human history that can offer us a usable deflationary system.

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bitcoin_txt What if we printed Bibles and replaced all mentioned of “God” with “The Economy”, and all mentions of “Jesus” with “Bitcoin”?

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bitcoin_txt doesnt matter if it flops or not its fucking genius. It will make an impact. feels good to be part of something this big and revolutionary.

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bitcoin_txt The Bitcoin bubble already happened earlier this year. The build-up to its current value happened naturally.

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RT @bitcoin_txt: You can’t destroy the pious, and Bitcoin is the single most pious financial instrument humans have cooked up since cuneifo…

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bitcoin_txt BTC may well be the cure for consumerism.

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FlipPRO will revolutionize the planet. It will end all corruption as we know it, and take us into a real “golden age”. No more secrets….

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RT @bitcoin_txt: I fortunately — God is merciful — do not have a wife….I got in when I did…because the very idea of Bitcoin brought me …

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bitcoin_txt The main value of Bitcoin is its lack of inflation.That gives it an extreme desirability and is what IMO drives its current uphill movement.

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bitcoin_txt I am 14. How do I convince my parents that Bitcoin isn’t a scam?

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mediaalliance Gearing up for the after party pic.twitter.com/1l6cmiUnHX

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@jturner_ibrs Oh thank you, that goes into the column.

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SnarkyPlatypus When is the KLF going to a burn a million Bitcoins?

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Right. Time for the Two Hours Hate.

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dogsdoingthings Dogs floating in space, announcing, “Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space.”

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RT @twhittyer: She’s spending 28 days knitting with wool that she’s inserted into her vagina. No more internet today. http://t.co/DGW6aURUJm

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bitcoin_txt proof of concept: Bitcoin can be used in jewelry - therefore it has “intrinsic” value

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@RatbagsDotCom Oh this is Round Two for me. I know what I’m getting myself into.

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RT @jonoabroad: Anyone have a dog sitter around Ryde they trust? [There’s these guys http://t.co/zkBkhdQQ1Y …?]

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“Showers of Bitcoin gold.”

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RT @jdub: I plan to establish a paramilitary branch of the Australian republican movement. [Dear ASIO? This bloke here. You’re welcome.]

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reutersLjungg This is a shocking picture RT @BJMendelson: Look at all this technology making us anti-social pic.twitter.com/qhn4VMD46k

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Yes, but they fixed that: http://t.co/AKgE0GU5XZ [Yeah, I don’t think “fix” means what you think it means.]

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zackwhittaker BBC News - Bitcoin virtual currency breaks $1,000 mark bbc.in/1giaZvZ

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TomCBallard “We’re all someone’s daughter / We’re all someone’s son” - ‘Hermaphrodites’ by John Farnham

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The fact that Kate Bush’s “Wuthering Heights” was such a huge hit demonstrates the depth of society’s drug problems in that era.

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@seamus @franksting @johnb78 Yes, we bailed when the @MattTett-funded drinking reach the three-hour mark. Another three seemed unwise.

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Wait. So Socialist Alternative bought Qantas?

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JustinWolfers The Ayn Rand Institute just emailed me to offer free Rand books for my students. Apparently the market price is wrong & subsidies are needed

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@franksting @bigmac Jesus Christ, man, what are you thinking?

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terencehuynh Yeah. Tumblr is weird.

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HURRY UP I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER TO REMAIN ANGRY ABOUT BITCOIN.

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NewtonMark Nigella character assassinations on White Ribbon Day. Awareness raised, assholes.

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@leslienassar @tashlee I see what you mean. That’s a gloriously unfocussed whinge. Does Gerry Harvey run Qantas now?

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RT @mrgrumpystephen: FYI I would fucken love to get high with Nigella

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@franksting @johnb78 I believe I made the right decision. Notwithstanding @MattTett’s fine strategy.

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Dear people, Bitcoin is a cash. Don’t leave it lying in a desk drawer. Arsehats. http://t.co/KQYTIglbS4 HT @Colvinius

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I note that it’s after midday, so whatever my “Thu plan” tweet was going to say is now probably irrelevant. I think I’ll have another go.

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RT @AndrewPStreet: Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this Chatroulette video of Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’. @SydneyTimeOut http://t.co…

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jowrotethis How to tell if a toy is for boys or girls. pic.twitter.com/4MTdubGZo1

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Escaping @MattTett’s evil plans by train.

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OH: “I’ve had the whole social media team disappeared.”

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sturdyAlex Erm… Pretty sure this is not what the client had in mind. pic.twitter.com/2Fv0H7sikA

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RT @NewtonMark: Hey everyone it’s @swearyanthony’s birthday today, so he’s another year closer to death. Yeah, well done!

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Before Twitter, how did judges ever know whether they handed down the right verdict?

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@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan I suspect you don’t want your private keys on a network connected machine. ;)

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@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan That’s now getting too deep into actual procedures for my knowledge… But…

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@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan Oh excellent. And now you’ve created a target… ;)

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Mobile: Walk to Chatswood station; train to Town Hall; walk to Darling Harbour; 1630 Internet Industry Association’s Nautical Policy event.

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RT @cyberwar: Making plans for a week down under. Sydney here we come! [Batten down the hatches!]

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@paulwallbank That should be “and”, not “or”.

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OH: “Do you run your pants at a profit?”

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@paulwallbank I would of course help moderate your drinking. Upwards.

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RT @paulwallbank: “Gamification is a hot item.” I’m so glad I don’t travel with @stilgherrian [Drink up, Paul, it’s the only way. Not.]

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Quelqu’un semble avoir installé un soleil sur cette planète. Soyez prudent! Et vous?

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@jpwarren I don’t, but I’m thinking of using the refurbished Delicious for that. I’ll decide over the holiday break.

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@jpwarren Thanks for the reminder. The podcast links I note as I’m editing and then look ‘em up, copy and paste. There’s no magic.

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@franksting I take that to mean you’re going to the IIA Nautical Policy event?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia yesterday: “Open router project launched to improve network privacy”, about @ORP_1 http://t.co/uBkd1pZRb6

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Wed plan, draft: Work on @zdnetaustralia feature all day, or close thereto; 1630 Internet Industry Association Nautical Policy event.

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IT IS WEDNESDAY AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

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@ORP_1 @semibogan @TheDanAnimal I believe that figure was for an MD5, yes, but I’m relying on my memory and it’s approaching 2300.

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@ORP_1 Oh my point was that $250k is cheap to pwn a whole raft of routers. But yes an 0day does the job just as well.

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@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan @zdnetaustralia Hash collisions to fake an update cost around $250k of cloud compute time to generate.

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@ORP_1 @TheDanAnimal @semibogan @zdnetaustralia I missed this earlier, I was at dinner, but yes updates are a tricky thing…

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